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Floyd.B · January 2012

lisaiesha:

I would HULK SMASH the shiit out of things if I were taking care of one sick kid, one "regular" kid, one baby, cleaning and making dinner at the same time. Why the foff are you doing all of this all by yourself?

because I was the only one home?

I don't get it.

lisaiesha · January 2012

Floyd.B:
lisaiesha:

I would HULK SMASH the shiit out of things if I were taking care of one sick kid, one "regular" kid, one baby, cleaning and making dinner at the same time. Why the foff are you doing all of this all by yourself?

because I was the only one home?

I don't get it.

That just sounds particularly irritating and.....overwhelming. Clearly I am not cut out for that. I'd be pissed my H wasn't home during all of that, even if had a good excuse.

buddhagouda · January 2012

tabernac:
lol that the andrea yates jokes aren't as offensive as using the word retard.

welcome to three months ago. I hope you enjoy your trip

mashedpotato · January 2012

wingedbride:
Damn. I go to PT and mashed steals all the good baby killer lines.

sorry I stole your material winged, I'm just hoping to make it to HT's calenar next year.

HappyTummy613 · January 2012

My new million-dollar idea: a strap-on vomit catcher, similar to a horse's feed bag, that you can attach to a puking child. Working slogan: "For kids who suck."

mashedpotato · January 2012

HappyTummy613:
My new million-dollar idea: a strap-on vomit catcher, similar to a horse's feed bag, that you can attach to a puking child. Working slogan: "For kids who suck."

so.much.love.

Irishgrl417 · January 2012

HappyTummy613:
My new million-dollar idea: a strap-on vomit catcher, similar to a horse's feed bag, that you can attach to a puking child. Working slogan: "For kids who suck."

I would totally buy that myself if nobody bought it off my registry. I'm a sympathetic puker and I don't buy that crap that "It's different when it's your kid." My mom friends already proved they are dirty liars with their promises about my energy coming back and nausea going away.

LucyHoneychrrch · January 2012

Irishgrl417:
HappyTummy613:
My new million-dollar idea: a strap-on vomit catcher, similar to a horse's feed bag, that you can attach to a puking child. Working slogan: "For kids who suck."

I would totally buy that myself if nobody bought it off my registry. I'm a sympathetic puker and I don't buy that crap that "It's different when it's your kid." My mom friends already proved they are dirty liars with their promises about my energy coming back and nausea going away.

It's not different when it's your kid. EXCEPT, when they're babies, you can sort of fool yourself into thinking it's not really puke, it's "spit-up." Once they hit solid foods with color and texture, you're sort of f*cked.

Irishgrl417 · January 2012

LucyHoneychrrch:

It's not different when it's your kid. EXCEPT, when they're babies, you can sort of fool yourself into thinking it's not really puke, it's "spit-up." Once they hit solid foods with color and texture, you're sort of f*cked.

That's why I love this board, people speak the truth.

I can deal with spit up, I've been spit up on and I was fine. But if a student complains of feeling ill, I point to a garbage can and the door. Do not pass go, do not collect 200. I've been known to practically yell "You don't need a Nurse Pass, just GO!"

wingedbride · January 2012

My h forced our son to vomit tonight after he ate crayon. This has firmly put him in the responsible for all vomit camp.

buddhagouda · January 2012

wingedbride:
My h forced our son to vomit tonight after he ate crayon. This has firmly put him in the responsible for all vomit camp.

Is crayon toxic? I'm pretty sure my kid has eaten crayon.

MadameS · January 2012

What's so terrible about a crayon? My dog ate an assload of them when I was a kid, and all she did was leave mosaic poops in the yard.

wingedbride · January 2012

Not toxic, no. But this was a large amount of crayon and he has thrown up from crayon before. I guess it just turns his stomach? Anyway we were putting him to bed so we preferred the vomit be controlled versus actually inside the crib and have to clean up all that.

salimoo · January 2012

Don't crayons say "NON-TOXIC" right on them? I mean, I wouldn't go making a souffle with them (mostly because the wax would make it fall for sure), but I don't think one would hurt.

salimoo · January 2012

wingedbride:
Not toxic, no. But this was a large amount of crayon and he has thrown up from crayon before. I guess it just turns his stomach? Anyway we were putting him to bed so we preferred the vomit be controlled versus actually inside the crib and have to clean up all that.

