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Randoms/Confessions

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  • Im pretty much in love with Edith
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  • imageimoan:
    Im pretty much in love with Edith

    She IS the bee's knees.

    Look with your special eyes.
  • imageMuddled:
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    imageESDReturns:
    imageMuddled:

    LOL Gault.

    It's overrated. Don't even worry about it.

    Agreed!

    I think it is intriguing to the menfolk.  Both of the last two guys I've slept with have mentioned/requested it.

    Can I say that my girlies on the interwebs said meh?  That'll be a good enough excuse for me being dodgy, right? lol

    I would probably say something along the lines of not enjoying it so much because you find that you just can't concentrate on the task at hand.

     

    If you do go for it, either be on top (so that you can control depth) or lie on your sides.  You'll want to double check that you are clean (since his nose will basically be in yourasshole). Otherwise, you will feel self-conscious the whole time. Also, if you find that you don't like it, you can just stop your side of things because "it feels so good and you got distracted." Most guys like to be manhandled a bit, so flip him over and do what you want to do.

    *laminates this post on 3x5 notecards*

    Look with your special eyes.
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    I've never 69'd. 

    It seems intimidating.

    I'm shocked by this. I don't think it's overrated.  

  • imagelint+licker:

    I've never 69'd. 

    It seems intimidating.

    I can never get into it because I'm concentrating on my end instead of the other lol.

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  • And that dog trainer person was a d-bag who literally hung up on me? I wasn't even rude or mean, but it didn't sound like he would be right for us and I was honest and told him so and he got all bent out of shape.

    Indifferent

  • imageMotzie:
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    I've never 69'd. 

    It seems intimidating.

    I'm shocked by this. I don't think it's overrated.  

    I feel self-conscious about my big butt in the air and right next to his face, mostly. 

    Look with your special eyes.
  • youGUYSSS!!! im BLUSHING! I don't like to 69, but I'll make exceptions for all of you. please mind the butthole injury I have, though. It's a doozy, maybe it'd be best If I just go down on all of you. Actually, I hate vaginas, so I don't really want to do that either. can we make out instead? Im down with second base.

    I DO like to point out cop cars that are 69ing in parking lots because it cracks me up, and for some reason it makes me feel like Im hurting their feelings by saying that, because I hate cops, even though they cant hear me from inside my car, driving by and pointing.

     

     

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  • I am with Motzie on the 69 subject. I do not think it is overrated at all. I like it alooooooot.
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  • imagePinkplasticdoll:
    I am with Motzie on the 69 subject. I do not think it is overrated at all. I like it alooooooot.

    how are you doing it? you on top? bottom? side by side? I just can NOT get into it at all. my concentration is blown, and I feel like I don't have a great range of motion with my head.

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  • I'm thinking side by side might work the best, personally.

    Also I don't want my gut hanging down if on top.  Weight loss is a biitch.

    Look with your special eyes.
  • imageEdithBouvierBeale:

    imagePinkplasticdoll:
    I am with Motzie on the 69 subject. I do not think it is overrated at all. I like it alooooooot.

    how are you doing it? you on top? bottom? side by side? I just can NOT get into it at all. my concentration is blown, and I feel like I don't have a great range of motion with my head.

    With me on top is the only way I can get it to work. I will usually O really quick in this position and have to stop for a second to compose myself before continuing on. I think my knees are bent and i am letting a lot of my weight sit on them instead of on him. I will try it tonight and take note of how we are doing it and report back. 

    Also, he will finish really quick in this position too, even though that isnt the goal it just sort of happens. 

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    imageimoan:
    Im pretty much in love with Edith

    She IS the bee's knees.

    Also, also. She is super beautiful. Although I don't think she's posted a picture in a while?

    Also, can we catch cjoy and somehow clone her hair so that I can wear it like a wig? 

  • imagesmock.smock:
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    imageimoan:
    Im pretty much in love with Edith

    She IS the bee's knees.

    Also, also. She is super beautiful. Although I don't think she's posted a picture in a while?

    Also, can we catch cjoy and somehow clone her hair so that I can wear it like a wig? 

    shut up! omg Im never leaving!! thank you!! (I want c-joy's hair, too. she does bangs like a BOSS.)

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  • imagePinkplasticdoll:
    imageEdithBouvierBeale:

    imagePinkplasticdoll:
    I am with Motzie on the 69 subject. I do not think it is overrated at all. I like it alooooooot.

    how are you doing it? you on top? bottom? side by side? I just can NOT get into it at all. my concentration is blown, and I feel like I don't have a great range of motion with my head.

    With me on top is the only way I can get it to work. I will usually O really quick in this position and have to stop for a second to compose myself before continuing on. I think my knees are bent and i am letting a lot of my weight sit on them instead of on him. I will try it tonight and take note of how we are doing it and report back. 

    Also, he will finish really quick in this position too, even though that isnt the goal it just sort of happens. 

    I can't multi-task well enough to get really into it. I prefer one or the other. If we ever do it, it's just an opening act. 

    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • imagesmock.smock:
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    imageimoan:
    Im pretty much in love with Edith

    She IS the bee's knees.

    Also, also. She is super beautiful. Although I don't think she's posted a picture in a while?

    Also, can we catch cjoy and somehow clone her hair so that I can wear it like a wig? 

    Um yes I would like Edith to stay. I like her alooooot. I kind of want to ...wait nevermind I shouldnt say that since she doesnt like that Stick out tongue

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