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Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Re: Borrrrrrring! Any confessions?
There's a story on ABCnews.com right now about couples doing online porn for extra money because they can't make ends meet...they are totally making lots of cash and using it to go back to school and not have to work 40 hours a week...it was pretty interesting actually....
I have baby fever...bad! I never really had it before but DH and I are talking a lot about the fact that we never had that girl we both want....I think about it daily now...is it bad that I just want a girl though? That's the only thing stopping me I think...and maybe money.
I have NOTHING baby related left in the house....
No way, SAUSAGE egg and cheese bagel. It is seriously too convenient and too damn good. Love that shiiit.
I'm obsessed with looking for a new house even though we don't even have ours on the market yet (spring). I am TOTALLY dreading having it listed though because I want to pull my hair out trying to keep it clean and having a dog that sheds blows.
I can't wait for DH to go back to daylights, hell, even the extra board so he won't be home sleeping all day while we are heare. I hate when he works midnights because I need to do things in our room (ie. put laundry away, get laundry, get dressed, etc) and I hate not being able to since he's in there. Plus, i feel like i'm constantly on Owen's case about being quite and I can't vacuum or anything that is remotely loud.
I need a vacation from my kids. At least O.
E got out of the car the other day and hit her head on the door. She mutters to herself "You dumbass!" When DH asked what she said, she repeated herself. He told her she can't say that. She says "But Mommy says it all the time!" Oops!
When she wants to see if I'm listening or not, she'll say something naughty. The other day she is looking right at me and says "Damn it!" just to see if I was listening. I told her we don't say things like that. She turns, starts to walk away and says "You're f*cking crazy!" Oops again! At least she doesn't talk like that in public!
My son has been potty training for 3 years. THREE YEARS and we're nowhere near the end. He just isn't getting it, or doesn't care. We've had a full workup with colonoscopy/endoscopy, seen 3 psychologists, and still nothing. I know how important it is to not let him see our frustration and stay positive, but I'm completely fried over this. He pretty much constantly has $hitty pants (it's a little bit leaking out all.day.long), screams and falls on the ground when we ask him to go to the bathroom, which turns into 30 minutes of tantrums and negotiations... I cry about this regularly.
This too shall pass, right? It'll click for him soon, right?
I never have to poop in target, but I do usually feel the need to poop in hobby lobby. I think its all the excitement with crafts.....really gets my colon pumping.
I got a new haircut yesterday, and I feel super hot! DH said I look like a hairstylist now. That must be a good thing! Have a little pep in my step today.....
I cant go get a pedicure, because my toe next to my pinky toe looks a little "sketchy" - like, I think it has that toenail fungus because the nail is really flaky and stuff. I am paranoid that the chinese people in the salon will be like "Oh NO, we no do your toes, you got da FUNGUS" - and the continue to say it as I walk out the door. But then the cheapass side of me doesnt want to go to the dr for it, because its a friggin toenail and I keep hoping that it goes away. And, do I go to the regular dr, the foot dr, or the derm for it??
I have a secret stash of poptarts in the pantry - that I keep away from Nick and Owen. They are miiiiiiine.
I'm totally wearing granny panties today because I need to do laundry.
My precious van smelled like azz the other day - like a dead body was rotting in it - I cleaned it out - found a old sippy cup of milk under the passenger seat - and it had built of pressure or something, and leaked out. Fvcking sick.
I confess that I sometimes use Owen's Kandoo wipes to wipe my butt too. They are nice and soft and I feel really clean afterwards, regular teepee sucks.
Bryn, I seriously love your kid.
I swear we don't use horrible language all the time, but once she's heard it, she tucks it away and pulls it out at the best times.