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confession

duncanpowersduncanpowers
in North Florida Nesties

I bought DH some lovely dark chocolate bars for Valentines... but then he put them in the pantry. And they're here. And he's not. So they're mine.

Devil

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  • ashleemwashleemw
    That was 6 weeks ago. My self control with chocolate is around, um, a day. So definitely fair game! 
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  • ClaireDunphyClaireDunphy
    Pantry = fair game
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  • clseale13clseale13
    For fuucks sake, it's almost April! Totally fair game. (Of course I'm in the zero control when it comes to chocolate boat & so is DH.) Enjoy!
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  • jenhappyjenhappy
    DH hasn't eaten the vday chocolate I gave him either!! WTH is with these men?!
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  • ashleemwashleemw
    It took JJ about a week to eat his semen-truffles... if anyone remembers the story, lol. If not, it sure sounds weird :) 
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  • clseale13clseale13

    imageashleemw:
    It took JJ about a week to eat his semen-truffles... if anyone remembers the story, lol. If not, it sure sounds weird :) 

    Even with you calling them that I want one asap. They're my fav.

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  • mon.petit.choumon.petit.chou member
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    if anyone had given me chocolates I'm sure they'd still be sitting in the pantry. A bag of chips, on the other hand, gone in 2 days!
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  • ClaireDunphyClaireDunphy
    imageclseale13:

    imageashleemw:
    It took JJ about a week to eat his semen-truffles... if anyone remembers the story, lol. If not, it sure sounds weird :) 

    Even with you calling them that I want one asap. They're my fav.

    If semen actually tasted like those truffles, I think we'd all be more inclined to give BJs.

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  • ashleemwashleemw
    imageClaireDunphy:
    imageclseale13:

    imageashleemw:
    It took JJ about a week to eat his semen-truffles... if anyone remembers the story, lol. If not, it sure sounds weird :) 

    Even with you calling them that I want one asap. They're my fav.

    If semen actually tasted like those truffles, I think we'd all be more inclined to give BJs.

    aaaaaaaand water out the nose and all over the keyboard. 

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  • clseale13clseale13
    imageClaireDunphy:
    imageclseale13:

    imageashleemw:
    It took JJ about a week to eat his semen-truffles... if anyone remembers the story, lol. If not, it sure sounds weird :) 

    Even with you calling them that I want one asap. They're my fav.

    If semen actually tasted like those truffles, I think we'd all be more inclined to give BJs.

    LOL We'd be getting "best wife" awards without any of the calorie guilt!

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  • ashleemwashleemw
    imageclseale13:
    imageClaireDunphy:
    imageclseale13:

    imageashleemw:
    It took JJ about a week to eat his semen-truffles... if anyone remembers the story, lol. If not, it sure sounds weird :) 

    Even with you calling them that I want one asap. They're my fav.

    If semen actually tasted like those truffles, I think we'd all be more inclined to give BJs.

    LOL We'd be getting "best wife" awards without any of the calorie guilt!

    can't speak for everyone, but i probably wouldn't be pregnant... lol  

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  • ClaireDunphyClaireDunphy
    imageashleemw:
    imageclseale13:
    imageClaireDunphy:
    imageclseale13:

    imageashleemw:
    It took JJ about a week to eat his semen-truffles... if anyone remembers the story, lol. If not, it sure sounds weird :) 

    Even with you calling them that I want one asap. They're my fav.

    If semen actually tasted like those truffles, I think we'd all be more inclined to give BJs.

    LOL We'd be getting "best wife" awards without any of the calorie guilt!

    can't speak for everyone, but i probably wouldn't be pregnant... lol  

    Surprise

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  • LXLXLXLX
    Is semen actually zero calories?
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  • ClaireDunphyClaireDunphy

    According to a quick Google search:

    Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm

     

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  • clseale13clseale13
    imageClaireDunphy:
    imageashleemw:
    imageclseale13:
    imageClaireDunphy:
    imageclseale13:

    imageashleemw:
    It took JJ about a week to eat his semen-truffles... if anyone remembers the story, lol. If not, it sure sounds weird :) 

    Even with you calling them that I want one asap. They're my fav.

    If semen actually tasted like those truffles, I think we'd all be more inclined to give BJs.

    LOL We'd be getting "best wife" awards without any of the calorie guilt!

    can't speak for everyone, but i probably wouldn't be pregnant... lol  

    Surprise

    lmao! Yes

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  • ClaireDunphyClaireDunphy

    So much win.

    Sorry for the threadjack, DP!

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  • ashleemwashleemw
    imageClaireDunphy:

    So much win.

    Sorry for the threadjack, DP!

    I was just thinking I bet DP didn't think this would be the results of her post... lol 

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  • ClaireDunphyClaireDunphy
    Eh, it's been awhile since we had a good ol' BJ laugh.
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  • duncanpowersduncanpowers
    I have no problem with it going in that direction :D
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  • LXLXLXLX

    imageClaireDunphy:
    Eh, it's been awhile since we had a good ol' BJ laugh.

    I read BJ by the way and automatically think of the wholesale store.  Not the other one.  

    Yes 

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  • ClaireDunphyClaireDunphy
    imageLucille Bluth:

    imageClaireDunphy:
    Eh, it's been awhile since we had a good ol' BJ laugh.

    I read BJ by the way and automatically think of the wholesale store.  Not the other one.  

    Yes 

    I once went to BJs.com trying to get the wholesale club. As I clicked entered, I realized it was probably bad idea... Thankfully it actually went to the wholesale club.

    D!cks.com used to not be the sporting goods store. Found that one out the hard way.

    Hard. hehehehe

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  • clseale13clseale13
    imageLucille Bluth:

    imageClaireDunphy:
    Eh, it's been awhile since we had a good ol' BJ laugh.

    I read BJ by the way and automatically think of the wholesale store.  Not the other one.  

    Yes 

    Haha! I'm sure NormsDad83 would find this less amusing than I do...

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  • ashleemwashleemw
    imageLucille Bluth:

    imageClaireDunphy:
    Eh, it's been awhile since we had a good ol' BJ laugh.

    I read BJ by the way and automatically think of the wholesale store.  Not the other one.  

    Yes 

    I'll show you how mature I am. I call Publix Puuubix and BJ's Blow Jobs, so last time my mom was here I forgot to think of her as my mother and said both pubix and blow job when referring to those stores. Sad thing is, I don't think it phased her...  

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  • LXLXLXLX
    imageclseale13:
    imageLucille Bluth:

    imageClaireDunphy:
    Eh, it's been awhile since we had a good ol' BJ laugh.

    I read BJ by the way and automatically think of the wholesale store.  Not the other one.  

    Yes 

    Haha! I'm sure NormsDad83 would find this less amusing than I do...

    Crying 

    I'm dying.

    Stamp of approval.  This thread wins for best thread on the local in a long time. 

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  • Soon2BMrsSikesSoon2BMrsSikes
    imageClaireDunphy:

    According to a quick Google search:

    Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm

     

    I hope you googled that on your phone!

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  • Soon2BMrsSikesSoon2BMrsSikes
    imageashleemw:
    imageclseale13:
    imageClaireDunphy:
    imageclseale13:

    imageashleemw:
    It took JJ about a week to eat his semen-truffles... if anyone remembers the story, lol. If not, it sure sounds weird :) 

    Even with you calling them that I want one asap. They're my fav.

    If semen actually tasted like those truffles, I think we'd all be more inclined to give BJs.

    LOL We'd be getting "best wife" awards without any of the calorie guilt!

    can't speak for everyone, but i probably wouldn't be pregnant... lol  

    So. Awesome.

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  • Mrs_W_PookieMrs_W_Pookie
    imageduncanpowers:

    I bought DH some lovely dark chocolate bars for Valentines... but then he put them in the pantry. And they're here. And he's not. So they're mine.

    Devil

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  • Mrs_W_PookieMrs_W_Pookie
    imageClaireDunphy:

    According to a quick Google search:

    Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm

     

    Ick! 

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  • LanerbellLanerbell
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    This is hilarious! 
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  • ClaireDunphyClaireDunphy
    imageSoon2BMrsSikes:
    imageClaireDunphy:

    According to a quick Google search:

    Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm

     

    I hope you googled that on your phone!

    Wink
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