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A Beyonce related question...

If the number 4 is so significant that it's part of the kid's name, why would she have not scheduled her cs for the 4th rather than the 7th? Poor planning, B.
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Re: A Beyonce related question...

  • Her surrogate wasn't available that day.
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  • Whenever I see the name Beyonce, I think of this:image
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    "Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
  • Sure I had had a couple of cocktails at that point, but I was watching the New Years Rocking Eve or whatever *** that show is called, and she performed on it.  There wasn't any explanation further than saying "here's Beyonce performing in London."  They said nothing like, "this was filmed several months ago."  Beyonce was no where near full term pregnant.

    The whole situation is beyond odd.  If you want to be crazy and say that you birthed a baby that you didn't, at least have the sense to keep yourself out of the press for a couple of months.

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    imageColey7788:
    Whenever I see the name Beyonce, I think of this:image

    Me too! And then it renews my interest in finding my own BeyonceCock.

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    imageVinny2008:

    Sure I had had a couple of cocktails at that point, but I was watching the New Years Rocking Eve or whatever *** that show is called, and she performed on it.  There wasn't any explanation further than saying "here's Beyonce performing in London."  They said nothing like, "this was filmed several months ago."  Beyonce was no where near full term pregnant.

    The whole situation is beyond odd.  If you want to be crazy and say that you birthed a baby that you didn't, at least have the sense to keep yourself out of the press for a couple of months.

    I'm fairly certain it said at the bottom, Portions of the show recorded earlier or something like that.

  • I need more explanation on the surrogate conspiracy theory.  What would their motive be?
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    I'm one of those people who believe she birthed her own baby. Why? Because they seem like control freaks of the highest order. Even with a surrogate you can pay bajillions of dollars, you can't control everything going on with her body or what she does unless you spend 24/7 with her, chained to a wall, a la GH when Rick chained Carly up in the little secret room.

    There was no way they were going to take the chance on a fucckked up baby. Or someone paying her even more to spill the beans.

  • imageVinny2008:

    Sure I had had a couple of cocktails at that point, but I was watching the New Years Rocking Eve or whatever *** that show is called, and she performed on it.  There wasn't any explanation further than saying "here's Beyonce performing in London."  They said nothing like, "this was filmed several months ago."  Beyonce was no where near full term pregnant.

    The whole situation is beyond odd.  If you want to be crazy and say that you birthed a baby that you didn't, at least have the sense to keep yourself out of the press for a couple of months.

    I'm ashamed to say I can help with this question.  They mentioned that since she was about to give birth she couldn't perform but sent in a video of her performing in London that had previously never been released.  The video was from a year or two ago.  

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  • Ah, well...I am smrt and can read good.

    Still, I don't buy it.

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  • imageHappyTummy613:
    I need more explanation on the surrogate conspiracy theory.  What would their motive be?

    A baby without stretch marks and without admitting it?

    I'm not usually a surrogate conspiracist about Hollywood but there's a lot of weird here.  Including this People story, 2 days before the birth, calling her "very pregnant" which seems to be code for "wearing a billowy scarf." 

    ETA link:

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20559575,00.html

     

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  • I'm intrigued by the surrogate theory and why people are so bent on pinning that on Beyonce. 

    I think the thing that annoys me most about this story is that reportedly people were kept from seeing their babies in the NICU because Beyonce's security was in the way.  

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  • imageHappyTummy613:
    I need more explanation on the surrogate conspiracy theory.  What would their motive be?
    yeah, I'm fascinated by this. I need to talk to Katie Couric about this. She got to pat Beyonce's belly during her interview. I wonder if she noticed that it was really just groceries a la the Been Caught Stealing video.
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  • imageTSD:

    imageColey7788:
    Whenever I see the name Beyonce, I think of this:image

    Me too! And then it renews my interest in finding my own BeyonceCock.

    A place near me sells them in various sizes. If only I were your SS.

  • Didn't they show pictures of her on vacation with a pretty large baby bump in a bikini? I can see being able to get away with a fake pregnancy under baggy clothes but less likely to be true if she was in a two piece.

    I love that TSD can compare things to Jersey Shore and GH and have it make perfect sense.

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    imageHappyTummy613:
    I need more explanation on the surrogate conspiracy theory.  What would their motive be?

    A baby without stretch marks and without admitting it?

    I guess.  I just don't really get why she and Jay-Z would want so badly for people to believe she birthed the baby.  I can't see that knowledge giving their music sales a huge boost, nor can I see delivery by surrogate negatively impacting their sales.  I would also worry about maintaining the lie for the rest of my career.

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  • The thing I always think about is the series of photos where she sat down for an interview, and it appeared that her belly collapsed.  I'm sure she was just wearing a fake belly while she was in that "I promise, I really am pregnant, and not just fat" stage.  I just like Hollywood conspiracy theories.
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    Winged- if you get me next year, i will be happy to display my BeyonceCock on my front lawn. B would welcome a BeyonceCock. It will distract from my shiity lawn and other things falling apart outside that fall under his jurisdiction of responsibility.

    In this day and age of the most gossip magazines/sites ever available, with only more to pop up, I just find it really impossible that they'd think they'd be able to keep that secret. But then again, I didn't think John Edwards was that dumb, or Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ashton Kutcher, so on an so forth.

  • I believe she was really pregnant.  I just like conspiracy theories. 
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  • imageMrsKizdoodle:

    I think the thing that annoys me most about this story is that reportedly people were kept from seeing their babies in the NICU because Beyonce's security was in the way.  

    This would fill me with rage.  I kept wondering how they just bought out an entire floor of a hospital, and wondering about what happened to other women who were supposed to deliver there. 

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  • imageFallinAgain:

    A baby without stretch marks and without admitting it?

    I don't understand this reference.  I had a baby (I swear I didn't use a surrogate) and I didn't have any stretch marks. 

  • conspiracy theories are my favorite.
  • Far more important than whether Beyonce's baby is hers or a surrogate's, Justin Timberlake is engaged?!
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    imageKayRI:
    imageFallinAgain:

    A baby without stretch marks and without admitting it?

    I don't understand this reference.  I had a baby (I swear I didn't use a surrogate) and I didn't have any stretch marks. 

    I don't have stretch marks from pregnancy either. BUT, I do from liposuction. I look like I'm ribbed for his pleasure. Go figure. Stuff fat in, no marks. Take it out, lines galore.

  • imageKayRI:
    imageFallinAgain:

    A baby without stretch marks and without admitting it?

    I don't understand this reference.  I had a baby (I swear I didn't use a surrogate) and I didn't have any stretch marks. 

    Oh, I'm not saying woman don't have babies without stretch marks, but they are common and you don't know if you'll get them.  Basically, I was just using stretch marks as shorthand for "without worrying about effing up her body." 

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    imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    Far more important than whether Beyonce's baby is hers or a surrogate's, Justin Timberlake is engaged?!

    He is. And I'm probably one of the only ones, but I think it's good. I like Jessica Biel. She's smoking hot and she does her own thing. She seems like a cool chick. If it's not going to be Brit, then I'll take her for him. You know, in case he asks for my opinion

  • I feel like Jessica Beil has Bethievoice, only that's her actual voice.
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  • imageTSD:

    imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    Far more important than whether Beyonce's baby is hers or a surrogate's, Justin Timberlake is engaged?!

    He is. And I'm probably one of the only ones, but I think it's good. I like Jessica Biel. She's smoking hot and she does her own thing. She seems like a cool chick. If it's not going to be Brit, then I'll take her for him. You know, in case he asks for my opinion

    I agree. I recall when they were broken up, Justin said some very sweet things about her and I was all, "oh, they are totally getting back together'".
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  • Jessica Biel bugs.
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  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    Far more important than whether Beyonce's baby is hers or a surrogate's, Justin Timberlake is engaged?!

    We lost Justin, but gained Russell. lolz.

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
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