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Randoms

People should start thinking about March Madness and compiling their campaign materials.  I want lots of campaigning this year.  I was also wondering if we should add in a category for SO/H/Current FvckBuddy.  Thoughts?

I'm obsessed with the song Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye today.

Mr. Spiderman and I both have been sick, but we needed to have sex for procreational purposes last night so we decided to have Hooker Sex (no kissing)  because neither of us can breathe through our noses right now.  Afterward, we had the following conversation:
Mr.S:  That was some good hooker sex.
Me.  Yeah, so where's my money?
Mr.S:  *gestures vaguely*  Over there.
Me:  That sounds like a lie!  I'm going to have to sic my pimp on you.
Mr.S:  I am your pimp.  So I don't have to pay.  Also, as your pimp, I've decided you're not allowed to have any other clients.
Me:  This is going to be detrimental to my portfolio.  You're the worst pimp ever.
Mr.S:  I know.  I'm not a very good pimp.
Me:  You know what they say -- pimpin' aint easy.

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"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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  • I used all of my good material during the last MM.  I don't have much new to contribute.
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  • Ive got to get ready for MM. I refuse to go down so easily this year. Miles kept waking up last night, I think because the wind was making the shutters on his window move and make noise. He kept screaming, "Mommy!! Help!!!". Annoying. We are getting our bdrm painted today...I can't wait to see how it turns out later!
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  • i think i have some good campaigning materials this year so i will probably compete. watch out suckas!!

     i dropped a hunk of chicken from my salad into my lap and now i have a big ranch dressing stain on my skirt. whoa.

     

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  • I will probably not compete, but I can be persuaded to be an independent party to distract.
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • One of my friends just randomly dropped by to bring me king cake ice cream. Yowzers, was that delicious. Mmmm.
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  • imageboxerfan:
    I used all of my good material during the last MM.  I don't have much new to contribute.

    No one will remember if it's from last year.  By no one, I mean me. 

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  • I think I will be bowing out of MM this year due to impending birth of drone.

    I have to look into this Gotye. My friend mentioned them on my FB feed when I mentioned how much I am loving M83.

    Your conversation cracks me up.

  • imageboxerfan:
    I used all of my good material during the last MM.  I don't have much new to contribute.

    Why do you think I'm giving you so much advance warning?  Get to work, lazy.

    Angie, you will participate and you will like it.  Everyone knows that MM really is an excuse to see lots of pictures of everybody's babies and pets, so I expect you to shower us with Linus and Charlotte pictures or else.

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  • Oooh, Sookie just got groomed. I should take pictures now for MM. Pink bows and all.
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  • Ok, I'll do that then. 

    In the past year I have really come to like everyone and would just hate to think you are all blind, stupid ingrates if Charlotte were to not win a major award is all.

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  • I also hope we get more submissions from people outside the board.  That'll make it more interesting.
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  • I suggest last year's winners be ineligible to win this year BUT obligated to post pictures--kinda like Miss America's farewell walk. 
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  • imagewingedbride:

    I think I will be bowing out of MM this year due to impending birth of drone.

    I have to look into this Gotye. My friend mentioned them on my FB feed when I mentioned how much I am loving M83.

    Your conversation cracks me up.

    We are obsessed with M83 in my house.  Andy do-do-do's along to the music.  My husband puts it on repeat.  He is our crack music of the moment.

    My stomach is making obscene gurgling noises.  I was talking to a co-worker and she totally heard it.  Awkward.

    The head of our HR just sent around an email alluding to the fact that the firm may be making a, in my opinion, very stupid decision that would greatly impact my day to day work (e-discovery stuff).  In the email, he asked for feedback.  I provided feedback that may have contained one to many, "please do not do this."  I hope I do not get fired.

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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • imageFallinAgain:
    I suggest last year's winners be ineligible to win this year BUT obligated to post pictures--kinda like Miss America's farewell walk. 

    I like it.

    I fear my kid is too old for MM, because while toddler boys get a lot of love, Connor is practically a teenager now. I can always bust out the boy in a skirt video I guess.  

  • imageWendyToo:

    imageFallinAgain:
    I suggest last year's winners be ineligible to win this year BUT obligated to post pictures--kinda like Miss America's farewell walk. 

    I like it.

    I fear my kid is too old for MM, because while toddler boys get a lot of love, Connor is practically a teenager now. I can always bust out the boy in a skirt video I guess.  

    "Ah peed." Heeheehee. One of the best videos of all time. OF ALL TIME. 

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • It will be harder for me to participate in MM this year because I'm no longer on maternity leave.  I may have to choose pet or baby.  I may bow out of baby because you fvckers eliminated James in the first round last year.  I have to play the odds.
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  • Hmm. Sookie was not really in to having her picture taken. Can there be a separate category for "most morose"?

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  • damn bethie, I'd move to Buffalo for that house at that price.

    I'm not sure I can participate in MM because Riley hates my camera and runs away every time he hears or sees it.

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  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:

    imageboxerfan:
    I used all of my good material during the last MM.  I don't have much new to contribute.

    Why do you think I'm giving you so much advance warning?  Get to work, lazy.

    I can provide new pictures of them now, but I can't get any new puppy pictures, and we all know that's what gets the votes. 

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  • I would like a non-child/pet category in MM but only because I am selfish and want to compete, even though based on name alone I will lose in the first round.

    I am the last person on earth to join pinterest. I did so today. I'm not sure I get it.

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  • imageFallinAgain:
    I suggest last year's winners be ineligible to win this year BUT obligated to post pictures--kinda like Miss America's farewell walk. 

    MY CAT IS DEAD. 

    Gracie has gained weight and upped her laziness by a factor of three though, so maybe she has a shot. 

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  • I need to know soon if there will be a significant other category.  I will have to start persuading my H to pose against a felt background wearing a black shirt and strand of pearls.
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  • I don't get it either, I joined a few weeks ago and I have yet to pin something. I don't think that I know how... or maybe it's just an iPad thing, but pinWHATnow? Withwhat? I feel bad every time I get an email stating someone else is following me, I feel like a huge disappointment. 
  • imageHappyTummy613:
    I need to know soon if there will be a significant other category.  I will have to start persuading my H to pose against a felt background wearing a black shirt and strand of pearls.

    Or Uncle Rico-style. Is there some kind of vest he can wear?

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • imageBobLoblaw:

    imageHappyTummy613:
    I need to know soon if there will be a significant other category.  I will have to start persuading my H to pose against a felt background wearing a black shirt and strand of pearls.

    Or Uncle Rico-style. Is there some kind of vest he can wear?

    This is what I'm talking about.  I need time to assemble a competition wardrobe.

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  • oh jeez, hezz i'm glad to hear i'm not the only one who feels that way. i keep getting more and more emails alerting me to the fact that all kinds of random acquainances are following the maybe 10 things i've pinned. and they're mostly incredibly lame. shiit, my high school drama teacher just started following me. WHY.
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  • I'm going to see if I can get Lorne to ride some dolphins in front of Angela Lansbury lounging on piano cat's piano.

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    Bill reminisces about last MM. He remembers the sting of losing.

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