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Shapeshifting Donkey Hooker.
Man Caught Having Sex with Donkey Claimed It Was a Shapeshifting Hooker
A Zimbabwean man was busted on Sunday at 4 a.m. penetrating a donkey tied to a tree in his backyard (with his penis). The man, 28-year-old Sunday Moyo, admitted to the court that it indeed must have looked bad ? but hear him out! Because only a few hours earlier, the donkey was a human prostitute.
From New Zimbabwe:
"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested," [Sunday Moyo] began.
"I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don't know how she then became a donkey."
According to The Herald, he also claimed he was in love:
Moyo was charged with bestiality and ordered to undergo examination by two court psychiatrists. As for the donkey, she has mostly forgotten about the incident, and is currently eating a wormy apple."I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," [Moyo said.]
Re: Shapeshifting Donkey Hooker.
HA! I didn't even catch that. This story gets better and better.
I lost it. XD
How do they know the donkey has "mostly forgotten about it"? Maybe she's just biding her time so she can shapeshift again to be with her true love?