Trouble in Paradise
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Re: Randoms/Confessions
Currently Reading: Don Quixote by Miguel De Cervantes
She IS the bee's knees.
*laminates this post on 3x5 notecards*
I'm shocked by this. I don't think it's overrated.
I can never get into it because I'm concentrating on my end instead of the other lol.
And that dog trainer person was a d-bag who literally hung up on me? I wasn't even rude or mean, but it didn't sound like he would be right for us and I was honest and told him so and he got all bent out of shape.
I feel self-conscious about my big butt in the air and right next to his face, mostly.
youGUYSSS!!! im BLUSHING! I don't like to 69, but I'll make exceptions for all of you. please mind the butthole injury I have, though. It's a doozy, maybe it'd be best If I just go down on all of you. Actually, I hate vaginas, so I don't really want to do that either. can we make out instead? Im down with second base.
I DO like to point out cop cars that are 69ing in parking lots because it cracks me up, and for some reason it makes me feel like Im hurting their feelings by saying that, because I hate cops, even though they cant hear me from inside my car, driving by and pointing.
how are you doing it? you on top? bottom? side by side? I just can NOT get into it at all. my concentration is blown, and I feel like I don't have a great range of motion with my head.
I'm thinking side by side might work the best, personally.
Also I don't want my gut hanging down if on top. Weight loss is a biitch.
With me on top is the only way I can get it to work. I will usually O really quick in this position and have to stop for a second to compose myself before continuing on. I think my knees are bent and i am letting a lot of my weight sit on them instead of on him. I will try it tonight and take note of how we are doing it and report back.
Also, he will finish really quick in this position too, even though that isnt the goal it just sort of happens.
Also, also. She is super beautiful. Although I don't think she's posted a picture in a while?
Also, can we catch cjoy and somehow clone her hair so that I can wear it like a wig?
shut up! omg Im never leaving!! thank you!! (I want c-joy's hair, too. she does bangs like a BOSS.)
I can't multi-task well enough to get really into it. I prefer one or the other. If we ever do it, it's just an opening act.
Um yes I would like Edith to stay. I like her alooooot. I kind of want to ...wait nevermind I shouldnt say that since she doesnt like that