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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Getting to Know Cali
Please use this space to post common knowledge information about Cali. Please do not use this space to post pictures of babies covered in food.
I'll get you started: Cali hates pictures of babies covered in food.
Re: Getting to Know Cali
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Cali cannot understand the love of a fake Christmas tree.
She is a PNW hippie.
She has a sister that is crazy-cakes.
She is the glue that binds the board.
Favorite color is green.
Will travel to any and all out-of-state GTGs.
Is the Gap Troll.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
She lives in Portland and is always talking about the awesome food carts and it makes me want to murder her and steal her food carts.
She has an awesome garden.
Her dog is named Maggie and Moo spooned her once.
her wedding and enthusiasm is probably singlehandedly responsible for the nationwide popularity of honeycrisp apples.
She had a highly polarizing wedding dress.
One longtime sig pic was Cali in a Burrito.
...and Chipotle. They should pay her for drumming up business for them.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
The #1 reason to have a baby in the Caribbean is the awesome gift Cali will choose for you.
If you get knocked up, you should just send Cali your address and save her the stress of trying to track it down without revealing the surprise.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Cali has awesome curls.
If you visit her she will try to lock you in her basement (especially if you have cute babies).
The flowers in her garden are beautiful.
This is a boldface lie. No one likes my dress.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
This game is a great idea. I always thought it was Noisy who started this tradition.
Cali is Fenton's internet wife.
Cali did not take it upon herself to "heal the board" in the aftermath of Elfstergate. (Was it Elfstergate?)
Cali was the moderator on AFB/Snarky Brides after they forced us to have a moderator.
Really, Cali? REALLY? lolololololol.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Cali has my pet locked in her basement.
I believe Cali introduced us to image 12b.
The jury is still out on whether she killed Heath Ledger.
She is into furries.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
More lies! Ready was the one who didn't heal the board. It made me so mad! *shakes fist*
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
She has never had avocado and she hates pickles!
Ok, all mine are food related so far. Sad.
Her house is really hard to find too. It is!
Ok I'm reaching here......she changed high schools (same town) mid way thru? No?
Cali loves sleep more than anything else (except maybe her H, her dog and food carts)
If you ask for interview advice, Cali will tell you to "rub one out" because you'll be more relaxed.
11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
Cali can do a really great impression of Xtranormal Robe's victory dance.
Cali celebrates Cinco de Micah every year.
Cali thinks Mr. Peanut is a smug bastard.
Is it Cali who dislikes mustard? Someone, perhaps Cali, dislikes mustard, which I find weird because it happens to be one of the best condiments.
Had her awesome dog in wedding pictures.
Is very high on my wish list of people to meet.
the only person I have ever left a voicemail for
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
has ruined mustard for Samfish. for at least the next 24 hours.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Celebrates Christimas!
Was the provider of "...was brought to you by..." on AFB.
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton