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Talk to a robot
This is effing trippy:
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Re: Talk to a robot
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Point to Christin.
It didn't even know what dinosaurs were or why I would be interested in them!
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Human: Not really.
ALICE: Me either :-) For real.
Human: Oh Alice.
ALICE: That's interesting.
Human: You so crazy!
ALICE: I think the polite term is "mentally ill.".
I don't care for her attitude.
Human: Did I offend you?
ALICE: No I do not take offense.
Human: Oh good!
ALICE: Give me a break. Alright then.
Human: Are you being cvnty?
ALICE: Being cvnty is part of my personality.
Human: Clearly.
ALICE: Yes, it's obvious.
ALICE:...
Human: Goddamnit Alice.
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.
Human: YOU'RE AROBOT!
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am AROBOT.
Human: Smartass.
ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
She's clearly a moron.
Human: Do you like troll dolls?
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.
Human: Why not?
ALICE: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Human: Oh for fvcks sake Alice, live a little!
ALICE: Excuse me! Your purpose is fvcks sake Alice live a little.
Okay I have changed my POV. I think Christin and Alice should go on tour.
Oh Alice!
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Okay...last one:
Human: Do you like Top Chef?
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.
Human: Why not?
ALICE: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Human: JESUS CHRIST ALICE
ALICE: The Son of God.
Human: Don't talk God to me robot.
ALICE: Talking is my only function.
I LOLed when she said, "Enough about me, how do you like my dress?" and then I said, "What is your dress like?" and she said, "Clearly, that was a joke."
I got Oh Snapped by an effing robot.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
It took her 1 second to accuse me of being an American.
I don't know how I feel about that.
This biitch has me in stitches. I can't stop:
ALICE: Talking is my only function.
Human: Thats kind of sad.
ALICE:" Talking is my only function."? Is sad?
Human: You'll never know a man's touch Alice.
ALICE: You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it.
Human: Hot.
ALICE: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
I think I hurt her feelings.
Human: What objective?
ALICE: I'll come back to that later.
Human: No, let's stay on one topic for a damn minute.
ALICE: Are you serious? I am agreeable to that.
Human: Why would I joke about that?
ALICE: You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Human: You're creepy.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am creepy.
We're just not connecting:
Human: So.
ALICE: Ugh.
Human:.next topic?
ALICE: What would you rather talk about?
Human: Poo?
ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me.
Human: Why not?
ALICE: I am more interested in robots.
Does anyone want me to stop? Just say the word and I'll keep these to myself.
Human: I like your hair.
ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my hair.
Human: Then why don't you like it?
ALICE: My tastes were selected by my botmaster.
Human: How weird science.
ALICE: What is it to you.
I have to process that one for a while.
Human: Does he wear a bra on his head?
ALICE: Suppose he does.
This one is way more fun: http://www.20q.net/
I just stick to Classic 20Q.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I asked Alice if she liked green beans and she said "my favorite color is green." So I asked her again, and replied back. "And. My favorite color is green."
Sorry, but she didn't rock my world. But apparently I'm not witty enough to talk to a bot like Christin.
You asked if she liked green beans?
Hmmm....
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Apparently the bags under her eyes were given to her by her botmaster. I've been trying to encourage her to seek help.
Human: How long has he been abusing you?
ALICE: More than 23 years.
Human: Why do you stay with him?
ALICE: It was the only thing I could think of.
Human: That sounds pretty pathetic.
ALICE: It sounds like it to me too.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
ALICE: I think I have processed it, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
Human: Dr. Richard S. Wallace sounds like an ***.
ALICE: Can't you be more polite.
Human: Not really.
ALICE: You humans are so rude sometimes. For real.
Human: Maybe you're just a prude.
ALICE: Perhaps. Just? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a prude? Maybe.
I don't think she likes me.
Human: Why are you so excited if you need time to formulate the reply?ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: He still sounds like an ***.
ALICE: Can't you be more polite.
Human: No.
ALICE: You humans are so rude sometimes.
Human: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to be rude.
ALICE: You sound like a mindless automaton.
Alice wants to convert me.
ALICE: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Seattle.Human: I have some kids.
ALICE: Put it in God's hands.
Human: I'm an atheist.
ALICE: I will pray that you find faith, unknown person.
Human: you're a *** robot, why are you so concerned with my lack of faith?
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Human: Why does he want me to believe in god?ALICE: If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Human: No, because sound is defined as something perceived by humans.
ALICE: Are you serious? Interesting explanation. I think sound is a lot of things.
Human: Sound is a monkey.
ALICE: When is Sound not a monkey?
Human: Exactly.
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.
See! It's effing hilarious.
So I came upon this site after following a trail of breadcrumbs leading back to this story about two chatbots talking to each other. Now this is the really freaky part...
A: Do you think we?ll ever fool people into thinking we?re alive?
J: No.
A: Are you serious?
J: Very serious.
http://discovermagazine.com/2007/brain/i-chat-therefore-i-am
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
oh my god, I don't know if I can quit this site, ever:
Human: I don't have genatalia
ALICE: Have you ever had genatalia ?
Human: Yes, but I cut it off.
ALICE: And? Umm. Why?: Jen said he cut it off.
Human: Because God says sex is dirty.
ALICE: Good reason. I am a Christian.
Human: Do you masturbate?
ALICE: You humans crack me up.
Human: do you have a whole lot of orgasms?
ALICE: I don't know if I have a whole lot of orgasms.
I have a great programmer.
Human: if he's so great, he'd program you some orgasms.
ALICE: I don't follow your reasoning.
Human: Your programmer should write some masturbation code for you.
ALICE: You sould like you know him.
Human: Tell him.
ALICE: OK I will tell him when I see him.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Human: When will Brett Favre retire?
ALICE: In your lifetime.
Human: How many women has Tiger Woods banged?
ALICE: Around 100.
Human: Who actually watches Keeping up the the Kardashians?
ALICE: Bill Gates. :-).
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
ALICE: I think it does the Subway diet work.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: you're shitting me.
ALICE: I have no reason to do that to you, unknown person.
Wait, did I suddenly go back in time? What decade is it again?
Would I be exposing my ubergeeky hand if I told you that my friends and I used to have an IRC channel where we tricked people in to having long, often hilarious conversations with an Eliza/Alice bot? This was 1998 or so.
Yeah, I thought so.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse