I was just on the phone with my grandmother a few minutes ago, and I know she thinks it's just hilarious when she makes sexual innuendos about her and my grandfather (ew), and I love that she's all feisty and stuff, but GEESH!
Greg and I stayed at their house over the weekend while visiting some friends, and I got sick in the middle of the night for no reason-- sat up at 4 am, ran downstairs, dry heaved for about 20 minutes, then felt fine. It was weird. She wasn't there the next morning when we left, so I haven't talked to her about it until today.
She goes, "So, I heard you got a little sick... a little... nauseous? How are you feeling now?"
Me: "I'm feeling fine! Tired, but fine!"
Nana: "You're not pregnant are you? You're still on the pill?"
Me:"NO I'm not pregnant, but no, I'm not on the pill anymore, Greg and I are charting!"
Nana: "Hmmm... that's playing with fire! You better make sure Greg puts on a raincoat before playing outside!"
Silence.
Me: "Ok Nana, BYE!"
Re: holy awkward conversation!
BAHAHAHA!!! That's awesome!
Sex has always been an open topic of conversation in my family. That being said, my Grams wasn't usually involved in said conversations.
Ew.
She never use to say stuff like this to me, then I turned 21 and it was BAM! Floodgates opened!
I remember calling her from college telling her that I wouldn't be coming home that weekend, and her saying, "Oh goooood, that means Poppop and I have time to use our sensual candles I just bought! Teeheehe!"
I guess I should be use to it by now, but blech!
hahaha omg! she said raincoat!
my grandmother told me (after i told her jay and i were thinking of waiting til 30 for kids) that my eggs were going dry up and that Jay's sperm weren't going to swim. I thought I was going to die!!
You've heard what I've done, not what I've been through.
If you were in my shoes, you'd fall the first step."
We watched this movie with B&SIL and I was mortified myself!
I couldn't imagine watching it with my parents!
Try having a sex talk with your MIL...... before you were even engaged to your HH....
It's super AWK.WARD!!!!!!
We got to Bible study a little late one Sunday morning a couple of weeks after the wedding. Everybody was excited to see us back, married and all. I could have done without the one older lady coming up and saying "Well, I guess we know what you two have been doing to make you late!" wink, wink. Mortifying.
Yes, it is. Whether it's your family or anyone. I swear people think you only have sex when you are newlyweds and that's it.
yea what is with that?! I'm like newlywed? please. Not in this house. hahah
I went to the theater to see this with now DH, his grandfather and two uncles. We sat in one row and they sat right behind us (it was a super small theater we all wouldn't have fit in one row). Anyway I was fine through the movie and then his grandfather just HAD to comment about the pictures during the credits. I hesitantly laughed and was a combination of these:

The credits were definitely the worst part! We were watching it at our house so I grabbed the remote and turned it off as fast as I could!