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Embarrassing Confessions

Being at home has led to an addiction to Real Housewives of Everywhere.  The shame.

Yours?

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  • I watched an episode of Jersery Shore last week and think i might be hooked.

     

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  • I watched RHOBH last week and loved it.

    I keep trying to find Teen Mom on TV to watch it, but I have yet to catch it.  I have contemplated putting it on the Tivo, but I don't want to admit to myself, my husband, and most importantly, to Tivo, that I want to watch this show. 

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  • imagesamfish2bcrab:

    I watched an episode of Jersery Shore last week and think i might be hooked.

     

    That is not embarrassing. It's a very watchable show. Season 2 (in Miami) was pretty lame, but still trashy as all hell.

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • I shaved for the first time in 6 weeks last night. I feel like, at minimum, I could have potentially shaved at least 3 seconds off my best time. Walking to the mailbox? Three seconds faster. Pulling up my pants? Three seconds faster. Get out of my way, people. I have somewhere to be three seconds sooner than I would have been yesterday.
  • I just took my nose ring out and scraped some dried booger gunk off it with my fingernail. I am disgusting.

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  • I pulled a giant piece of ear wax out of my ear yesterday morning.  I was driving, and wanted to examine it further, but accidentally dropped it on the floor.  I looked for it today when I started the car.

    I watched Jersey Shore for the first time this weekend.  Those people are donkeys.  I don't think I could tolerate another episode.  Pauly D is fug, and his hairdo looks like an upside down Reese's peanut butter cup. 

  • It took me about fifteen reads of this statement Sam made in the weekend plans post to understand it related to food:

     Playing outside in the snow, trying to replicate mushrooms neptune from The Keg and cleaning out the spare room to get started on lila's big girl room.

    I'm smart.

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  • The first time I took the kid out by myself I got to the store and realized I couldn't get the car seat out of the base. I had to go home.
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • I don't think I can watch Jersey Shore.  I can't contribute to making 20 somethings rich just by allowing MTV to film their trashy lives.  At least the Real Worlders have expiration dates.
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  • imageFallinAgain:
    I don't think I can watch Jersey Shore.  I can't contribute to making 20 somethings rich just by allowing MTV to film their trashy lives.  At least the Real Worlders have expiration dates.

    Not really. How long have some of them been doing the Gauntlet and the Challenges? That Mark guy from RR is like 45.

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • I never watch MTV, but feel like I remember Mark. Was he the slightly cross eyed, eager looking guy?
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • imageAngieP900:
    The first time I took the kid out by myself I got to the store and realized I couldn't get the car seat out of the base. I had to go home.
    I totally did this too the first time I went out with Maggie.
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  • imageBobLoblaw:

    imageFallinAgain:
    I don't think I can watch Jersey Shore.  I can't contribute to making 20 somethings rich just by allowing MTV to film their trashy lives.  At least the Real Worlders have expiration dates.

    Not really. How long have some of them been doing the Gauntlet and the Challenges? That Mark guy from RR is like 45.

    Yeah, but I don't think Paula and Theo are making 100 grand an episode.  And more, they are confined to the parameters of MTV.  When the President gets asked about Snooki, I'm just sad.

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  • imageAngieP900:
    The first time I took the kid out by myself I got to the store and realized I couldn't get the car seat out of the base. I had to go home.
    I totally did this too the first time I went out with Maggie.
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  • imageAngieP900:
    I never watch MTV, but feel like I remember Mark. Was he the slightly cross eyed, eager looking guy?

    Mark was the really hot gut on season 1 of Road Rules who got it on with Kit and later, inexplicably, dated Robin, the big boobed Coyote Ugly girl.  Maybe no so inexplicable.

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  • Dude, the Situation made like $5MM last year.   I'd argue he's not even worth $5.

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  • imageKayRI:
    his hairdo looks like an upside down Reese's peanut butter cup. 

    DEAD.

    I've only watched a few episodes, but I watch the highlights on Jezebel.  I love Snooki a little too much.

    I'm not actually embarrassed by this, but I'm too lazy to make a different post in the random thread.  My 4 year old cousin asked me if I was a boy a couple of weeks ago.  I gave her what I thought was a good about how girls sometimes have short hair and boys sometimes have long hair, blah blah blah.  And then she asked if she could see my boobs. Indifferent I decided that it was time to return her to her grandma at that point.


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    The nerve!
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  • The first time I went to fill up my car, I couldn't figure out how to make the pump work. So instead of asking someone I parked and sat in my car watching all the other people for a good 20 minutes until I figured it out. I was 18.
  • Perhaps TMI...you've been warned.

