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High 5 for 5 years, man
As I'm sure many of your newsfeeds have let you know, today is my 5th anniversary! 
I can't believe it's already been five years and how different our lives have become in such a short time.
That also means I've been friends with some of you for 5 or more years.
I think that means we get to cash out our 401K.
Re: High 5 for 5 years, man
Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
Married Bio
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
happy anniversary, doll! time seems to just fly by, doesn't it?
I am waiting for your and my 5-year sockiversary next March. : )
ha! I will be bringing some knee-highs to the hospital for post-birth warmth and comfort, but I figure I'll be sweating my ass off while pushing. that's why you ended up not birthing in socks, right?
Thanks ladies!
Nov, we celebrated this past weekend. He took me to an awesome French restaurant and then we went to see Wicked.
Tonight, I'm making dinner and giving the traditional 5 year anniversary gift.
Wood.
:P
That, and I couldn't reach down to put the damn things on.
Oh, that's right. Obviously I forgot to consult my copy of your schedule before posting.
? Huh?
I hope you don't think the ":P" was for you lady...
It was in light of my incredibly genius play on words.
I'm going to give him wood....?
Wood? As in boner?
Anyone...Anyone? Bueller?
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Sorry - I was making a joke - I should not try to be funny. After you mentioned that you already went out, I remembered you had said that in a previous post. Then I was all, "wouldn't it be funny if I pretended that I have a copy of everyone's schedule? Wow, November, you are so clever and funny!!!"
Clearly, this is why I'll never be pop-u-lar.
Happy anniversary!
I read too much into your joke too. I got the boner part, but I thought you were giving him wood because you have a mangina.
The nerve!
House | Blog
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Whew! I'm glad that's cleared up! I just did a very worried load of dishes... "Does she think I'm a *** like that? I've never been mean to her before, have I? Didn't we high 5 over pee yesterday? I should make a funny post to her to clear it all up... I'll be all like -
Subject:
Can someone tell November...
Message:
To check my schedule so she knows I wasn't being snarky towards her?
M'kay, thanks! Bye!"
cake
this exchange is not giving me wood.
SB, I'm pretty sure you just called my husband gay.
Happy anniversary!
I got November's joke.
May I ask....Does everything work normally with the condition of your lady parts? Is it swollen for his pleasure?
The nerve!
House | Blog
I'm so dumb, but Fallin's simple "congrats" following all of the ladypenis boner wood discussion made me snerk.
Edit: to clarify, not in a "Fallin's so dumb" way. It just struck me as funny in context.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I just now reread the title and realized you did not write "High for 5 years, man." Soooo...congrats on being happily married and drug free!
Is there room for two in that cape, HT? I read the same thing.
Congrats, Hezz and Pete on 5 years of hugs, not drugs.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.