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Come on in and read about my horrifyingly embarrassing morning

So this morning I was in bed with the boy in my flat (which I share with 2 flatmates-a couple. They are also good friends of mine). The door to my room does not catch to stay shut, it just stays shut because the door doesn't quite fit the frame. The door always stays shut, always.

So boy and I begin uh...canoodling. The phone/buzzer to let people into our flat is at the opposite end of the hall from my room, and it went off a couple times this morning and there was a bit of walking around in the hall.

Once done snuggling, boy gets up and he tells me that my bedroom door is open 4 inches, which is a lotttttttt. Basically, if anyone was in the hall at any point during our 'activity', they heard, and they probably saw. I died. I died until I was dead. 

Boy insists that the door was shut the whole time, and he must have just opened it when he got up after, but I'm pretty sure he was just trying to make me feel better.

My flatmates are too nice to say anything, but oh dear jeebus I am convinced that male flatmate was fully aware of everything.

Note to me: always wedge something up against the door to ensure it is shut. 

So to make myself feel better, does anyone have any stories in which you suspect or you are sure that you were caught doing it?

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  • imagevinoveritas:
    wh0re

    Oh, goodie, another AE. Someone really doesn't have a life.

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  • imagevinoveritas:
    wh0re

    Yes,well...that's one theory. 

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  • I don't, but a friend of mine was seeing a guy in Brazil who lived with his parents (common there) and once when they were doing it in the middle of the day his mom walked in, said lunch was ready, and walked out.  My friend was mortified, but the guy thought nothing of it!  They were under the covers to be fair, but still...she says it was obvious what was going on.
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    imagevinoveritas:
    wh0re

    Yes,well...that's one theory. 

    Yes, I'm a regular here and I think you are a wh0re. I know other people think so too.

    WTF is your problem?  If you're a regular why don't you just come out and say it without hiding behind an AE? 

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    imagemeggers5:

    imagevinoveritas:
    wh0re

    Yes,well...that's one theory. 

    Yes, I'm a regular here and I think you are a wh0re. I know other people think so too.

    I think this would be way more effective if you had the balls to say it under your real screen name and name names. Otherwise you just come across as a joke.
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    imagevinoveritas:
    imagemeggers5:

    imagevinoveritas:
    wh0re

    Yes,well...that's one theory. 

    Yes, I'm a regular here and I think you are a wh0re. I know other people think so too.

    WTF is your problem?  If you're a regular why don't you just come out and say it without hiding behind an AE? 

    Because I represent several INs. Seriously, meggers has been tarting herself around a lot. It's old now.

  • imagevinoveritas:
    imageLadyMadrid08:
    imagevinoveritas:
    imagemeggers5:

    imagevinoveritas:
    wh0re

    Yes,well...that's one theory. 

    Yes, I'm a regular here and I think you are a wh0re. I know other people think so too.

    WTF is your problem?  If you're a regular why don't you just come out and say it without hiding behind an AE? 

    Because I represent several INs. Seriously, meggers has been tarting herself around a lot. It's old now.

    Yes, because sleeping with her boyfriend is very tarty of her.
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  • imagevinoveritas:
    imageLadyMadrid08:
    imagevinoveritas:
    imagemeggers5:

    imagevinoveritas:
    wh0re

    Yes,well...that's one theory. 

    Yes, I'm a regular here and I think you are a wh0re. I know other people think so too.

    WTF is your problem?  If you're a regular why don't you just come out and say it without hiding behind an AE? 

    Because I represent several INs. Seriously, meggers has been tarting herself around a lot. It's old now.

    Really.  Several INs.  If you are all so annoyed by it come out with your own SNs and just say it.  She's a big girl.  I'm sure she an take it. 

    Not to mention she has not been "tarting herself around."  She's been dating and entertaining us with her stories.  If you're sick of it don't read it, but she's no whore. 

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  • imagevinoveritas:
    wh0re

    Lovely, a complete biotch of a troll.  Let's not feed it any longer.  We all who are part of this family of INs know that Meggers rocks.

