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I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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In other Bump news...
Read this first: http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/47183602.aspx
Fast forward 2 weeks...http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/1/47925401/ShowThread.aspx
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Re: In other Bump news...
This made me actually out loud snort.
Yay! Congratulations! The fact that you are both willing to work on things is huge and every marriage has struggles. Now you have an extra reason to work through things and make your marriage solid for your little one. Hoping for the best for you guys!
Every relationship has it's struggles, y'all. Stealing from your parents and lying to you is no big, really. CONGRATS!!!!
[laniefoffinface]
I read the first line and knew what was coming . . .
So maybe certain Bump boards require lack of brain cells instead of the crazycakes gene?
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
I wonder if Hallmark makes a card for the occasion - "I'm sorry your husband is stealing from your dad, but OMG, yay for your pregnancy"
We'll have to wait about a year to figure out how they'll be handling the custody issue.
Holy hell. I have to say, if anybody here came out with, "Oh noes, my husband is stealing from his employer/my parents and selling the $hit...YAY! We're pregnant!" I don't think I could be all that positive.
These women have their heads in baby clouds.
Interesting question! Further down in the post someone Googles it to tell her no, kleptomania has nothing to do with financial gain.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Well, is kleptomania defined by the thrill of it? Maybe he steals for the high, and then thought, "Well, I have all this crap, so I might as well make a buck or two." Or maybe he wants to get rid of the evidence?
CONGRATS!!!!!!!!! Every marriage has its rough spots. GL!
Every marriage has it's rough spots guys. We all catch our husbands stealing from our parents. Twice. That's obviously the best time to try to have a baby.
The nerve!
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"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I WAS TOO.
You are both obviously committed to working through it, and no marriage is perfect.
How are they so obviously committed? By saying they will, and then deciding to bring a child into the world instead of dealing with the problem head on?
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
So, this is probably a dumb thing to focus on, but in one of their siggies is this:
"The brontosaurus may have never existed, but Gerry the TTGP dildosaurus lives on. "
First of all, what the hell is she talking about with the first part of that statement? I'm pretty sure there's no debate about the brontosaurus existing, right? Second of all, I don't get that jumping 'dildosaurus'. What the hell?
Maybe she's married to Carl Everett.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
The brontosaurus was actually an error. The paleontologist combined bones that belonged to different dinosaurs.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/371/is-it-true-the-brontosaurus-never-really-existed
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
The brontosaurus actually didn't exist. An early paleontologist put the wrong dinosaur head on a brachiosaurus (i think) body and thought it was a new species. He was just dumb.
I cannot speak as to the dildosaurus.
I could not read the entire threads so I may have missed something. It seems to me if he is selling the things he is stealing he is hiding a much bigger secret like gambling debts or something else.
Both the OP and all the people that are congratulating are ridiculous.
We are soulmates.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Well, that's just dumb. I mean, the Flintstones ate brontosaurus burgers, right?
Is it bad that my first thought was "I wish this had happened while Friends was still on the air". I imagine Ross would have had a hilarious time with this.
edit: apparently I'm extra stupid today because according to the article, it was official in the 70s
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
There's also doubt about the Triceratops.
http://gizmodo.com/5601514/the-triceratops-never-existed-it-was-actually-a-young-version-of-another-dinosaur
Signed, Wife of a Dinosaur Obsessed Boy Who Maybe Never Outgrew the Obsession
But I love the triceratops. I think I need to go watch Land Before Time and pretend none of this ever happened.