Ahhh, yes. Sort of like making yourself barf before bed after a night out to avoid Janis Joplin-ing. I can dig it.

wingedbride · January 2012

salimoo:
wingedbride:
Not toxic, no. But this was a large amount of crayon and he has thrown up from crayon before. I guess it just turns his stomach? Anyway we were putting him to bed so we preferred the vomit be controlled versus actually inside the crib and have to clean up all that.
Ahhh, yes. Sort of like making yourself barf before bed after a night out to avoid Janis Joplin-ing. I can dig it.

I have been to the hotel where she died!

MadameS · January 2012

Well I hope he used the bowl you provided with spot-on aim. Dagger sucks.

Badgerengr · January 2012

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF CUUUUNTS!

wingedbride · January 2012

The sink mo! For even easier cleanup!

WendyToo · January 2012

How do you make a toddler throw up?

wingedbride · January 2012

Tongue depressor on the back of his tongue. We didn't have any syrup of ipicac. Although I'm not sure what age you can start giving that.

lmydogally · January 2012

Winger, why does your kid like to eat crayons so much? He cracks me up.

wingedbride · January 2012

I don't know dude. He gobbles them up. You saw him go for it! We hide them but there was a rogue one under the couch. It was gone in two seconds. I think part of the reason right now is that he's cutting molars.

katie.i.do · January 2012

Hey my kid ate a crayon tonight too! Only the thought never even occurred to me to try to get her to barf.

kgettingmarried · January 2012

Tambcat:
Kamikaze3:
I don't see what is so humorous about getting pissed about a 3 year old not being able to vomit in a bowl. If it was a joke, good for you all for having such wonderful senses of humor. I didn't think she was kidding about the preferences.

I get throwing around retarded and gay is acceptable over on ML, I don't think the same can be said over here. Feel free to move along and stay on your own board if you don't like others opinons.
Ha!
As for not taking it so seriously, it's just because we know Floyd and are familiar with her posting style. I'm sure you aren't since you stay on your own board all the time.

For real. Floyd rocks it out, and weren't you guys the ones who brought ML posts onto YOUR board in the first place?

kgettingmarried · January 2012

Quesera:
Kamikaze3:
I don't see what is so humorous about getting pissed about a 3 year old not being able to vomit in a bowl. If it was a joke, good for you all for having such wonderful senses of humor. I didn't think she was kidding about the preferences.

I get throwing around retarded and gay is acceptable over on ML, I don't think the same can be said over here. Feel free to move along and stay on your own board if you don't like others opinons.
If you can't see the irony in yoyr last statement then you truly are retarded. And possibly gay.

and if you are - welcome to the family!

wingedbride · January 2012

um, haven't you been on these boards for like a heartbeat? I love how you come across as some expert in ML.

buddhagouda · January 2012

wingedbride:
um, haven't you been on these boards for like a heartbeat? I love how you come across as some expert in ML.

Not to mention she tried here first. That's how she wound up with Buddha art in her sig.

CaliopeSpidrman · January 2012

I just appreciate her tiptoeing into the thread a day late to add her jabs. Because the thread wasn't complete without her commentary.

Vinny2008 · January 2012

Holy hell! This stupid $hit has made it onto 3 boards? I was bored and there is fu(kall going on with our 4 threads a day, so I was lurking around. I sure didn't mean to get the mob all riled up.

Really, the comments about how pathetic it is to read other people's threads, remember said stories, and comment on them? Sure it may be pathetic, but isn't that what we ALL are doing here?

I will now sit beside TSD and Fallin and keep to myself here on the couch.

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