Trouble in Paradise
Motzie
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
You know how SO does Wtf Wednesday?
I propose a TIP "Suck It" Wednesday.
I'll start.
Dear work, suck it. Please hire someone ASAFP so I don't have to work 12 hour days anymore.
Dear Christmas tree, suck it. Take your own self out!
Dear house, suck it. Why the helll does it smell like smoke 3 days after we had a fire when the fireplace is clean and empty!
Re: You know how SO does Wtf Wednesday?
I love this!
Dear headache: suck it! I'm not going to stop looking at computer screens, and it's not my fault that I've been waiting over TWO WEEKS for my damn eye doctor to order contacts with my new prescription. P.S. Eye doctor, you can suck it too!
Dear work: suck it! I don't want to do you! And I don't care that I spent most of the morning procrastinating when I should have been working. Suck it!
Dear sun: suck it! Normally I like you, and we're typically on good terms. But when I opened up my office after break, what did I find? You were shining through my windows and it was super hot, and you totally melted the emergency chocolate bar in my desk! I know the radiator was your accomplice, and I shouldn't be mean to the sun, but CHOCOLATE! SUCK IT!
Dear 3rd illness I've gotten in the last month: Suck it. Suck big fat donkey balls. I'm tired of being sick.
Dear cold, bitter Minnesota wind: Suck it. For obvious reasons.
Dear nightmare-process-that-is-the-accounting-year-end-procedure: Suck it. It's January 11th. It should be done by now and it's getting old having to scrutinize every piece of paper coming across my desk to see when the transaction occurred and splitting everything up into many piles.
Dear mom: suck it! My education and my career aren't just those silly little things that get in the way of me making babies sooner / better / in greater quantity.
I just got off the phone with her, where I said that it'd be next week before I would get some things together to email her. She like "oh, I know that you are a mommy now. Being a mommy is the most important job anyone [prattle prattle prattle]." Oh my GD holy effin' eff. Seriously? I work part-time, have a full load of classes this semester, and had the stomach flu all week but obviously the only thing that would possible trump my cousin's request for a family photo scan is my productive ut. Suck it.
Her head is going to explode when I go back to working full-time. Why would I do a silly thing like that when I can afford not to? Because I don't think that sitting here staring at each other all day is the best way to use my brain OR the kid's. DH is going out of town this weekend and I'm not even going to mention it to her or she'll be at my damn doorstep.
Oh, and my sister had a hat made for DS by an Etsy seller and I accidentally left it at my parents' house at Christmas. I've asked her to look for it every single time that I've talked to her and she admitted today that she hadn't gotten around to it? Really? Sis had it custom effing made and she can't be bothered to look for it because it's not about her.
She has no job, no hobbies besides making life an effing dramapaloosa, but she hasn't gotten around to going upstairs and looking around the guestroom? And why is that? Because it was a present from my sister and everything that my sister has said, done or been interested in since coming out as gay is stupid. Not the actual gay bit. Oooooooh no, she can't have a problem with that else she'd be a bad person. But every.single.thing Sis does. So obviously the hat = unimportant. Obviously. In whatever effing universe she's living in.
Dear dishes in the sink: Suck it. You know I'm lazy, and I appreciate that you don't smell, but I really don't want to spend the 15 minutes it takes to wash you. Because I'm lazy. So wash yourselves, please.
Dear work: YOU SUCK IN GENERAL. Stop the instructors calling for asinine room changes that make more work for about a dozen people, stop the approvals people shove at me at the last minute, tell the people who are sitting on their work to get a move on so I can do my job.
Oh, Gaulty-poo. One of my classrooms doesn't have chalk. Can you please mail me some? TYIA.
I'll say a SUCK IT for you too. That does suck. Big time.
Please refer to fuss's siggy. TIA.
Oh, a handsome sack of wiggling beige chalk! Thank you!