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Also, Sean has decided his crib is hot lava and can preternaturally sense when he is being put in it even if he was sound asleep. Not even Feber is working for us right now. I am at a loss.
Sorry Bethie.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
I can't even begin to decipher this.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
This is exactly what I call her. Especially when we meet new people and they think she's a boy and say things like, "Hey buddy! What's his name...Winston?".
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Wet & Wild West Virginia Women?
Amazingly close, HT.
Wild and Wonderful West Virginia Whites. The documentary a bunch of folks on here have been talking about.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
The Taco Bell scene was the BEST.
Did you see those old pictures of Sue Bob on the website? She actually was GORGEOUS. I have no doubt she pulled down the bills as a stripper.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
Here's my random:
I have been lurking on ML and reading all of the crap between Gypsy and the rest of the crew. Then there is also the Immm/Floyd stuff. All of the calling out has given me posting self esteem issues. I have started to respond to several different posts, but then closed out because I thought my response was too lame or that somebody would snark on me (here on CN, not ML). I need professional help.
Mr M had no idea there was an asparagus pee smell. So he either does not have the asparagus pee-smelling gene or the asparagus pee-r gene and possibly lacks both.
However, the jerkface bastard won't smell my asparagus pee OR let me smell his.
Doesn't he understand the importance of Science?
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
I'd snark on you for even trying to figure out that mess. It's like 6th grade. "You called me fat." "You said I'm old FIRST."
I would bet like $50 that chunks of nipple actually means her skin was dry and flaky, and bad enough to flake. Which sucks, but COME ON.
She named her daughter after a rock so she could forever remind everyone OH MY GOD I HAD PICA I ATE A ROCK. This is who we're dealing with.
In other news, swimbikepuke is making me want to throw things as usual. Listen, as she attempts to school a journalist in the importance of English v. communications as a major, misspells a word and says "I have a secretary for that."
ELITIST BURN!
http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/2/47998061/ShowThread.aspx#47998061
The nerve!
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I keep wanting to get into it with them especially on the abortion and guns bs. But then I just close the window because 1) I only like about 5 of them enough to even want to argue. And 2) I can't keep the rest of them straight to remember who's a bleeding idjit (although Floyd is sticking out a bit). I should have saved the nauseating Scary Moooslim thread.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Floyd is the one that created an AE like hampants or something similar, right? What was her big story? Husband was checking up on her interneting? Husband woke her up to have sex in the middle of the night and she later realized their kid was in the bed? Am I thinking of the right person?
Was that her?
Mostly it's the constant patting herself on the back for being a good person for having traditional values and being anti-choice. Meanwhile her marriage doesn't seem too satisfying and they have to split their finances (iirc it was because her H was being a controlling douchewad about $). Um, I'm glad you like your values, but they don't seem to be bringing you much happiness. Also, stabbing your brother with a fork is kinda awful. I don't get the humor.
I wish I could remember what Tamb's scandal right before her marriage was. I remember thinking that I'm not sure I would have gone through with it if it had been me.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Seeing her freak out about the FUPA comment has knocked LTP down a few pegs in my eyes. I'm hoping it's just temporary insanity. But yes, that whole back and forth is idiotic (minus MLH's occasional hilarious comments), especially in regards to "gypsy is a psycho stalker!" for remembering things that were posted. I have the shittiest remembory and even I recall a thing or two.
And yeah, Floyd is hamwallet. Stellas seemed to really hit the nail on the head (which is rare for stellas) when she said that they are constantly trying to one up each other. I think people overreact to Floyd's posts sometimes, but no one does that more than Floyd herself.
If I remember right, Tamb's issue with her H was that they had agreed no strip clubs for his bachelor party. He went anyway and lied about it. She found out after the fact and was livid (rightfully so).
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
CALI IS A PSYCHO STALKER.
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
I read all 3 pages so let's see if I remember everything I wanted to say.
James is a great name, was my dad & grandpa's name and will be my future kid's name or at least part of it.
Moo-Sorry for your loss.
Bethie-How could you not look at that apartment?
Coley-I don't judge your DVD collection because my H's is probably worse. He has over 2000 and I should tell him to start collecting those quarters now that he's into blu-rays. I wonder what he could get for Legally Blonde 1 & 2?
I try to keep up on ML but I can't and I am now really curious about this documentary. Was it on TV or Netflix?
I love the name James!
Moo - sorry for your loss
I am trying to figure out how you can lose a chunk of your nipple from nursing....and well I am stumped. Don't let her scare you away from trying it. I found it hurts a bit for the first few weeks but nothing that wasn't tolerable (for me). Your LC will be able to help you a lot and hopefully show you ways to prevent it from hurting.
B has a wicked diaper rash so he had some diaper free time today. Which resulted in poop footprints all over the carpet and the floor. Awesomesauce.
Floyd irritates the crap out of me. All she does is post crazy stuff and then backpedals when she gets called out on it. The whole brother e-mail thing was proof of that: she complained in the OP that her brother forwarded her email to his wife, and then turned it into a completely different issue when she started getting flamed. Then she continues to rehash it out in new posts, DDs old ones, blah blah blah. I agree with what Christin said: she is definitely dramatic.
They are also paranoid of "stalkers" over there. Floyd saying Christin only goes into her posts to say mean things, Booby accusing Gypsy of stalking her on MM (when I lurk on MM myself and see Booby post there semi-regularly). Dude, you all post on PUBLIC message boards, and you tend to post about EVERYTHING in your life. Don't post stuff if you can't handle the flames! GAH.
There are some that I really enjoy over there (cville comes to mind lately, probably because she has been calling Floyd out so much) there is also so much BSC that it makes me want to poke my eyes out with a fork.
Yeah, me neither. There was some peeling/molting of skin, but I wouldn't call it chunks and it wasn't all that painful. Just use lots of nipple butter and air those babies out frequently.
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
The fighting over there is reminicent (how the hell do you spell that? i tried 4 different ways and none looked right) of NEY days of old except physical insults were looked down on. However, i agree that LTP's furor over FUPA (I like that aliteration) has been disappointing, I thought she would realize that's an idiotic thing to get wound up about, especially if you don't like the person who said it.
Booby annoys me in general.
Floyd is a dipshiot. AT least she finally took a reasonable stance when she e-mailed a white flag to her brother.
Donkey is, well, a donkey. If you even remotely feel like a chunk of nipple may come off why not buy a nipple shield? You aren't a martyr for this, Donkey, you're a dumbass.
I'm thinking she's my ML version of Babbs, someone I didn't know before they got pregnant after a long struggle and became zero amounts of fun because of it but everyone that knew her before seems to really like. (Try to make that sentence remotely grammatically correct)
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I haven't paid much attention to that person, but I will now. I know I've seen the name, but there are so many of them, I still can't keep them all straight.
She's basically a troll and they're always trying to guess who she is. She doesn't show up that often, just enough to make some snatchy comments and leave.
WAIT! I saw a comment yesterday, towards the end of this post. http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/3/48009899/ShowThread.aspx#48009899
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton