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Dear Community,

Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.

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Thank you.

Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.

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  • Noisy, I've never wanted to get slizzered with you more... Need.you.at.next.gtg.please.love.hezz
  • KB's husband is a crawfish in disguise
  • I am not okay after reading this thread. I may never be okay again.
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    If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
  • The next time we do that fake sh!t-talking thing where we insert a controversial poster's name into a bunch of inane statements and inside jokes, I call dibs on, "{blank} pinches the head when her husband is about to come."
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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
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    The next time we do that fake sh!t-talking thing where we insert a controversial poster's name into a bunch of inane statements and inside jokes, I call dibs on, "{blank} pinches the head when her husband is about to come."

    I will fight you, skank.  

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  • I think one of my most embarrassing moments was when I returned home from work one night and suddenly both of my parents were in my face yelling at me.

    Apparently my neighbor took it upon herself to tell my parents that she could hear me having sex with my (now ex) bf. Why she didn't tell me or confront me is beyond mystery but I had to sit down and listed to how irresponsible I was, how I was pathetic for not waiting (ha, my parents were whores before they got together) and such. Mind you I was 20 years old on birth control.

    But it was embarrassing on two front: the neighbors could hear me and the parentals found out.

  • Vermont Country Store sells vibrators in their sexual health department and I am going to send away for one.

     

    SO SINGS MY SOUL *WHAM!* MY SAVIOR GOD TO THEE *WHAM!* HOW GREAT THOU ART *WHAM!* HOW GREAT THOU ART *WHAM!*
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