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Re: Evening randoms?
Sorreh.
Ask and you shall receive. I make them every Christmas. They're a big hit.
http://www.bhg.com/recipe/cookies/white-chocolate-candy-cane-drops/
I was teaching him that song yesterday too! We have two nativity scenes on our entryway table (not kid ones, but kid friendly). He loves to get his little Elmo step stool and move all the figures around. I often walk by and find all the sheep lined up perfectly or Joseph's feet sticking out of the animal corral, etc.
Well, this is going to further upset Moo, but.....are we hemmorhoid sisters maybe? I got one after my c-section but it rarely bothered me til now. Sebastian is probably going to divorce me if I don't call the damn doctor soon.
We did have a very comical moment last week when he insisted on playing doctor because he was worried about me. So that was a very.....bonding moment.
Hey did my beautiful angelic hemmorrhoid story help?
Miles got the ark as a birthday present. It's really cute, but he hasn't gotten too into it yet.
Next year, I'm all about the Hanukkah Little People set.
WANT DINOSAUR TO RIDE.
for me.
Oh, we're definitely sisters... But I've always had them.
GUYS? HEY GUYS! I'VE ALWAYS HAD HEMMORHOIDS.
They're mostly internal which are painless but I've had a few outside ones and it's definitely not the same pain. This feels like someone is sucking out my intestines through my rectum with turbo powered suction. And I feel it when I pee, too. Kristen mentioning Kegels got me thinking about the pelvic floor. I still have control over myself, so I don't know if that's exactly it... but I wonder if things are flippy floppy in there.
You might have some minor prolapse action going on that could be helped with something more than kegels (e.g. physical therapy for your pelvic floor).
Get that vadge lifting weights, sister!
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
Ohh, can I get the recipe for Bacon Parmesan Crisps?
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Congratulations! Your vagina fell out! Or your butt!
(that's what I thought prolapse was, dude)
Kristen, I bought a little paper mache t-rex ornament at World Market last night for like $2 if you think that kind of stocking stuffer would satisfy Maggie. I also got a stegosaurus and a triceratops. Because I am a child.
The nerve!
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Kristen, you know you want to buy Maggie the dinosaur I posted the other day. Think of the roaring contests!
Hezz, I am so sorry to hear that your anoose is trying to fall out. I'd send you vibez, but I imagine that will only make things worse. Pixie dust and rainbow sprinkles to you! Perhaps you should have established a safe word with your innards? You should try a few and see if you can get it to stop. "Armageddon" is a popular one.
Buddha -- in the ressypee you posted, what are "chocolate-filled peppermint candy canes" and where can I procure some for my belleh?
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Oh, well, hmmm. Sorry about that?
Are you sure she'll forget by Christmas? You may want to discuss ruining a toddler's holiday with swimbikepuke. Did she look at you with sad eyes and say "dinosaw, peese?"
The nerve!
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I live in a grocery shopping wasteland, so I just use regular old candy canes.
I see, I see. You should try to search out these:
I found them at the grocery store, and they are delightful. I sprinkled them on the tops of my brownie bites. Nice and minty without being all crunchy.
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Ingredients
Directions
Preheat the oven to 250 degrees F.
Place 1 teaspoon of the cheese on each cracker and wrap tightly with a strip of bacon. Place the wrapped crackers on a broiler rack on a baking sheet and put the baking sheets on the oven rack. Bake for 2 hours, or until the bacon is done. Do not turn. Drain on paper towels. Serve hot or at room temperature
Do NOT use turkey bacon. You have to use the good fatty stuff for it to taste right. I used turkey once because I had some in the freezer. We had to throw the entire batch out. They were burnt and gross.
Thanks! These sound a-may-zing!
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