    Last night I had a dream that my H and I were having sex and in the dream I had an orgasm. I woke up right after that and was mad when I realized I hadn't actually orgasmed. Sometimes I can O in my sleep when I'm having a sex dream and this time I got gyped.

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    11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
  • imageFallinAgain:
    I don't think I can watch Jersey Shore.  I can't contribute to making 20 somethings rich just by allowing MTV to film their trashy lives.  At least the Real Worlders have expiration dates.

    Keep in mind this is all relative, but the cast of JS has far more personality than any of the recent unwatchable RW casts.  They also work, and while it may not be very demanding, it's a boring retail job, not the cush entertainment/travel "jobs" they have on the Real World.

    And I have to admire the fact that most of them are using their unwarranted fame to their advantage and hustling big time in real life.  Pauly DJs at pretty big clubs, JWoww started her own stripper clothes fashion line, Snooki "wrote" a book.  I have to say, if I were in their shoes, I don't think I'd do a damn thing differently.

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • I don't have any gchat friends. Of course, I don't use my gmail account except for my nest account, but still. Woah is me.
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  • imageKristenBtobe:
    imageAngieP900:
    The first time I took the kid out by myself I got to the store and realized I couldn't get the car seat out of the base. I had to go home.
    I totally did this too the first time I went out with Maggie.

    My sister and I sat in a parking lot for about 30 minutes trying to figure out how to get her daughter's seat out (about 8 years ago).  I remembered that event when I first went out with Andy, so I sat in the garage before I left making sure I knew how to do it.

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  • Not really an embarassing confession, but not really 'start a new threadable' either.  Before you read on, nothing has happened and nothing has changed with the adoption and we're still on course.

    I'm starting to get really nervous about this adoption.  The baby is due in a little over 3 weeks, and this is just about the time the last birthmom backed out.  That situation had a million red flags, and this one doesn't, but I'm eating everything in my path and am a big ball of stress right now, and if she is late delivering, it's going to drive me completely crazy.  So I'm sure she'll be late.  And I'm a little bit terrified to bring a baby home before papers are signed.  And the few people who I've told this to IRL answer with 'I just know that she's going to sign the papers.'  And I thank them, and think to myself, you don't know anything, the birthmom doesn't even know until it's all done. 

    And I know that it's normal for me or any expectant parent in any situation to be freaking out when it's this close, and I'm not going to start cutting or anything, but I am about to buy the largest size jeans I've ever worn due to the overall stress of the whole adoption process, starting last year. 

    And I don't even have the satisfaction of saying 'I'm not fat, I'm pregnant.'

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  • I have been unemployed for 4.5 months and I seriously don't know where my day goes or what I do with my time.  I wake up and before I know it, it's 3 PM and I am still in my PJ's watching bad daytime TV.  I piddle around the house and do little things here and there but really, I do nothing all day long.  It's embarassing, especially when Ryan comes home after work and some days, I have not done anything around the house. 
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    "Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
  • imageGroomzMcFinehiney:

    And I don't even have the satisfaction of saying 'I'm not fat, I'm pregnant.'

    But you are expecting a baby. 

  • imageKristenBtobe:
    I don't have any gchat friends. Of course, I don't use my gmail account except for my nest account, but still. Woah is me.

    Dude. Make a gmail account. I'll talk to you.

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • Groomz I think the amount of anxiety you have about this is pretty spot on to the anxiety a woman experiences while pregnant.   Except your anxiety is all condensed into a few months instead of 40 weeks.   In addition to this, we know with almost absolute certainty that at the end of the pregnancy we WILL take home a baby.   For you, you've already experienced the worst case scenario and are hoping beyond hope that you won't again.  in your shoes i'd be mainlining cheeseburgers and shakes.

    Cut yourself some slack, man.   So you're buying big boy jeans, you'll get the baby into a stroller soon and walk it off.

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  • re: the carseat confusion; over christmas my brother in law completely uninstalled the base to his 1 mo daughter's carseat in the Borders parking lot before we could intervene and show him how to unlatch it. totally understandable early carseat whoopsie, except this is their second kid!

    this is a bit gross if you are non-shaving-averse, but i have neglected to shave my legs for a couple weeks, and i'm starting to worry about what point it ceases to be leg hair and begins to be 'fur'. my husband is a lucky man. 

    i plan on fixing this this weekend...

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  • imageBobLoblaw:

    imageKristenBtobe:
    I don't have any gchat friends. Of course, I don't use my gmail account except for my nest account, but still. Woah is me.

    Dude. Make a gmail account. I'll talk to you.

    Me too!

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • imageKristenBtobe:
    I don't have any gchat friends. Of course, I don't use my gmail account except for my nest account, but still. Woah is me.

    I'd chat with you.

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