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boored. ask me anything?

since i haven't been around in a while and i have some time to kill and don't really feel like doing anything productive, feel free to grill me.

 Pizza

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Re: boored. ask me anything?

  • Can I have a wig made of your hair?
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • imageBobLoblaw:
    Can I have a wig made of your hair?

    as long as there is no scalping involved, sure. just give me a few months to grow it out and chop it off.

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  • Is it fun dating again or does it make you want to take a rusty spoon to your eye?
  • My in laws are from South Jersey.  I have been informed that having cole slaw at Thanksgiving dinner is a regional thing.  Why? Was there shredded cabbage and Hellman's on the May Flower?
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  • Why are you the world's slowest shopper?
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Why was I you this morning?
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  • How do you keep your hair (head, chest, facial) so luxurious?
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • do you do special exercises for that azz?
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  • imageJen&Joe06:
    Is it fun dating again or does it make you want to take a rusty spoon to your eye?

    mostly really fun. there have been some rusty spoon moments for sure, but they usually make for funny stories later anyway so i don't mind. the only parts i've really hated are the 'why won't he caalllll' days, but those have been few and far between. and i'm going steady with someone now. eep!

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  • If you order a tuna melt, do you expect it to be open face or closed?  Is the tuna warm or cold?
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Do you support these new rebel factions? Fractions? New math?
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  • imagechickibaby:
    My in laws are from South Jersey.  I have been informed that having cole slaw at Thanksgiving dinner is a regional thing.  Why? Was there shredded cabbage and Hellman's on the May Flower?

    Wha?  sacrilege!

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  • imagechickibaby:
    My in laws are from South Jersey.  I have been informed that having cole slaw at Thanksgiving dinner is a regional thing.  Why? Was there shredded cabbage and Hellman's on the May Flower?

    your in-laws are liars. or this is very VERY regional- i'm originally from the shore, most of my family is from north jerz, so south jersey may be different.

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  • imagealigrrl80:

    imagechickibaby:
    My in laws are from South Jersey.  I have been informed that having cole slaw at Thanksgiving dinner is a regional thing.  Why? Was there shredded cabbage and Hellman's on the May Flower?

    your in-laws are liars. or this is very VERY regional- i'm originally from the shore, most of my family is from north jerz, so south jersey may be different.

    I would eat the fvck out of some coleslaw right now. I'm in charge of veggies this year. I wonder how many people would disown me if I made one of them coleslaw ...

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    Why are you the world's slowest shopper?

    i need to try on all the watches. deal with it. i'm also used to shopping alone and not worrying that anyone is waiting for me.

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  • imagealigrrl80:

    imageJen&Joe06:
    Is it fun dating again or does it make you want to take a rusty spoon to your eye?

    mostly really fun. there have been some rusty spoon moments for sure, but they usually make for funny stories later anyway so i don't mind. the only parts i've really hated are the 'why won't he caalllll' days, but those have been few and far between. and i'm going steady with someone now. eep!

    I read this as rusty trombone.

     

    are you dating guys? girls? guys and girls?

  • imageChristinS:
    Why was I you this morning?

    Rob's Island voodoo.

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  • We had some awesome coleslaw on our pulled pork sandwiches Sunday night.  It had a cusabi dressing and was the bomb.  I would eat that at Thanksgiving.
  • imagesalimoo:
    How do you keep your hair (head, chest, facial) so luxurious?

    I rarely wash it. And brush the chest hair 100 strokes per night before bed.

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  • imagemashedpotato:
    do you do special exercises for that azz?

    at the moment, just the thing my physical therapist makes me do. bridges on a swiss ball and squats mostly. when i'm not a crippled wreck, there's skating and biking and weekly strength training that involves a lot of plyometrics (jumpy exercises) and lifting of kettle bells.

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  • imageHezzerlah:
    What time is it?

    time for you to make me another eclair cake.

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  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    If you order a tuna melt, do you expect it to be open face or closed?  Is the tuna warm or cold?

    warm. open.

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  • How long will it take for a shitstorm of crazy to happen in the facebook comment thread where I just said I think the state question to prohibit Sharia Law reeked of bigotry and fear? I'm hoping it's quick, I'm bored.

    Also, ditto Winged. Guys or gals? Both?

  • are you dating guys? girls? guys and girls?

    it was a bunch of guys, and one girl- and now it's just one girl. we're still calling it an 'open relationship', b/c i was dating other people too, but now it's just her- i've just been a little to chickenshit to do away with the 'open' part.

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  • Did you "come out" to your family? How did they take it?
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • imageChristinS:
    Do you support these new rebel factions? Fractions? New math?

    bring on the factions. leave the fractions out of it though, i didn't bother attending high school math class.

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  • imageBobLoblaw:
    Did you "come out" to your family? How did they take it?

    yup. back in april, when i was dying of pneumonia, my girlfriend (we'd been seeing each other about a month then) took amazing care of me while i was delirious and half-conscious with fever, and was the one who eventually took me to the hospital. when my parents came to see me, my mom was raving about what a great friend she is, and i said 'well, she's actually more than just a friend', and my mom's response was just "we're happy as long as you're happy". my dad didn't say anything b/c, well, he never does, but i know he's fine with it. and she and her dogs spent a weekend with me at my parents' house later this summer and they all got along really well and my parents love her. she's also met my younger brother (other brother is in FL) and that was also totally cool.

    girlfriend was blown away by all of this b/c she hasn't spoken to her parents since she came out back in college, but it was really no big deal for me- i knew my family would have no issues with it so it wasn't a scary thing to tell them.

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  • How did you get your makeup exactly like OOT? I mean you looked identical.

    Do you think you are happier now then 3 years ago? 

  • That's really awesome. :)
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
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