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A new unit of marriage

How many Kardashians have you been, or were you, married?

http://bryanforbes.github.com/kardashian-calc/

28.07 for me.

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Re: A new unit of marriage

  • 26.42

    Now imagine if we got paid at the same rate as Kim for the length of our marriages. We'd be the top 1% of the 1%!

  • oh man only 16.99 for me!
    - namaste mothafockaaaas - image
  • 32.63.
    image "Evolutionary game theorists...ignoring beebees on the nest since 2005"
  • 10.57 Kardashians for us....We're still waiting for E! to get back to us about airing our nuptial extravaganza.
    Image and video hosting by TinyPic "Mom's Hot Dog Dance is hysterical."
  • imageMotzie:
    1.06

    Aw shucks, you were *almost* closest without going over.

    Wump-wump-wump-wump waaaaaaaahhh.

  • imagefussbucket:

    imageMotzie:
    1.06

    Aw shucks, you were *almost* closest without going over.

    Wump-wump-wump-wump waaaaaaaahhh.

    Yes

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  • 10.78

     

    eta: DH pointed out that we've been married for about 365 Britney Spearses.

    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • I've got you all beat! HA!
    image "Evolutionary game theorists...ignoring beebees on the nest since 2005"
  • imageESDReturns:
    I've got you all beat! HA!

    Child bride, perhaps? :)

    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • You don't know me, ESD you bitter hag.
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  • imageMuddled:

    imageESDReturns:
    I've got you all beat! HA!

    Child bride, perhaps? :)

    LOL! BBE was younger than I was! I'm just OLD. And BITTER.

    image "Evolutionary game theorists...ignoring beebees on the nest since 2005"
  • imageESDReturns:
    imageMuddled:

    imageESDReturns:
    I've got you all beat! HA!

    Child bride, perhaps? :)

    LOL! BBE was younger than I was! I'm just OLD. And BITTER.

    Love you, you bitter hag you.

    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • 17.67!
    "You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness."
  • imageESDReturns:
    imageMuddled:

    imageESDReturns:
    I've got you all beat! HA!

    Child bride, perhaps? :)

    LOL! BBE was younger than I was! I'm just OLD. And BITTER.

    Hey, way to drag me into it! How very Kardashian of you! Although, if this makes me Khloe, you and I are going to have words. LOUD, swear-y words.

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  • I can't participate in this thread!
  • imageMuddled:
    imageESDReturns:
    imageMuddled:

    imageESDReturns:
    I've got you all beat! HA!

    Child bride, perhaps? :)

    LOL! BBE was younger than I was! I'm just OLD. And BITTER.

    Love you, you bitter hag you.

    Love you too. Left Hug Big Smile

    image "Evolutionary game theorists...ignoring beebees on the nest since 2005"
  • imageBeebeeEater:
    imageESDReturns:
    imageMuddled:

    imageESDReturns:
    I've got you all beat! HA!

    Child bride, perhaps? :)

    LOL! BBE was younger than I was! I'm just OLD. And BITTER.

    Hey, way to drag me into it! How very Kardashian of you! Although, if this makes me Khloe, you and I are going to have words. LOUD, swear-y words.

    You are too cute to be Khloe.

    image "Evolutionary game theorists...ignoring beebees on the nest since 2005"
  • imageBeebeeEater:
    imageESDReturns:
    imageMuddled:

    imageESDReturns:
    I've got you all beat! HA!

    Child bride, perhaps? :)

    LOL! BBE was younger than I was! I'm just OLD. And BITTER.

    Hey, way to drag me into it! How very Kardashian of you! Although, if this makes me Khloe, you and I are going to have words. LOUD, swear-y words.

     

    Your ass isnt big enough and you arent annoying like Khole.

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  • 102.93
    SO SINGS MY SOUL *WHAM!* MY SAVIOR GOD TO THEE *WHAM!* HOW GREAT THOU ART *WHAM!* HOW GREAT THOU ART *WHAM!*
  • imageSue_sue:
    102.93

    OMG, SueSue's marriage is ANCIENT in Kardashian years!

     

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  • I'm feeling pretty ancient. 20.5 years of marriage =102.93 Kardashian marriage units.
    SO SINGS MY SOUL *WHAM!* MY SAVIOR GOD TO THEE *WHAM!* HOW GREAT THOU ART *WHAM!* HOW GREAT THOU ART *WHAM!*
  • And thank you for saying I don't have to be Khloe.

    I think I'd rather be Kourtney. She is so skinny and cute. Except for the dbag boyfriend and the general ditziness.

    So maybe I want to be Rob instead. He seems to have the best sitch out of everyone.

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  • imageSue_sue:
    I'm feeling pretty ancient. 20.5 years of marriage =102.93 Kardashian marriage units.

    Well you just had to go and ruin the fact that I was WINNING. *cries*

    image "Evolutionary game theorists...ignoring beebees on the nest since 2005"
  • Well, you are welcome to my age spots and gray hair; I shall withdraw from the contest. lol
    SO SINGS MY SOUL *WHAM!* MY SAVIOR GOD TO THEE *WHAM!* HOW GREAT THOU ART *WHAM!* HOW GREAT THOU ART *WHAM!*
  • Suesue officially transitioned from bitter old hag to pruny old tart imo.

    SO MANY KARDASHIANS!

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  • imagebroccolitree:

    Suesue officially transitioned from bitter old hag to pruny old tart imo.

    SO MANY KARDASHIANS!

    image

     

    SO SINGS MY SOUL *WHAM!* MY SAVIOR GOD TO THEE *WHAM!* HOW GREAT THOU ART *WHAM!* HOW GREAT THOU ART *WHAM!*
  • imagebroccolitree:

    Suesue officially transitioned from bitter old hag to pruny old tart imo.

    SO MANY KARDASHIANS!

    This is exaclty how Bruce Jenner must feel each and every day of his life.

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