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  • Ugh obviously a troll, at least I hope that anyone else would have more balls.

    If you are a regular, by all means, tell me some things about myself that indicates my whooreishness.

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  • I'm going to ignore the trolling and answer your original question. When DH and I first got married we lived with my parents for a few months. We were doing it one night in the guest bedroom which is right off the living room where my dad was sitting. After we finished I realized the door was open a few inches. I'm about 95% sure my dad heard us and I can only pray he didn't see! EEEEW!
  • Meggers, I think your fab.  

    AE: This is a nice board.  If you don't have anything nice to say, keep your comments to yourself.

    To add to your story Meggers, I remember in college my roommate wanted to see if I was home and walked in as my bf and I were getting it on.  She ran out of the room! LOL

    Also now that we have a roommate, I swear sometimes we aren't quiet and I think he may hears us.

    I, honestly, don't care.  He is getting a great deal on rent.   

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    I'm going to ignore the trolling and answer your original question. When DH and I first got married we lived with my parents for a few months. We were doing it one night in the guest bedroom which is right off the living room where my dad was sitting. After we finished I realized the door was open a few inches. I'm about 95% sure my dad heard us and I can only pray he didn't see! EEEEW!

    This is worse than meggers' story!  I would be so weirded out if this happened to me!  Hopefully your dad didn't see anything. 

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  • Also ignoring angry troll - DH and I had guests staying with us in our little flat earlier this year. The "door" to our bedroom is really just a piece of sliding, opaque glass. And when it reaches the wall, there is quite a sizable gap on one side.

    DH was annoyed that our guests were staying around so much, and he was a bit frisky one morning so we started doing it. Our guests were drying their laundry on the balcony, the door to which is just next to our bedroom door. The guy went out to go check something on the line and must have certainly gotten an eyeful either on his way out or his way back in, or both! Not to mention the sliding glass door doesn't reach the ceiling and has no sound protection whatsoever. So if he didn't see then he definitely heard. 

    DH didn't care, he was mad at them anyway. And I figure, it's a part of sharing space with anyone. I'm sure your roommates will get over it. If anything, they might have just had a little laugh about it. It's life. 


    Oh, and we're changing apartments in the next month. We don't want anymore guests in this tiny space again!

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  • Anyone ever leave their DH/BF for a long time and then, well, have a good time right after you got home from the airport?

    Yeah, DH's parents got home (he was still living at home) like fifteen minutes after we did. His Mom slammed the door to let us know they were there. It was very clear and a very awkward "Hey! I haven't seen you in months!"
  • When I was in college my boyfriend and I were home for the weekend I guess. I was staying with my parents, he with his. We show up at his house after running around. No one is home. He's like oh, yeah my sister is playing in the band at the football game and my parents are there watching her. Hours in a house alone? Thank goodness for bf's paranoid hearing b/c he heard the back door open. He jumps up. I grab what clothes of mine I see and dash across the hall to the bathroom butt naked, just as the laundry room door opens. Turns out his sister had been suspended from band that week so she was across the street at her best friend's house and his parents were visiting their friends' around the corner. Bf got a talking to from his dad later. I'm not sure if they just suspected or actually saw the blinding white of my behind. lol
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  • Just to start with, certain persons earlier in the thread certainly do not represent my view of you meggers :)

    When DH and I were fairly early on in our relationship, he ways staying at my house for a couple weeks. My parents were out, siblings were out, everyone was going to be gone for at least a couple hours. So we decided to do some "canoodling" and were fairly loud about it. I came out of my room right afterwards and there was the woman who came in three time to clean the house. She was about 60 and very Catholic. To her credit, she didn't give us a death glare or anything, just the usual nod and on with her day.  

    I was so, so embarrassed. Sweet older lady definitely had NO interest in hearing any of that! 

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  • Meggers - ignore the troll. Clearly pretty much everyone on the board except whoever the F that is has a similar story! And we all love you and your stories.

    I've been caught multiple times. Not by a family member, thank goodness! 

