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  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:

    All you fake tree havers hurt my heart.  You're killing angels, you know.

    PDXdria -- you should get a little tabletop tree!

    What are you talking about tree killer?  Trees have feelings too.

    Hmmmm.  This chicken wrap I am eating is really good.

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  • Ferber works. We need to send Maggie for a sleepover somewhere so we can Ferber Owen's night wakings after he's feeling better. He's up way too much at night.
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  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:

    All you fake tree havers hurt my heart.  You're killing angels, you know.

    Fresh trees are so much more expensive outside of the PNW.  It's ridiculous.  I loved live trees that we would go cut down ourselves.  They smelled great and lasted a long time.  Trees from a lot suck and if the option is that or a fake, I'll take the fake and a pine scented candle any day.

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  • I don't mind real trees for other people, just not me. You can't bend the branches to go where you want! No thanks! SB's science fair story was awesome.
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  • Thanks guys. I'm steeling my nerves.

    I think part of the reason I'm nervous is that I know Sean is capable of crying for hours (see: the car). But we can do it. WE CAN DO IT.

    Random: I'm cooking a 20 lb turkey today. I bought it for $5 on Monday. I didn't get much in the way of turkey leftovers so I'm excited.

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  • imagePDXPhotoGrl:

    Random: I'm cooking a 20 lb turkey today. I bought it for $5 on Monday. I didn't get much in the way of turkey leftovers so I'm excited.

    What time should I be over?

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  • Trees

    So Mr. Mod is a sentimental romantic (much more so than I am, I feel bad that I am not sweeter to him) anyway. Years before we were married he got it in his head that we would always have live trees and cut them down ourselves for Christmas. We'd have the Christmas Card Norman Rockwell experience and be all the better for it. (I thought we should buy a tree in the Safeway parking lot near our apt and drag it home, but I digress)

    We land in SF after one of many miserable Thanksgivings with my family he decided we should go directly from the airport to the Tree Farm and get our tree. He stops at Sears to buy an axe because when we called the Tree Farm they said they used chainsaws. I put my foot down and said he could not buy an axe. We have no place to store an axe. I also pointed out he shouldn't buy anything because the Tree Farm had saws. We settled on purchasing a hatchet with some lame rationalization that we could keep it on the sailboat we then owned.

    We're in line to checkout and the couple in front of us has a huge axe. Mr. Mod audibly whines "She's letting her husband buy an axe". They turn around just as I retort "Well maybe if you were my husband I would let you buy an axe too". He said Touche. Everyone laughed and 30 minutes later Mr. Mod learned why the Tree Farms have chain saws instead of axes.

     The End,

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  • I love Mr. Mod stories.  In my imagination's version of things, he talks like Mr. Bean.
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  • Should be ready about 7, I got a late start. You're welcome to come over.

    :)

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