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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Another reason to be ready for winter
fricking fire ants
my foot is like a sausage and it burns with the fire of a thousand suns.
Re: Another reason to be ready for winter
Ack! Cankle!!!!!!!
That looks miserable, clubfoot.
I know!! I can barely fit shoes on.
And I limp because it feels bruised.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Or better yet, get Chandler to pee on it.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Do you have to drag that thing behind you when you walk?
And are you sure it was fire ants and not, say, something LIKE fire ants but with 8 legs?
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Are you going to have to go on the plane like that? Does Benadryl help?
*My spell check wants to change Benadryl to Benacerraf. WTF is Benacerraf?
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
OMG if you could see my face at that thought. I didn't even consider that. My ankles swell SO MUCH on planes. Gaaahhhh. I hope you don't have that problem, Winger.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Do you think it is a spider bite? It feels like fire ant with the burning, but I admit that I smashed whatever it was into oblivion the second I saw it and didn't pay attention to what it was.
And I am worried about the plane.
But now I have to worry about how litigious people are because I have to go testify in a case. Well, either today or tomorrow. But I am irritated because I just was told I have been on the subpeona list this whole time. Effers. Thanks for letting me prepare.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Gaaaahh. Does having to testify impact your trip at all?
At least you have the clubfoot. People go easy on the disabled. Make sure to drag it real obvious like.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Dude. What? That sucks big time. I'm not sure if that is worse than the foot, but it still sucks.
And, by the way, you might want to be careful that whatever bit you didn't decide to make babies under your skin. You could be incubating a huge colony of multi-legged babies. You are welcome.
That sucks, man! I hope you feel better soon.
It won't impact my trip because I won't let it. I am waiting to meet with the attorney now to tell him that my testimony has an expiration date.
Oh yeah. Big, hairy spider babies.
Really, I'm just joking. I have heard urban myths of this happening, but I don't actually know that it does. If the bite site starts to get all infecty though (I like the word infecty, I'm leaving it), get it checked out.
Winger, I'm sorry you're full of mutant spider babies. I hope they don't hatch in your sleep and then crawl all over you and make their home in your nose and ears.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
i hate you all.
it is getting more swelly. but on the plus side, i was able to testify so that's over.
I can't see your picture so I'm imagining this. Which I think is not normal from a fire ant.
The nerve!
House | Blog
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
The nerve!
House | Blog
You're going to have a lot less time tomorrow.
I feel your mother, sorry.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman