Stupid college stories...

kellelle01 · May 2011

I'm nervous to share mine, buttttt.....I had a few too many at an apartment party. I didn't know who lived at the apartment, it was a friend of a friend of a friend kind of thing. The cops came and the kid decided to tell everyone to hide that he was going to lock the cops out and make them think there wasn't a party. Moron. So, I hid for a while and then I realized I didn't see any of the people I came with so I went to walk around the apartment and saw one of them sitting on the windowsill. They were jumping out of the window and were leaving so I was scared they'd leave without me. I guess they had hung themselves first adn then jumped so it wasn't such a big jump, but I fricken flew out the window like Superwoman. I landed on the sidewalk (cement) on my back. Needless to say, I broke my back. True story. I have a metal cage in place of a vertabrae and rods and screws that fuses them together. Ridiculous.

Basebalbride · May 2011

They talked me into doing a Ms. Greek pageant one year, I got super drunk in the bathroom before hand and ended up wearing roller blades each time I had to go out on the stage for the diff rounds. - FYI I did not win

lilnephie · May 2011

mcvaydesigns:

I mud wrestled at a frat party.... I don't recommend this. Then 6 muddy people rode back to campus in some random person's car. My formal was the next day and I couldn't get all the mud out of my ears. The only upside was that the skin that wasn't all tore up was super soft and exfoliated.

(nephie did you ever do this?)

I didn't wrestle...I did help ref though. I was also the ref for BDO.

mcvaydesigns · May 2011

lilnephie:
mcvaydesigns:

I mud wrestled at a frat party.... I don't recommend this. Then 6 muddy people rode back to campus in some random person's car. My formal was the next day and I couldn't get all the mud out of my ears. The only upside was that the skin that wasn't all tore up was super soft and exfoliated.

(nephie did you ever do this?)

I didn't wrestle...I did help ref though. I was also the ref for BDO.

I am pretty sure that Sig Ep Sam body slammed me.

Basebalbride · May 2011

kellelle01:
I'm nervous to share mine, buttttt.....I had a few too many at an apartment party. I didn't know who lived at the apartment, it was a friend of a friend of a friend kind of thing. The cops came and the kid decided to tell everyone to hide that he was going to lock the cops out and make them think there wasn't a party. Moron. So, I hid for a while and then I realized I didn't see any of the people I came with so I went to walk around the apartment and saw one of them sitting on the windowsill. They were jumping out of the window and were leaving so I was scared they'd leave without me. I guess they had hung themselves first adn then jumped so it wasn't such a big jump, but I fricken flew out the window like Superwoman. I landed on the sidewalk (cement) on my back. Needless to say, I broke my back. True story. I have a metal cage in place of a vertabrae and rods and screws that fuses them together. Ridiculous.

OMG! Where did you go to school?

* sorry I am asking b/c this happened a few times where I went to school (MSU) at cedar village b/c the cops always came to break up parties

kellelle01 · May 2011

Basebalbride:

kellelle01:
I'm nervous to share mine, buttttt.....I had a few too many at an apartment party. I didn't know who lived at the apartment, it was a friend of a friend of a friend kind of thing. The cops came and the kid decided to tell everyone to hide that he was going to lock the cops out and make them think there wasn't a party. Moron. So, I hid for a while and then I realized I didn't see any of the people I came with so I went to walk around the apartment and saw one of them sitting on the windowsill. They were jumping out of the window and were leaving so I was scared they'd leave without me. I guess they had hung themselves first adn then jumped so it wasn't such a big jump, but I fricken flew out the window like Superwoman. I landed on the sidewalk (cement) on my back. Needless to say, I broke my back. True story. I have a metal cage in place of a vertabrae and rods and screws that fuses them together. Ridiculous.

OMG! Where did you go to school?

* sorry I am asking b/c this happened a few times where I went to school (MSU) at cedar village b/c the cops always came to break up parties

I went to Wastern....ahemm I mean Western.

Ritzy19 · May 2011

kellelle01:
I'm nervous to share mine, buttttt.....I had a few too many at an apartment party. I didn't know who lived at the apartment, it was a friend of a friend of a friend kind of thing. The cops came and the kid decided to tell everyone to hide that he was going to lock the cops out and make them think there wasn't a party. Moron. So, I hid for a while and then I realized I didn't see any of the people I came with so I went to walk around the apartment and saw one of them sitting on the windowsill. They were jumping out of the window and were leaving so I was scared they'd leave without me. I guess they had hung themselves first adn then jumped so it wasn't such a big jump, but I fricken flew out the window like Superwoman. I landed on the sidewalk (cement) on my back. Needless to say, I broke my back. True story. I have a metal cage in place of a vertabrae and rods and screws that fuses them together. Ridiculous.

My gosh!! Thank God you're alright! Sounds like quite a night.

ksunquest · May 2011

kellelle01:

OMG! Where did you go to school?

I went to Wastern....ahemm I mean Western.

My DH went to Western and the stories never cease to amaze me.

mcvaydesigns · May 2011

Here's another stupid one. We were all hanging out at the dorms (wasted... sense a theme?) and at 3am decided we wanted pizza. Well we had only been at college a couple weeks and didn't know where everything was. We were in Southfield (10 Mile and Evergreen) and decided the best place to go to was Meijer.... IN WIXOM. So we drove all the way there on 8 mile to get a DiGiorno. Matt had to carry me around the store because I was wearing my slippers.

Then after eating the pizza we realized we didn't do our art project. So we found a bumper on the side of the road, dragged it into the studio, suspended it from the ceiling and stuffed Wendy's wrappers into it....... I have no idea why.

The professor loved it.

Tarah716 · May 2011

Basebalbride:
4. police came back toward the end of the year, and a few days later our suitemate was kicked out for prostitution,,, the other for theft

O.M.G

Tarah716 · May 2011

UrbanWife:
This one doesn't involve drinking but I still laugh at myself. It was winter and I had to drive to class but I was too lazy to clear off my entire windshield so I just scraped off a small spot so I could see. Well, there was construction coming out of the apt. lot and I hit on of those easel looking construction things w/ the yellow lights on it. I just kept driving but as I get on campus I notice everyone staring at my car as I drive by. When I get out I realized there was an orange cone sticky straight out of my wheel well at a 90 degree angle, ha! I yanked it out and threw it on top of a huge snow pile and it stayed there for the rest of the winter.

BWHAHAHAHA

vw2181 · May 2011

I went to a party at someone's house/property in the middle of BFE. I woke up by myself, in a camper, with a broken flip flop, and little bug bites all over my legs. My mother was not pleased when I eventually made my way home.

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