May 2010 Weddings
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Re: I feel like crap!!
My cousin just had her baby a couple of weeks ago, and I guess her husband had a camera in the delivery room. She wouldn't let him go to the foot of the bed, though. Good for her... yuuuuuck. Nobody except the doctor needs to see that. No recording devices of any kind for me!
Do you know what I want, Doc? I want this thing OUT OF ME!!
You mean you don't regularly have people in your room videotaping your vag?
Clearly, we don't have the same friends.
I also don't want to grab my gross baby from my vagina. Clean it off please.
On another few notes:
The reason you poop when you have the baby is because when you're pushing, the baby's head his bearing down on your rectum, so as you push, the baby pushes the poop out. That and you actually doing the pushing because they tell you to bear down like when you poop. I am paranoid about pooping, because I poop 2-3 times a day. In fact, Adam is surprised if I tell him I've only gone once. So even if I go before I deliver (which is my plan), I'll probably poop on the table.
I don't think I've ever used the word poop so many times in one post.
You've heard what I've done, not what I've been through.
If you were in my shoes, you'd fall the first step."
Hope you start to feel better!
This is why we started this year. DH turned 30 in January and said the same thing.
I am totally with you!!!
This post my dear friends is why I love you lovely ladies so much! F'in hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am afraid of pooping, the pain, the mess afterwards, ppl all up in my vag, butt stiches, EVERYTHING. Jay and I also made a pact he wouldnt go to the southern region.
Is there something to tell us Becca???
You've heard what I've done, not what I've been through.
If you were in my shoes, you'd fall the first step."
No babies for us anytime soon. I'm getting an IUD inserted next Wednesday, so that should keep me safe for several years.
IF (an that's a big IF) I ever have a baby Dan will be no where near my vag area and his mother better be miles away. And I just know I would be a table pooper and I would be mortified. I was not into the pregnant and giving birth idea and then when I found out about table pooping I became even more against it.
Ideally, I would adopt a three year old. I'm not sure I can talk Dan into that though.