I have no idea wtf is wrong with me.
2 am BF texts me (from London) to please wake up hubby because his wife answered his phone and made an appointment for him for this morning and never told him. (He owns a business that had a fire and he needed several things done before some inspector could come and assess damage. Business is a sister sort of business to what hubby does and the original equipment Dh's former company supplied.)
So we wake up and go to Skype him and DH is half asleep while crunching numbers with him and giving him models and examples, etc. I'm in background helping where needed, his wife is in background talking to herself about how she doesn't really see how it's her fault. (She answered his phone. Made appt. Did not tell him. okayyy)
They've been married less than a year. She hovers over him. He can never be left alone I guess. She asks him 50 times to pause to have brekky. He about loses his shiit.
I'm off camera, tapping the calculator & writing notes. She keeps walking by and asking what they're doing. What kind of glasses are those? Is that a photo back there? Where did Dh get his shirt? BF has vein throbbing. Dh is about to fall over. Then she says, "Why is Maven hiding? Does she look like death or something?"
I yell, "NO. I just look like BeeBeeEater's fat ugly stepsister right now and I'm not wearing a bra. Done yet boys?"
I have no idea why or where.. but.. yes. I said it.
Re: I brought BBE into RL while watching my BF's marriage fall apart