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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Re: I demand GTG pictures
And breast feeding!
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
No.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I think she has a yeast infection.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Bethie already gave the rundown. PMS RAAAGE! --> sleep --> apologies --> can I have a hug? THE END.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
This is what Christin looked like right after it happened. Does that help?
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
You guys are lame! Dance for my entertainment, damn you.
Was the bread soaked in milk as a universal remedy joke not an AFB joke? Am I trippin?
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
Married Bio
Agreed. My limited window of check-in time is very valuable, and I can only check in on my phone so when it takes an eternity to load and there is no picture payoff I feel Bethie's PMS rage. I hope you hoars are happy!
Ali's costume on FB really was just amazing and lookes SO real, like would have thought she was there in the picture.
I'm glad you guys have fun. I got to play with Ryker in his awesome costume and realized I got not a single picture of it. He also wore hair gel, it was fab.
My Weekend on Rob's Island
By Groomz McFinehiney
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was a time to be born, a time to die, a time for peace, a time for piece, a time for reeses pieces, only the kind that come in cup form...
Okay, it was just the best of times. I was a little disappointed to find that we were not staying at Martha Stewart's house, and that there is no Vineyard on the whole damned aisle, not even between the canned beans and the spam. So Christin renamed it Rob's Island. I'm pretty sure you'll be seeing this on maps in early 2012.
The first night, we drank and laughed, and ate and laughed, and wore wigs, and laughed, and there may have been some laughter too. We played scruples for about a minute, and CMM refused to answer the question about whether or not she would hire a perfectly competent homosexual to work at her business. It was kind of awkward, but since I was staying at her family's house, I had to suck it up.
The next day, we took a trip into town and the CMMobile gang tried to give the Bobloblawmobile the slip, but to no avail. We did some shopping and had lunch, and then went to visit the windiest spot on Rob's Island, where there are cliffs and a lighthouse, and I got some gayhead behind a shack. But you had to pay to pee.
Then we drove and drove and drove and drove and drove. Then we went home and had a million awesome snacks and a great big costume party full of awesome. Then we gave Hezz a sneak preview of what her birth would be like, and now she knows what to expect (you're welcome) and Bethie tried to kill Christin. And there were rice kripsy treats.
The next day we had divorce waffles and laughed, and listened to recordings of Christin?s grandmom who had a pretty awesome voice and made my life by singing Second Hand Rose, and we talked about vaginas a lot. And I mean a lot, a lot. And then we all went home.
Meeting Mashed was completely awesome, especially the part where we slept together. And it was a welcome change since Jimmy is a blanket hog, or a blackaholic, depending on who's hearing the story. Everybody else was also completely awesome, but I already met them, so they get no honorable mention.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
PMS is real. ?It ruins lives. ?
*shoots lasers out of eyes*?
It seems the part where you all cried, held each other, and then wiped your tears and made hair dolls because HT and I couldn't come was left out.
It's ok though, I added it.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.