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Re: Inside jokes revealed
I think it was when he was "drunk" one night he started meandering about how Fallin had done something to offend him (I think?) but he was surprised because Fallin was a lady, just like his mama. And just like his mama, he never could make her happy. But he loved his mama or someshiit.
If that wasn't awkward enough, on a separate board he was posting entirely sober. And the timestamps matched up. Eek.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
I wonder how many of us original "groupies" there are still lurking. Following everyone from board to board, just waiting for the right moment to flash their boobs and get invited onto the tour bus.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Yes, he was supposed to be drunk rambling about how I reminded him of his mother and he was afraid he would never make me happy and then his mother died and he hoped I didn't....
At the same time he was "drunk" rambling in that novella, he was posting perfectly coherent etiquette answers on various other boards.
I'm sad we seemed to have run him o-f-t.
As far as I can tell, this is the origin of the Elfstergate Chihuhua
From: 2Grooms2B2Grooms2B is online. Last active: 5/22/2008 2:15:29 PM
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Date: 5/22/2008 at 2:07 PM
When I was a kid, I so believed in Elfstergate. My mom would use it to manipulate me. She'd be all "if you don't eat all your veggies, the elftergate chihuaua will not leave corn dogs in your shoe."
That was until Billy Darpino told all the kids in school that there was no such thing as Elfstergate. I cried and cried. To this day, I can't eat tapioca pudding without getting a little teary.
Didn't he turn out to be someone's AE? Or a woman pretending to be a man?
As far as I know, he was never revealed to be an AE. We were sure he was a faker because his story just never added up, but I don't think we ever got the truth.
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I want to point out that I was the first one refer to Chad as Felice. I'm just sayin'.