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hi! tell me about yourself.

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Re: hi! tell me about yourself.

  • Katie - Lorne is from Minnesota. He hasn't lived there for 15 years, and his accent is pretty much nonexistent now, but in college, after a six pack, he sounded like such a stereotypical Minnesotan. I love the Minnesotans. (Except for Michelle Bachman. She can eat a bowl of dicck.)

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  • oh moo i'm so glad someone else has been there! delicious!

    i sometimes think i should get a kitchen table with cone holes.

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  • location of your first kiss School gym, during a dance.   I love that Mod kissed the baptist boys because they were cute.  

    dream car a Ferrari.  Not because I love them, but because it would mean I was rich and could buy whatever else I really wanted

    what do you put on your french fries rangravy and cheeeeeeeese

    what is your favorite thing about yourself there are so many....I'll go with feisty

    do you speak with an accent/ if so, describe ou're starting to like CN more than ML aren't you?

    you like ferrets No I'm a hamster girl

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  • imagesalimoo:
    imageEdithBouvierBeale:

    I think midgets (minions?) are...short. I try to be diplomatic and give them the benefit of the doubt, but Im not into short people in general. 5'6" is as short as I can tolerate. anything else is bordering on circus time.


     

    I was going to tell you I love you, because I can't hear midget without thinking minion, either, but then I read the rest of your reply.

    5'4" IS NOT CIRCUS-SIZED YOU BIITCH.

    Short people got nothin' to live for.

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  • Bethie sounds like she's from Minnesota.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • my accent gets markedly stronger when i go home and spend like, a day with my relatives. especially if we drink (and we always do!)
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  • GEORGE CARLIN IS DEAD!

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  • imagesalimoo:
    Bethie sounds like she's from Minnesota.

    FUKC OFF, HOSER.

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
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    location of your first kiss

    If we're talking tongue- Behind the apartments in town with the kid I was "going out with" when I was 14.

    If we're just talking a regular kiss this other girl and I got in trouble for trying to kiss boys in nursery school.

    dream car

    BMW X3

    what do you put on your french fries

    Don't really eat them but if I do- nothing. No salt, no nothing. Well done.

    what is your favorite thing about yourself

    I'm always for the underdog and I'm funny.

    do you speak with an accent/ if so, describe

    I think only when I'm imitating my MIL. But, my mother didn't know she spoke fluent Brooklynese.

     do you want to know anything about me?/ if so, what?

    I have no idea.

    do you like ferrets 

    Funny you should ask. I wanted one SO bad in 6th grade that I did a report on them. My parents said no way. I'd already killed my hamster (by accident) and a guina pig died mysteriously (for real). I'd taken in a bird of someone else's and it had mites.

    I'm not meant for pets. But I do LIKE ferrets. Well, I did, until this girl in my sorority house who lived across from me had one. It would get out all the time. It ran under my door once and scared the living sh*t out of me.

  • I never participate in ml ootd, because I am never dressed, and since my blackberry sh!t the pants, I t is a pain in the anus to PIP. I get dressed late in the day if at all.

    Im a lady of leisure!

    Im not dressed now.

     

    also, I thought that it was universally understood that 5'6" was the circus size cut off. Im a little surprised that so many of you are actual dwarves.

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  • imageEdithBouvierBeale:

    I do not like the midwest. it feels very uncomfortable.

    Kansas City SUUUUUUCKS. STL isn't that great, but we're way better than them. Move here!

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • I'd enjoy hearing the following:

     location of your first kiss Back seat of the school bus with Jenny toward the end of the first grade.  Soon after, we got married in my living room.  My dog performed the ceremony and we cemented our union with a plastic stanta claus ring.  Our summer romance was hot and steamy.  It was hot because it was summer, and steamy because she made me have tea parties with her.  The marriage did not last however.  In the early weeks of the second grade Jennifer was embroiled in a torrid indiscretion when she stole my buddy Michael's baseball cap.  When I tried to retrieve it, she bit me on the shoulder, and we divorced shortly thereafter.  I never got the Santa ring back, which stung because it was a family heirloom given to us by my mother.

    dream car I'm not a car dreamer.  I drive a 12 year old Elantra.  I guess by dream car would be something less than 5 years old with room for a bohemoth car seat.

    what do you put on your french fries Usually ketchup.  When I'm feeling frisky, I will mix mayo into my ketchup or go straight to brown gravy.

    what is your favorite thing about yourself I'm very good in bed.  With myself.

    do you speak with an accent/ if so, describe Only when I'm wearing a bananastache.

     do you want to know anything about me?/ if so, what?  Where do babies come from?  Do you like it in the butt?  Zach or Slater?  Favorite Muppet?

    do you like ferrets I'm ambivalent.

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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • Moar questions! -- Who do you hate most on ML?  What topic that gets discussed over there makes you want to slit your wrists?  How long have you been a ML poster?

    I am only 5'3" (with shoes on!), so you may choose to ignore me entirely since I am nothing more than a Carnie.

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • imagesalimoo:

    I dream about that place often. SO GOOD. They're opening a similar set up in Boston soon (or maybe it's open?) that I need to get to.

    Say whaaaa? GTG, STAT.

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    Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
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  • Is it this place????!?! http://www.eatfrites.com/

    When does it open, WHEEEENNNNNN???????????

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • The more Lisa post, the more I think we are like twins or something separated at birth. First kiss: I can't remember Dream car: my subaru forester Fries: ketchup please Favorite thing about myself: my boobs but they are fake so that's not fair. So the fact I can talk to just about anyone. Accent: nope Ferrets: nope
    IVF#1 May 2011 15 Eggs Retrieved, 11 Fertilized using ICSI + HPT on 6/9/11 Beta #1 420 Beta #2 2167 US 7/1 TWINS!! Due 2/18/2012 Brooke and Nora born at 35.6 weeks Jan 20th 2012
  • imageBobLoblaw:

    Is it this place????!?! http://www.eatfrites.com/

    When does it open, WHEEEENNNNNN???????????

    In desperation, I just called. There was a message saying they should open in a few short weeks. 

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    Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
    Married Bio
  • imagecmc714:
    imageBobLoblaw:

    Is it this place????!?! http://www.eatfrites.com/

    When does it open, WHEEEENNNNNN???????????

    In desperation, I just called. There was a message saying they should open in a few short weeks. 

    You kill me. Maybe this is where we can all FINALLY get together!

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • location of your first kiss- At a school dance in 8th grade. I had it built up in my head that it would be something out of a movie and was sadly disappointed.

    dream car- If I won the lottery or something I would buy a porsche and I ever since I was little I wanted a hot rod so maybe I would get one of those.

    what do you put on your french fries- Ketchup and sometimes if I am at a seafood place I will dip them in the tartar sauce

    what is your favorite thing about yourself- I am nurturing

    do you speak with an accent/ if so, describe- A Boston accent but I think I sound perfectly normal. My clients however do not.

     do you want to know anything about me? if so, what? You have probably already covered this but how old are you children?

    do you like ferrets- no not at all, except for the one in Kindergarten Cop

  •   babies come bouncing off of turnip trucks. you have to be waiting to catch them or you'll get one that has... damages.

      I don't like it in MY butt.   

    I regret that I found nobody on that show attractive. zack was a doosh and slater was greasy with his little gherri curl.

    I don't like muppets. at all. I DID like the movie Meet the Feebles, though.

    I think on ML my least fave would be...Imhizcheezburger (current incarnation of that dope yogiwhackamole or whatever? Im beginning to think that immm is a twat. she's just got no substance. she doesn't add anything but mean observational quips and lame inquisitions for 2nd wedding planning tips. I was really incensed by that floyd business. it just went in a weird direction. it's still bugging me because I like aance.

    Ive been over there for awhile...I came from parenting. I was there for years and still sometimes.

     

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  • Wait, cheezeburger is ygmojica/threeblackdiamonds/PANFLETE JOOSE??? I'm so excited! I thought she was gone forever!

    I adore Aance, but her politics make me sad.

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • location of your first kiss: There was a huge tree that had an opening around the skirt that all the kids would go in and kiss while in middle school. Went under there

    dream car I like my Ford Fusion. I don't really care about cars

    what do you put on your french fries Gravy and only when pregnant Other than that I don't eat french fries

    what is your favorite thing about yourself I'm a really good friend

    do you speak with an accent/ if so, describe I don't think so but I think people from other parts of Ohio have them so idk

     do you want to know anything about me?/ if so, what?  What is your worst fear?

    do you like ferrets Ferrets smell and are creepy. I'll pass!

  • imageEdithBouvierBeale:

     I don't like muppets. at all. I DID like the movie Meet the Feebles, though.

    We're breaking up.  It's a good thing you don't like it in your butt.

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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • location of your first kiss  In a movie theater.  The movie?  High School High, with Jon Lovitz.

    dream car  NO car.  I hate driving and parking.

    what do you put on your french fries  I love variety.  Ketchup, ranch, bleu cheese, tartar sauce, etc.

    what is your favorite thing about yourself  I can make up good spontaneous songs about people or activities around me.

    do you speak with an accent/ if so, describe  No.  Fern does, though.

     do you want to know anything about me?/ if so, what?  Where do you stand on the propriety of DDing?

    do you like ferrets  No, mainly because I don't think they like me.

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  • Speaking in accents with Fern is my happy place.
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  • This talk of circus folk calls to mind a conversation H and I had last night about how since we are both short and we reproduced that we are in essence doing the same thing the AKC does to get certain types of dogs. We are trying to make toy people, compact and built for modern life.

    So wait... this eatfrites... is a french fry place? Whaaa?

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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • Belgian fries! And WAFFLES! With dipping sauces! Wanna come?
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • If you call Shartlette a teacup human instead of toy, you'll get more money for her.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • ?location of your first kiss: our garage dream car: dont really have one, but if I had to choose I'd say an old (50s - 60s) corvette what do you put on your french fries: depends. Ranch, ketchup, honey mustard, aioli, gravy and cheese, chili and cheese... what is your favorite thing about yourself: everything, oh yeah and I'm humble. do you speak with an accent/ if so, describe: I'm told I still have a Chicago accent, but I don't hear it. ?do you want to know anything about me?/ if so, what? do you like ferrets: meh...
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    2/20/2011
  • If I can drop the kidlet off on a day you ladies are going then YES.
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
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