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I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
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Random old crap
Background: Shorty used to post on NEY and her H was some crazy bodybuilder. This was her sig pic until I believe Ali pointed out that you could see his dong. Shorty denied this, insisting that what we were seeing was the number he had to wear on his mankini. So Ali created this wonderful piece of art and Shorty's H was henceforth known as "Orange Dong" or "OD".
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Re: Random old crap
Baconsmom: a regular on Wedding Woes (she's still over there). She handmade this atrocious wedding gown. She's also known for calling her kid "Bacon" and getting picked up by an Olive Garden waitress.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
El Bloato!
I need help with this one, this was right around the time I came on. I know this pic came from MySpace, I don't remember whose FI this was. Pink-something. A yoga clothing designer, maybe?
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
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It was supposed to mean "pink nectar" but everyone read it as "punkin cooter"
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
This was my very first piece of photoshop art for NEY
PixieMoon aka WyldChyld aka marchbride2008. Oh boy. Where to begin. Well firstly, this was her wedding dress she ordered custom from a Chinese eBay seller. I believe the dress cost $6.99 (seriously) but shipping was like $120. She sent them a picture of a dress she wanted to recreate and this is what she received (obviously looks nothing like the dress she wanted).
She was on the Knot for.ev.er. Was supposed to get married numerous times. Had a daughter from a previous marriage, and twin sons she had in high school who were raised by her parents so they were her "brother sons" or something. Then she got knocked up by her FI and had a son whom she fed pizza to at 3 months and posted a video of him in an Exersaucer where he exhibits little to no head control. Extremely WT. Missing many teeth.
Eventually does get married. See evidence of no teeth.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Okay, I've never seen the take a dump picture before. What is she doing there?
We were eating pizza last night and Evie lunged for it and I totally thought of her. She also gave her 5 month old shrimp.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Shorty's twin had matching names. Weren't they Alex and Alexis? Or something like that.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
True, she just became a lot less regular.
Yeah, I think she's even shown up over here. She may be lurking right now.
::waves to shorty::
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Pixy! And the honeymoon was in AC! Hold up, I think I have that post.
So, after we got the hall put together, we went our separate ways to get ready. When I arrived at my mom's, my makeup girl was already there, and my aunt was waiting to do Savannah's hair (which turned out FABULOUS!). Everyone gets done fussing over me, and its time to get my dress on. I finally get all dolled up and ready to go, and I have to take pics before we leave. As I am posing for the pics, all the sudden my stomach balled up in a fit of nerves, and the tears overflowed.
My dad gets me in his truck and we drive to the site. We find out enroute that DH's (wow that's weird to type! LOL) uncle got stuck in a traffic jam and is a few minutes late, so we have to wait for him. When we arrive, there are a bunch of people outside, and they all get shuffled inside to sit back down. My dad parked at the far end of the cul de sac to wait for word that we are to begin. In the meantime, my mom had one of the twins drop off the boutennieres earlier that morning, yet none of them had been put on, so there was a mad scramble to get the bouts on before the ceremony started (and I don't think Connor ever got his). Finally, everyone is ready, and I tell my dad, lets go up and wait with the others, so we do. As I get up to the doors, the processional has already started, so I missed seeing half of my wedding party all dolled up! (disaster #1). My MOH had to go before my DD as well since my niece (her DD) refused to go down the aisle without her. (disaster #2)
All that is quickly forgotten though, as it is time to take my dad's arm, and start the walk down the aisle that will take me to the man I love, waiting at the end of it. The walk was short, but felt SOOOOO long. LOL. The officiant started the ceremony, and my dad gave me away. When it came time to read the vows, our friend that we put in charge gave us each cue cards for our vows. Regardless of the words written down for him, DH forgot them anyway, (disaster #3) but his ad libbing was still very sweet and heartfelt, so it all worked out. DH's hands were shaking so much that he almost dropped the rings, but he didn't, and the rest of the ceremony went smoothly, and we became husband and wife.
We went outside for pics, and the scenery didn't work out quite the way we wanted it to, since the fresh rain had left the ground damp and soggy. After the pics we went in to the reception, and started our party with our first dance. Half way through the dance, we separated, and he grabbed my mom, and I grabbed his uncle (his dad was too weak to dance). About 5 minutes later, my dad comes strolling on the dance floor, and up to DH. He asks him if he can cut in, and DH lets go of my mom so they can dance together. My dad then grabbed DH's hand, put his arm around his waist and proceeded to dance with him, which had everyone laughing. DH is still talking about it. *sigh* At least he danced with ONE of us.
The rest of the reception went off without a hitch, and everyone got on the floor to do the Cha Cha slide with us. Even isalisa's Ella joined us for the Electric Slide. She's a great dancer. We cut the cake, and smashed it, with me getting DH better than he got me (YAY!), and then I tossed the bouquet. My brother got mad at his gf for not catching it, so I tossed my real bouquet to her. My brother caught the garter, then proceeded to put it on his head like the goof he is while he put more music on (he was DJing for me). He later got down on bended knee and begged his gf to please wear his garter. HAHAHA. I heart.gif my brother.
Eventually we took off, and after getting a few more wedding shots in other locations, we ran home, changed our clothes and left for our honeymoon!
Honeymoon was a lot of fun. We stayed at the Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, right on the boardwalk. The room was awesome, as it was the grande suite, complete with in-room jacuzzi and big fluffy bed. Even the shower was big enough for two, and had 3 positional massaging shower heads!! I didn't want to leave! We played some slots, and I won $75, DH won about $50 before we called it quits. Then we started down the boardwalk, to take in the rest of the casinos. DH got hit on while I was in the bathroom, and again later, as we were walking through the Tropicana casino to go to the comedy show, he got stared down by another man. This sent me into a fit of laughter because of the expression on his face when I told him a man was checking him out.
We went to Ripley's Believe it or Not Museum, which was interesting, and then we caught a comedy show with 3 different comedians. We had dinner at a high class restaurant, then took a walking cab back up the boardwalk to our hotel/casino. We took the short way to Atlantic City, and the long way back. We passed through Philadelphia, and right past the stadium where the Eagles play.
All in all, we had a great trip. You can see pics from the honeymoon here and here.
After it's all said and done, and though there are a few things I would have done differently (like my processional), I am happy and content with how it all went, and surprised at how well it all came together and looked. AS soon as I get some pics from my photographer, I will be sure to share them.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Someone was hit on by a waitress at a crappy chain restaurant. Who was that?
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
You know, after all that, when someone says they went to a high class restaurant, it just makes me a little sad. But just a little.
The nerve!
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Okay! I thought she had been, I didn't remember the PixieMoon story and thought maybe I'd somehow gotten it way wrong in my head.
Bacon and Pixie just have eerie similarities.
Was it one of them who posted pictures of the nasty house with toothpaste splattered mirror and (fertility--is that right?) altar? Someone else?