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so are we doing this?

are we going to create a merger with ML or what?
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  • Do you move this fast with every potential partner?

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    Yeah that's right my name's Yauch!
  • imagelaptopprancer:

    Do you move this fast with every potential partner?

    Oh yes. Winged's a known turboslut.

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • i'd like to be bought dinner first.   A weiner from a hotdog cart would suffice.  

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  • imagesalimoo:
    imagelaptopprancer:

    Do you move this fast with every potential partner?

    Oh yes. Winged's a known turboslut.

    you know that band "Faster Pussycat?"

  • Well, they discuss Big Brother over there, so, I'm packing my bags and am leaving the Caribbean.  So long suckers.
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  • You guys get some foreplaying going, and then when we achieve penetration in about two weeks, I'll have more free time at work. Sounds perfect since I really only want to be around for that part; foreplay is boring. 
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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • I'd buy a wiener for you any day, Sam. With chips and a coke slurpee.
  • imagewingedbride:
    imagesalimoo:
    imagelaptopprancer:

    Do you move this fast with every potential partner?

    Oh yes. Winged's a known turboslut.

    you know that band "Faster Pussycat?"

    Someone should warn them that Winged likes to walk around in the buff  

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  • imagesecretheart:
    I'd buy a wiener for you any day, Sam. With chips and a coke slurpee.

    yikes. I might be too full for anything but missionary after that.

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  • Which of us is the reacher and which is the settler?
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    Yeah that's right my name's Yauch!
  • Did you just *** or was that from the beef? In any case, missionary still gets the job done.
  • Bahahaaha, I didn't realize they censored queeeeef.
  • I'm not touching that queeef comment.  or the weiner you gave me.

    i'd say we're the settlers.   it's like our ex-boyfriend went into metro-sexual overdrive (like The Situation on NJ shore) and although we still love him (we don't love TS but my analogies are off today) we just can't go back so we'll settle for something else.

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  • I'm not very good at the whole dating thing
  • sam's looking for love in all the wrong places
  • My gay orange cat name of John Voight would like to know if Dr. Caesar Las Vegas has a boyfriend.
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    Yeah that's right my name's Yauch!
  • I've gotten used to being monogamous. Now, I'm going to have to get all gussied up to meet new people. 
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  • I keep thinking I have a booger in my right nostril, but every time I got to extract, nothing.
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  • imagebuddhagouda:
    I've gotten used to being monogamous. Now, I'm going to have to get all gussied up to meet new people. 
    Me too. I'll have to take a bubble bath with a glass of wine and listen to some Billie Holiday first.
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • Your mat leave is over so you're probably wearing makeup at work.   Slap on some gloss and get in there.
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  • imagelaptopprancer:
    My gay orange cat name of John Voight would like to know if Dr. Caesar Las Vegas has a boyfriend.

     

    Don't fall for it Dr Caeser Las Vegas !! Her cat is totally a cougar.

  • Maybe if we'd gotten gussied up for each other we wouldn't have lost some of our magic.

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  • I happen to be a pretty good dater.  I'm charming.  And I put out.
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  • imagewingedbride:

    imagelaptopprancer:
    My gay orange cat name of John Voight would like to know if Dr. Caesar Las Vegas has a boyfriend.

     

    Don't fall for it Dr Caeser Las Vegas !! Her cat is totally a cougar.

    Is that John Voight in your signature?  Dr. Caesar Las Vegas isn't a rough and tumble kinda fellow.  He's a lover, not a fighter.  He enjoys petting people with his soft marshmallow paws, cuddling, grooming his furs for hours at a time, and has an unhealthy obsession with cardboard.

  • I don't want to go there and catch a case of the Dee-vorce.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • imageNovemberrocks:
    I happen to be a pretty good dater.  I'm charming.  And I put out.

    I was always better at being pursued than pursuing. I'm lazy.  

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  • imagelaptopprancer:
    Which of us is the reacher and which is the settler?

     

    ?Our two kids, our eight grandkids, our 11 great-grandkids are all on a plane piloted by Oprah, and it?s about to crash into an art museum with all of your favorite paintings, and the only way to save everything is just to answer the question: are you the reacher or the settler??

    ?And Oprah?s tried everything??

    ?Everything!? Marshall said. ?And you have to decide now.?

  • I'll get the unity wine.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • Part of the reason I'm into this is that LTD is a revenge fukc, designed to make Amynumbers feel jealous.

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • image_Fenton:

    Part of the reason I'm into this is that LTD is a revenge fukc, designed to make Amynumbers feel jealous.

    Well now I just feel like a dirty condom in the gutter.

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    Yeah that's right my name's Yauch!
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