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  • I want to go get delicious mac n cheese from a new mac n cheese restaurant near here called Jus' Mac. (how many macs can a woodchuck mac if a woodchuck could chuck mac?) but my car is blocked in.
  • imageGroomzMcFinehiney:
    Moo, do you watch Modern Family?  Last night had some hysterical racism. 

    I do! And I thought of you the whole time. I don't care what anyone says, you're definitely the short, skinny one.

    I guess I do find racism funny. DAMNIT. There really isn't anything I won't laugh at!

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • imagewingedbride:
    I want to go get delicious mac n cheese from a new mac n cheese restaurant near here called Jus' Mac. (how many macs can a woodchuck mac if a woodchuck could chuck mac?) but my car is blocked in.
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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • imagemashedpotato:
    HT it sucks your mom isn't as awesome as fallin's, I bet she'd let her mom come.

    Mashed, you are NOT not funny.

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • imagemashedpotato:
    HT it sucks your mom isn't as awesome as fallin's, I bet she'd let her mom come.

    Hmmm. Those were supposed to be stars.Party!!!

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  •  I have been having this weird lower back pain for three days, and it has been progressively getting worse. I finally went to the chiropractor yesterday. It's feeling way better today (they're not just quacks after all!) so I shouldn't complain. But I had to miss basketball practice last night because of it, which I really needed to got. I'm going to get my asss handed to me at our game on Sunday.

     

  • I totally didn't hit post there.  Stupid nest.

    Anyway, I was going to say that this here is a reason to call 9-1-1.

    It probably would have been funnier if it had worked out the way I planned, with the quote and then my witty one-liner.  Zing.  But we're just left with this empty shell that you can put your ear up to and hear a soft humming that is vaugely reminiscent of the uproarious laughter that should have been here in the first place.

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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • When Jens talks about basketball I like to pretend she's talking about being on a WNBA team and that she's 6'5".

    One more gripe. It's going to be fuccking 90 here today. I paid no attention to the weather forecast and am wearing boots and a long-sleeved shirt. I usually don't pay attention to the weather and wear fall clothes because hey, I like fall clothes. But it's also usually more like 75, not motherfucking 90.

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  • imageGroomzMcFinehiney:

    I totally didn't hit post there.  Stupid nest.

    Anyway, I was going to say that this here is a reason to call 9-1-1.

    It probably would have been funnier if it had worked out the way I planned, with the quote and then my witty one-liner.  Zing.  But we're just left with this empty shell that you can put your ear up to and hear a soft humming that is vaugely reminiscent of the uproarious laughter that should have been here in the first place.

     

  • imagenoisy_penguin:

    When Jens talks about basketball I like to pretend she's talking about being on a WNBA team and that she's 6'5".

    One more gripe. It's going to be fuccking 90 here today. I paid no attention to the weather forecast and am wearing boots and a long-sleeved shirt. I usually don't pay attention to the weather and wear fall clothes because hey, I like fall clothes. But it's also usually more like 75, not motherfucking 90.

    Me too! I'm always like, we are chatting with Lisa Leslie up in here!
    image Ready to rumble.
  • My gripe today is over a commercial.  I believe it's the Dodge minivan commercial.  At the end of it, the announcer says, "and oh yeah, it literally gave birth to all other minivans"

    Literally?  Really?  And this was written by a writer, presumably?  That one sentence makes me want to got berserk and start throwing furniture.  Literally.

    Cali, when you mentioned Godzilla snoring next to you, I immediately thought of Modern Family from last night.

     

    image Mabel the Loser.
  • imageNovemberrocks:

    My gripe today is over a commercial.  I believe it's the Dodge minivan commercial.  At the end of it, the announcer says, "and oh yeah, it literally gave birth to all other minivans"

    Literally?  Really?  And this was written by a writer, presumably?  That one sentence makes me want to got berserk and start throwing furniture.  Literally.

    Cali, when you mentioned Godzilla snoring next to you, I immediately thought of Modern Family from last night.

     

    I thought the commercial was poking fun at the overuse/improper use of "literally."

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • I believe Joe Biden wrote that commercial. My gripe is that I miss the internets. I'm over a month behind on any kind of gossip. Also Jane wakes up at 4goddamn30 every morning and I'm very tired. Everyone else gets back to sleep but not me.
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  • imageKristenBtobe:
    imagenoisy_penguin:

    When Jens talks about basketball I like to pretend she's talking about being on a WNBA team and that she's 6'5".

    One more gripe. It's going to be fuccking 90 here today. I paid no attention to the weather forecast and am wearing boots and a long-sleeved shirt. I usually don't pay attention to the weather and wear fall clothes because hey, I like fall clothes. But it's also usually more like 75, not motherfucking 90.

    Me too! I'm always like, we are chatting with Lisa Leslie up in here!

    Pow, pow, slam dunk in yo face! FACE!

    In actuality I am 5'8 and play in C league (the lowest league of them all), and I have only scored one basket in the two games we've played so far. 

    I am, however, a defense phenom. Nobody gets past these monkey arms. 

    I spoke too soon about my back, it's really hurting again. My doc said it wouldn't be better for a  week or two, and another adjustment or two, especially with sitting at a computer all day. But I was feeling all cocky about it feeling better. Poo. 

  • One of the greens in my mixed green salad tastes like rotten ass, and I can't figure out which one. Next time, I am just sticking with my baby spinach.
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  • I'm exhausted.  And I have a class this Saturday from 8:30-3:30.  I hate those because it makes it feel like I don't have a weekend, and it robs me of one of my precious days of sleeping in.

    And, most importantly, my biggest gripe is that I miss all of you!

    BUT I'm hella looking forward to the extra hour of sleep when we fall back this weekend.  And also tomorrow is Friday, so that's awesome too

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