  • EDITED. I WAS REFFERING TO THE CALLOUT, HIDING UNDER AN AE TO INSULT MEGGERS. Hope it's clear now and sorry if it offended anyone else but it wasn't at all directed to anyone other than Vinoveritas. 

     

    ANYWAY, replying to lovely Meggers... My fiance's first trip here, at my parents property we have 2 houses, and while FI was here, we used one just for the 2 of us. Well, one night we were doing our ''stuff'', and since it was late night, summer,  the room was too hot inside, we had a window open. After a long time doing it all, we heard a noise outside, right beside that window ... we got up, and was my dad going back to the house they were staying Tongue Tied

     I freaked out obviously, but since my dad is really distracted and we were under the covers, I sincerely doubt he noticed anything lol But ffs, it was awful and now, we do it with windows/door/whatever closed lol 

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  • I have never been caught by family, but last year when my mom and MIL were visiting we all went to a koala sanctuary. We got some ice cream snacks. They were both away from us. I wanted to eat some of DH's ice cream and so he put it in my mouth and started moving it in a suggestive manner. Little did we know that my mom had been watching us from a distance. DH looked up to see my mom looking at us. He couldn't face my mom the entire night. When DH and I were in college. We woke up feeling frisky. We got to business and his old bed started squeaking. His roommate; lived in the bedroom right below him was there with his gf. We heard them laughing and again it was awkward for the rest of the day.
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  • MattnCarol, I'm not usually such a prude, but the language you used in your post was quite offensive.

    Meggers, your story and all the others' gave me quite a laugh! I'm happy to say that I've never had an embarrassing moment like that, or maybe I'm just an exhibitionist.

     

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    Because I represent several INs. Seriously, meggers has been tarting herself around a lot. It's old now.

     

    I call Bullsh!t.  Who the hell spends time chatting about other INs?  Seriously, get a life.  Meggers has been in a relationship with this boy for 8 months.  Do you seriously think she would be staying chaste?  You my dear are a coward!

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  • I had an upstairs neighbor couple that got all tarty with each other frequently and I could hear it. Oh, the tarts! And in college, I had several tartastic roommates who would tart about with their boyfriends and girlfriends in the privacy of their bedrooms, a.k.a. tartrooms. I must just be a tart magnet.

    Or maybe it's normal. One or the other. I've never been caught, but I've gotten it on my with significant other so, so many times. I must be a total tart too. In fact, I bet this is a board full of tarts and tart-wannabes if that's all it takes to be tarting it up.

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  • Woah, where'd this biatch face troll come from?

    That story's pretty epic, meggers.

    LOL at bugabean's use of the word "tart". 

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  • Great stories! Thanks for the laughs :D

    Meggers, don't listen to the troll, you are really far from being a w. 

    I think we've all had embarrassing moments like this at one point or another. 

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    MattnCarol, I'm not usually such a prude, but the language you used in your post was quite offensive.

    Meggers, your story and all the others' gave me quite a laugh! I'm happy to say that I've never had an embarrassing moment like that, or maybe I'm just an exhibitionist.

     

     

    I'm sorry, didn't mean to offend anyone other than the hateful person. I apologize.  

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    imageazure_azure:

    MattnCarol, I'm not usually such a prude, but the language you used in your post was quite offensive.

    Meggers, your story and all the others' gave me quite a laugh! I'm happy to say that I've never had an embarrassing moment like that, or maybe I'm just an exhibitionist.

     

     

    I'm sorry, didn't mean to offend anyone other than the hateful person. I apologize.  

    No worries. Smile

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    I had an upstairs neighbor couple that got all tarty with each other frequently and I could hear it. Oh, the tarts! And in college, I had several tartastic roommates who would tart about with their boyfriends and girlfriends in the privacy of their bedrooms, a.k.a. tartrooms. I must just be a tart magnet.

    Or maybe it's normal. One or the other. I've never been caught, but I've gotten it on my with significant other so, so many times. I must be a total tart too. In fact, I bet this is a board full of tarts and tart-wannabes if that's all it takes to be tarting it up.

    I love this. And you. 

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