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hi! tell me about yourself.
I'd enjoy hearing the following:
location of your first kiss
dream car
what do you put on your french fries
what is your favorite thing about yourself
do you speak with an accent/ if so, describe
do you want to know anything about me?/ if so, what?
do you like ferrets
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Re: hi! tell me about yourself.
location of your first kiss With my next door neighbor, on his couch. We were watching MTV and we started kissing when UB40s "Fools Rush In" came on. HAHA.
dream car My dream would be to have a job where I can take public transportation so I don't need a car. Other than that, I really want an Outback.
what do you put on your french fries Cheese and baaaaaacon
what is your favorite thing about yourself Um. I'm liking my hair lately. And I have a pretty good sense of humor.
do you speak with an accent/ if so, describe I'm very naaaasal. And I have hard "r"s.
do you want to know anything about me?/ if so, what? What type of work did you do before you were a SAHM? When will you come visit me?
do you like ferrets Um, no. At my first apartment the people downstairs had a ferret that would crawl through the heating ducts and end up in our apartment. So gross.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
dream car One that requires no maintenance or repairs or further financial investment on my part.
what do you put on your french fries Garlic.
what is your favorite thing about yourself I think I'm funny.
do you speak with an accent/ if so, describe I don't think I do. Though when I was in England and Ireland they all thought I was Canadian. I don't know if they were just being polite and didn't want to potentially offend a Canadian by calling her American, or if it's because my dad is Canadian and I picked up some mannerisms from him (before he r-u-n-n-o-f-t). I don't think I sound like anything.
do you want to know anything about me?/ if so, what? Tell me about movies and books that you like. Grey Gardens, obviously. What else?
do you like ferrets Who gives a shiit about the fuccking marmot?
11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
I have a few favorite movies...
Shallow Grave is one, the Last Supper is one, Wet Hot American Summer is one, and Midnight Madness is one and Halloween is one. and Sleepaway Camp is one.
Everyone in the DR thought we were Canadian too. I wondered if that was why as well.
dream car- One that comes with a driver
what do you put on your french fries- I was going to say ketchup and mayo, but really, Bethie's answer is more accurate
what is your favorite thing about yourself- I think I'm pretty funny. And I can be empathetic when I'm not being a biitch.
do you speak with an accent/ if so, describe- I used to have a REALLY BAD Hudson County accent. Like, tawk, dawg, cawffee. It was awful. I trained myself out of it but sometimes it comes back.
do you want to know anything about me?/ if so, what?- How are you so cute?
do you like ferrets- I like to talk to them at the pet store but I don't think I would like to own one.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I worked in legal records management, and I loved it. LOVED. I was with my last firm for almost 10 years.
I still don't have a part time job. I want one- but my stupid husband is oot all the time, and it would be really hard to work around his sched. buttplugger.
I like books. only recently did I get back into fiction. I used to read medical texts and psychology books,True Crime and books about communism. then I read twilight! lol.
and seriously- I have converted to a true trash fiction junkie. I love janet evanovitch crap, laurell k hamilton, and the true blood books. (hiimalooooser!)
I feel like verona is adorable. I don't care for posts where she gets serious, because she tends to sound...well (come on. when she got all bajiggity about knowing about intellectual property, but clearly knew little to nothing...)..but I love her blog, and I think she's so pretty. and sweet.
location of your first kiss In a truck in my driveway when I was 16, after my second date with a boy.
dream car Any that gets 50 MPG
what do you put on your french fries Lots of salt, either ketchup or ranch
what is your favorite thing about yourself Smile
do you speak with an accent/ if so, describe Maybe a bit of a country/okie accent. I think I say the long "o" sound funny, and people have asked me if I'm from Minnesota before.
do you want to know anything about me?/ if so, what? What did you do before you were a SAHM? Did you enjoy it?
do you like ferrets No. Gross.
location of your first kiss - Spin the bottle at my house. First 'real' kiss, in a tent in a friend's yard.
dream car - Umm, a nice SUV I guess. How about an X5.
what do you put on your french fries - Ketchup
what is your favorite thing about yourself - I like to think that I am very loyal.
do you speak with an accent/ if so, describe - A little New York.
do you want to know anything about me?/ if so, what? Where do you live?
do you like ferrets - No, I don't like rodents.
Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
Married Bio
I love the edies. I thought grey gardens (the old one and the new one were both good.
my favorite place to be, I guess is inpennsylvania. is that weird? it's home.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
dream car I don't ever want to drive again but my H can drive me around in a vintage roadster as often as he likes.
what do you put on your french fries ranch or catsup or mayo or vinegar
what is your favorite thing about yourself I think I am really effective. I get *** done.
do you speak with an accent/ if so, describe yes. I speak in the accent of whoever I have spent the most time with that day. I just pick them up.
do you want to know anything about me?/ if so, what? do you like the midwest?
do you like ferrets No but I love chinchillas
Book Review Blog
If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I'd enjoy hearing the following:
location of your first kiss: back of a Pontiac with my male BF.
dream car: Color me Italian, but I like them Cadillac's.
what do you put on your french fries: Malt vinegar or a ketchup/mayo combo.
what is your favorite thing about yourself: I have nice teeth.
do you speak with an accent/ if so, describe: I have been told I don't, but that is because I live in a land of horrific accents. But I do have a New England accent, just not as bad as most.
do you want to know anything about me?/ if so, what? What are your thoughts on the following:
Monkeys, Midgets and "So I Married an Axe Murdered"
do you like ferrets: I think they are rats in cuter outfits, but I could get down with them.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
I post pics of myself all the time, fallin! and I live in KANSAS!
lemme find links.
this was this sunday: http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/47900555.aspx
http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/47738856.aspx
I'd enjoy hearing the following:
location of your first kiss-i think it might have actually been during a game of spin the bottle. ha. so in someone's basement.
dream car-i don't really dream about cars so much. i want the next car i own to be a ford fusion though. i am boring.
what do you put on your french fries. nothing or ketchup usually. BUT, there is this belgian frites restaurant in NYC that has about twenty dipping sauces, and i love nothing more than to try them all. they have a rosemary sauce that was to die for.
what is your favorite thing about yourself-i think i'm pretty funny.
do you speak with an accent/ if so, describe-i am from minnesota, so i have a definite (if comparatively mild) north midwestern accent.
do you want to know anything about me?/ if so, what? what activities were you into in high school?
do you like ferrets- kind of, they're cute and playful... but they are very frenetic and unpredictable and have needle sharp teeth which suck when they get out of control squirrelly. and they stink!
I do not like the midwest. it feels very uncomfortable.
Im sure it's fine, but no.
I think monkies are ok. when they wear clothes it's neat, but I don't like that sometimes they'll eat your face.
I think midgets (minions?) are...short. I try to be diplomatic and give them the benefit of the doubt, but Im not into short people in general. 5'6" is as short as I can tolerate. anything else is bordering on circus time.
so I married and axe murderer was such a good movie. I LOVED phil hartman in it. Vickie! lol.
location of your first kiss Blockbuster Music
dream car late 90s model Jag (more realistically, a Toyota A-BAT hybrid)
what do you put on your french fries seasoned fries with ranch dressing
what is your favorite thing about yourself My incredible intelligence, stunning good looks, and hilarious sense of humor. And my humility.
do you speak with an accent/ if so, describe Not really, maybe a few hard short-a sounds (like in "cat" but used in words some people say with more of an "aw" sound)
do you want to know anything about me?/ if so, what? do you wax/shave your crotch or let it all grow wild?
do you like ferrets No, I've been bitten by one. They are devilish creatures.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
In highschool I was into smoking cigarettes, photography, and art. I was also into having sex and I was on the newspaper, briefly. I wrote an editorial article and an advice column. I want to be an advice columnist, it's my dreeeeam.
I hated school.
I dream about that place often. SO GOOD. They're opening a similar set up in Boston soon (or maybe it's open?) that I need to get to.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I'd enjoy hearing the following:
location of your first kiss school dance
dream car Lexus ES350 (or maybe GS, I can't remember the letters)
what do you put on your french fries Ketchup
what is your favorite thing about yourself About my body - my curves, about my personality - I'm highly organized
do you speak with an accent/ if so, describe No
do you want to know anything about me?/ if so, what?
do you like ferrets No, especially after reading the story in the daily news yesterday about one eating the fingers off a baby.
my crotch style is a combo.
it's bald on the bottom, and trimmed short on the top.
wait- I'll pip.
just kidding!
the stretch marks that surround it are its crowning glory, though.
I was going to tell you I love you, because I can't hear midget without thinking minion, either, but then I read the rest of your reply.
5'4" IS NOT CIRCUS-SIZED YOU BIITCH.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.