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MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Now you can all kick me back out.
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Re: MUHAHAHAHAHA!

  • ::runs in circles:: How did you find us?????????/
  • Fact: A hippo can open it's mouth wide enough to fit a four foot tall child inside.

     

    Or a little person. It doesn't have to be a child. The significant element is the height, four feet.

  • This is both terrifying and fascinating.

    I want to see a picture of this. Except it would probably be of a hippo devouring a child/little person so ... 

    Noisy?

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  • And please make it a little person in chain mail.
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    The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
  • You are all trying to give me nightmares, aren't you?

    Dear World, 

    Please stop trying to convince leetle babies that hippos are cute. They are man-eaters that can swallow a child (or little person) whole.

    So stop putting these dangerous beasts on baby clothes. 

    Love, 

    Mouse, the only one who thinks of the children (or little people)

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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • Mouse, let's just pretend all the hippopotami (thanks autocorrect for that because I probably wouldn't have gotten it) on baby clothes are pygmy hippopotami. That way they will probably be, at most, tiny dog eaters or newborn baby eaters.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_Hippopotamus

    I don't know how to make clicky on my phone.

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    The nerve!
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  • Didn't Star have a thing a for hippos (like a hippo themed bedroom that was not a nursery)? I wonder if she knew this factoid?
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  • Star loved hippo's.

     

  • I don't really know what's going on in this post, but here is my contribution.

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  • Well at least she didn't go down without a fight.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • I like to think of it as her playing dead and then taking the hippo by surprise. Like, she's not being swallowed, she's busting out of the hippo's mouth.

    Of course, art is subjective.

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  • Ah yes...yes, I see it now.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • Seeing a hippo eat TinyFormerCoworker just makes me love them more.  I'm going to decorate the nursery of my future spawn with hippos just to spite Mouse.
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  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    Seeing a hippo eat TinyFormerCoworker just makes me love them more.  I'm going to decorate the nursery of my future spawn with hippos just to spite Mouse.

    Don't blame me when your baby goes to pet a cuddly hippo and gets eaten. 

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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • Pish tosh Mouse. Cali will just arm her baby with a sword.

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  • My baby is going to have a pet hippo like Jessica the Hippo.  Although I am going to have to figure out how to deal with the hippo poop.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    My baby is going to have a pet hippo like Jessica the Hippo.  Although I am going to have to figure out how to deal with the hippo poop.

    Make the baby clean it up of course. It's got to earn it's keep somehow. 

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  • aw, I love hippos!  Especially in pink tutus, twirling around.

    I'm going to go with the Pinocchio theory.  Little Knight is going to smoke her way out of the hippo's mouth.

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  • imagenoisy_penguin:

    I don't really know what's going on in this post, but here is my contribution.

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    I want to draw you a heart, representing the fact that  you have mine.

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    The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
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