Trouble in Paradise
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Re: A new unit of marriage
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Now imagine if we got paid at the same rate as Kim for the length of our marriages. We'd be the top 1% of the 1%!
Aw shucks, you were *almost* closest without going over.
Wump-wump-wump-wump waaaaaaaahhh.
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eta: DH pointed out that we've been married for about 365 Britney Spearses.
Child bride, perhaps?
LOL! BBE was younger than I was! I'm just OLD. And BITTER.
Love you, you bitter hag you.
Hey, way to drag me into it! How very Kardashian of you! Although, if this makes me Khloe, you and I are going to have words. LOUD, swear-y words.
Love you too.

You are too cute to be Khloe.
Your ass isnt big enough and you arent annoying like Khole.
OMG, SueSue's marriage is ANCIENT in Kardashian years!
And thank you for saying I don't have to be Khloe.
I think I'd rather be Kourtney. She is so skinny and cute. Except for the dbag boyfriend and the general ditziness.
So maybe I want to be Rob instead. He seems to have the best sitch out of everyone.
Well you just had to go and ruin the fact that I was WINNING. *cries*
Suesue officially transitioned from bitter old hag to pruny old tart imo.
SO MANY KARDASHIANS!
This is exaclty how Bruce Jenner must feel each and every day of his life.