Caribbean Nesties
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Someone is having a baby!
It's Hezz! She's at the hospital right now!
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Re: Someone is having a baby!
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Go Lauren go!
Thinking stretchy thoughts for the monster vag...
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
Married Bio
This explains the picture of a baby I got in the middle of the night last night! I didn't have her number labeled and was like, OK, someone just had a kid but I'm not sure who.
Congrats mummy Heather!
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
She was born at 3:13 this morning. She weighed the same as her brother, 8.12 and was an inch shorter at 20.5. She came out of the monster vagina unscathed and left behind far less damage - just a 2nd degree tear this time. I feel pretty darn awesome and I can't believe she's here and she's mine. Oh, and dudes, she has the craziest dark, full head of hair. Not sure how that happened. I swear, she has more hair than Alex. I can't post pics on here from my phone, so FB friends feel free to c&p some pics over here. I just uploaded a pic over there and I'll add a few more. Its hard to type out. He whole birth story on the phone, so I'll get into more detail once I'm home.
love you guys! Thanks again for all the well wishes!
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali