Is this a good going home outfit?

feinicstine · January 2012

Yoooo I just went back in there for the first time in forever.

The pictures of her with her mom make me insanely uncomfortable.'

I just imagine her and her husband wandering around with a camera slung around one or the other's neck waiting for an opportunity to take an "adorable" photo. There are people like this all over my town (because my town is adorable) but I kind of hate them. Example, girl taking picture of her reflection in a blacked out courthouse window with mom taking a picture of daughter taking a picture of herself taking a picture. *head exploded*

XSailoretteX · January 2012

feinicstine:
huber22:

Am I a terrible person to think a) she's not very pretty and b) to hope that she doesn't lose any of the 40 pounds right away?

Yeah, probably. But I don't care.

No, you're not.

In the "about" section of the blog she said she did modelling and all I could think was "Really? Well I guess there's always photoshop."

There are a lot of levels of modeling. I mean, they have to put out a Sears sales sheet every.single.week.

Also, the P&CE's crew filled me in on her story and the thread is seriously... I dunno... but you should read it if you want pop to shoot out of your nose. [LINK]

Muddled · January 2012

donnycornelius:
No, I'd say it's a pretty terrible going home outfit.

First of all, your belly doesn't go away.   Deflated beach ball is a very fitting term, actually.    So, she'll still look about 20 weeks pregnant in that outfit, which I'm guessing will be a disappointment.

Also, you bleed....a lot!   As in, put a towel down on the seats in the car, just in case.   Sure, you're wearing underwear and one of those pads (size Dinosaur), but it's still possible to leak out.   I'm not sure a giant red stain is quite what that outfit is missing.

But the bigger issue might actually be what the baby could do to that dress!    True story, we were packing to leave the hospital with DS #2.   DH had gone to take our luggage down to the parking garage so we only had to bring the kids on our final exit.   He's down there and I decide to change DS #2's diaper.    I'm carefully wiping his bum, and he starts squirting poo.   I mean, a bit glob just came out like I had hit oil or something.    Then he farted, which sent flying poo flecks through the air.   As I'm squealing (yes, I squeal), he then urinates straight up in the air soaking the spare diaper I had pulled out in advance.    So then I couldn't access another diaper (DH had taken the diaper bag down the car, leaving just the one ruined spare).    DH walked in and I was like, "Call a nurse! We need a diaper!"   I had poo all over my hands, I had poo flecks all over my shirt and poo all over DS #2's going home outfit.   DH had to go back down to the car to get me a spare shirt and another outfit for the baby.

I'm just guessing that outfit won't survive a diaper change.   But, at least she's having a girl and doesn't have to deal with the spray urine.

And I do think she's pretty.   Not supermodel pretty, but prettier than everage.

No condoms needed tonight. Thanks, Donny. And Broc.

huber22 · January 2012

malibu5880:
Wow. Pretty much one of the most self-involved people I've ever seen.

/gavel

And all those pregnancy bump shots? I took one when I was pregnant with DD. There's no way in hell I'd have posted that for anyone to see. I looked like a whale and didn't want anyone to see that. She also says "preggo". Gag.

I took a couple on my phone to send to friends. I took ONE actual shot. On my due date.

I don't even think there is a single picture of me while pregnant, except that one.

Is this a good going home outfit?

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