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confession

I bought DH some lovely dark chocolate bars for Valentines... but then he put them in the pantry. And they're here. And he's not. So they're mine.

Devil

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  • That was 6 weeks ago. My self control with chocolate is around, um, a day. So definitely fair game! 
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  • For fuucks sake, it's almost April! Totally fair game. (Of course I'm in the zero control when it comes to chocolate boat & so is DH.) Enjoy!
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  • DH hasn't eaten the vday chocolate I gave him either!! WTH is with these men?!
    "You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you." - Dale Carnegie
  • It took JJ about a week to eat his semen-truffles... if anyone remembers the story, lol. If not, it sure sounds weird :) 
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  • imageashleemw:
    It took JJ about a week to eat his semen-truffles... if anyone remembers the story, lol. If not, it sure sounds weird :) 

    Even with you calling them that I want one asap. They're my fav.

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  • if anyone had given me chocolates I'm sure they'd still be sitting in the pantry. A bag of chips, on the other hand, gone in 2 days!
  • imageclseale13:

    imageashleemw:
    It took JJ about a week to eat his semen-truffles... if anyone remembers the story, lol. If not, it sure sounds weird :) 

    Even with you calling them that I want one asap. They're my fav.

    If semen actually tasted like those truffles, I think we'd all be more inclined to give BJs.

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  • imageClaireDunphy:
    imageclseale13:

    imageashleemw:
    It took JJ about a week to eat his semen-truffles... if anyone remembers the story, lol. If not, it sure sounds weird :) 

    Even with you calling them that I want one asap. They're my fav.

    If semen actually tasted like those truffles, I think we'd all be more inclined to give BJs.

    aaaaaaaand water out the nose and all over the keyboard. 

    Love 9.3.03 Marriage 12.1.07 Baby Carriage 8.3.11
  • imageClaireDunphy:
    imageclseale13:

    imageashleemw:
    It took JJ about a week to eat his semen-truffles... if anyone remembers the story, lol. If not, it sure sounds weird :) 

    Even with you calling them that I want one asap. They're my fav.

    If semen actually tasted like those truffles, I think we'd all be more inclined to give BJs.

    LOL We'd be getting "best wife" awards without any of the calorie guilt!

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  • imageclseale13:
    imageClaireDunphy:
    imageclseale13:

    imageashleemw:
    It took JJ about a week to eat his semen-truffles... if anyone remembers the story, lol. If not, it sure sounds weird :) 

    Even with you calling them that I want one asap. They're my fav.

    If semen actually tasted like those truffles, I think we'd all be more inclined to give BJs.

    LOL We'd be getting "best wife" awards without any of the calorie guilt!

    can't speak for everyone, but i probably wouldn't be pregnant... lol  

    Love 9.3.03 Marriage 12.1.07 Baby Carriage 8.3.11
  • imageashleemw:
    imageclseale13:
    imageClaireDunphy:
    imageclseale13:

    imageashleemw:
    It took JJ about a week to eat his semen-truffles... if anyone remembers the story, lol. If not, it sure sounds weird :) 

    Even with you calling them that I want one asap. They're my fav.

    If semen actually tasted like those truffles, I think we'd all be more inclined to give BJs.

    LOL We'd be getting "best wife" awards without any of the calorie guilt!

    can't speak for everyone, but i probably wouldn't be pregnant... lol  

    Surprise

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  • Is semen actually zero calories?
  • According to a quick Google search:

    Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm

     

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  • imageClaireDunphy:
    imageashleemw:
    imageclseale13:
    imageClaireDunphy:
    imageclseale13:

    imageashleemw:
    It took JJ about a week to eat his semen-truffles... if anyone remembers the story, lol. If not, it sure sounds weird :) 

    Even with you calling them that I want one asap. They're my fav.

    If semen actually tasted like those truffles, I think we'd all be more inclined to give BJs.

    LOL We'd be getting "best wife" awards without any of the calorie guilt!

    can't speak for everyone, but i probably wouldn't be pregnant... lol  

    Surprise

    lmao! Yes

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  • So much win.

    Sorry for the threadjack, DP!

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  • imageClaireDunphy:

    So much win.

    Sorry for the threadjack, DP!

    I was just thinking I bet DP didn't think this would be the results of her post... lol 

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  • Eh, it's been awhile since we had a good ol' BJ laugh.
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  • I have no problem with it going in that direction :D
  • imageClaireDunphy:
    Eh, it's been awhile since we had a good ol' BJ laugh.

    I read BJ by the way and automatically think of the wholesale store.  Not the other one.  

    Yes 

  • imageLucille Bluth:

    imageClaireDunphy:
    Eh, it's been awhile since we had a good ol' BJ laugh.

    I read BJ by the way and automatically think of the wholesale store.  Not the other one.  

    Yes 

    I once went to BJs.com trying to get the wholesale club. As I clicked entered, I realized it was probably bad idea... Thankfully it actually went to the wholesale club.

    D!cks.com used to not be the sporting goods store. Found that one out the hard way.

    Hard. hehehehe

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  • imageLucille Bluth:

    imageClaireDunphy:
    Eh, it's been awhile since we had a good ol' BJ laugh.

    I read BJ by the way and automatically think of the wholesale store.  Not the other one.  

    Yes 

    Haha! I'm sure NormsDad83 would find this less amusing than I do...

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  • imageLucille Bluth:

    imageClaireDunphy:
    Eh, it's been awhile since we had a good ol' BJ laugh.

    I read BJ by the way and automatically think of the wholesale store.  Not the other one.  

    Yes 

    I'll show you how mature I am. I call Publix Puuubix and BJ's Blow Jobs, so last time my mom was here I forgot to think of her as my mother and said both pubix and blow job when referring to those stores. Sad thing is, I don't think it phased her...  

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  • imageclseale13:
    imageLucille Bluth:

    imageClaireDunphy:
    Eh, it's been awhile since we had a good ol' BJ laugh.

    I read BJ by the way and automatically think of the wholesale store.  Not the other one.  

    Yes 

    Haha! I'm sure NormsDad83 would find this less amusing than I do...

    Crying 

    I'm dying.

    Stamp of approval.  This thread wins for best thread on the local in a long time. 

  • imageClaireDunphy:

    According to a quick Google search:

    Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm

     

    I hope you googled that on your phone!

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  • imageashleemw:
    imageclseale13:
    imageClaireDunphy:
    imageclseale13:

    imageashleemw:
    It took JJ about a week to eat his semen-truffles... if anyone remembers the story, lol. If not, it sure sounds weird :) 

    Even with you calling them that I want one asap. They're my fav.

    If semen actually tasted like those truffles, I think we'd all be more inclined to give BJs.

    LOL We'd be getting "best wife" awards without any of the calorie guilt!

    can't speak for everyone, but i probably wouldn't be pregnant... lol  

    So. Awesome.

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  • imageduncanpowers:

    I bought DH some lovely dark chocolate bars for Valentines... but then he put them in the pantry. And they're here. And he's not. So they're mine.

    Devil

    Yes 

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  • imageClaireDunphy:

    According to a quick Google search:

    Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm

     

    Ick! 

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    How is it that my BABY is going to be 3?
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    BFP-2/25/11; 8 Wk U/S-3/25/11-No HB, measured 6.5 wks; D&C
  • This is hilarious! 
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  • imageSoon2BMrsSikes:
    imageClaireDunphy:

    According to a quick Google search:

    Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm

     

    I hope you googled that on your phone!

    Wink
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