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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Randoms
I have eaten so much fudge today that I may actually have a brown tinge to my skin.
I have an entire day tomorrow to myself, and I am giddy with anticipation.
Re: Randoms
Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
Married Bio
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I am dreading Christmas because my mom is guilt tripping me.
I bought condoms today. I felt like a sailor.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
I keep wanting to reply to posts but the nest is sucking. So Kay and Winged, I'm sorry for your respective sads.
Keebler Almond Crescent cookies are delicious. I always forget how much I love almond things.
My mom's crackhead neighbors are thisclose to being evicted after two court dates and my mom's so afraid of further retaliation that she's not leaving the house for Christmas and it makes me so angry and sad. Fvck those fvckers.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
ME TOO! I was actually trembling in bed last night because I was so cold. And my throat hurt super bad this morning.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I'm trying to decide if I should invite my in-laws to Christmas....We are watching their dog and due to schedule changes they have to come and get her now..... I believe this was all a ploy to be here at Christmas even though I made it clear I didn't want them here.
So do I
A) invite them in an attempt to let them start fresh, behave and enjoy themselves knowing full well MIL will be a b!tch, cause a fight etc. ONLY to be able to say to H "There I tried for you one last time, and now I'm done!"
. Yesterday I woke up craving cold veggie pizza (with the ranch/cream cheese base, crescent rolls and veggies) so I made it around noon. I have consumed it for every meal since then (and I'm the only one that eats it). It is almost gone and I am a little disgusted with myself. But not enough to stop eating it.
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
So weird. I didn't want to take any chances getting anyone at work sick right before Christmas. And hey, a Monday on the couch in my PJs and occasionally wrapping presents isn't too bad.
Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
Married Bio
Maybe you should ask if they'll use their firehouse to clean up the vomit.
When CaptainSerious makes a new post, I always think it's Cali. Now, when I read Cali's replies to posts I think it's Moo.
It's this ressypee: http://crockpot365.blogspot.com/2009/02/crockpot-cranberry-pork-roast.html
I used the fresh. For some reason, in the copy I printed out it didn't give the option of just using a can of cranberry sauce instead. I would have preferred that to the fresh because now I have a bunch of fresh cranberries I don't know what to do with.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
After I made it known that it hurt my feewings about my brother and I not being invited to Christmas with the grandparents, they made a fuss over it and re-scheduled. And now I kind of don't want to go because it's NYE and they were kind of mean about it. I'm whiny and never ever satisfied.
I think I'm at the beginning of the sickness you guys are having. My SIL was getting over it this weekend and I'm starting to feel stuffy and I have that big scratchy ball forming in my throat. Ugh. I hope you both feel better with a quickness.
The nerve!
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I do this, too, with CS. And I always think Cali's replies are from bethie or mashed.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I'll probably call in sick tomorrow. i came in against my better judgement today and got little done except get in a fight with my dad about what days we're taking off for holidays.
Andy is fine with storing the bike and getting a tricycle for Lila
My mom made me her melt in your mouth shortbread and now i feel bad for calling her a freak even though i know she doesn't know I did.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Ha, me too. I always think Cali is you or bethie!
I want fudge. But I also want to lose the three lbs I gained already this month. What to do, what to do...
I got a bottle of wine from my work gift exchange last week and even though it was super cheap and crappy wine, I still really enjoyed it. I think I need to start drinking more, because it makes me a happier person.
SWEET! I'm not the only one who treats you that way, eh?
Jenm, she was asking about your MIL, not Mulva!
ETA: doh! she beat me to it.
Awesome. Jenm, you know she's crazy so treat her with kindness and know she'll be dead one day.