Relationships
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Randoms
A few days ago, Mr. Spiderman was driving us home from work and said, "I have a really embarrassing confession. I'm sort of scared to tell you." My mind started racing with possibilities. It had to be something sexual, right? What could it be?
He reluctantly admitted, "I made a Pandora station for Katy Perry. I'm so ashamed." I instructed him that he needed counseling after I stopped laughing at him.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Re: Randoms
Cali, watch out for Mr. Speederman tonight. He's gonna disrobe you, then he's gonna probe you.
My coworkers are very nice, and left lots of chocolate on my desk for valentines. I want to shove it all in my face hole, but I really don't want to fail my glucose test tomorrow. My life is hard.
Baby Boxer is coming! 5.23.12
www.focushunting.com
I saw a thing on Facebook that likened stretch marks to earning your tiger stripes, and have been laughing ever since.
I had splenda for the first time this morning. It tastes like evil and makes me poop.
Tomorrow is my Friday and I want to shout from the rooftops.
I am using a babysitter for the first time on Friday night. I am floored with how expensive they are.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
I want this swimsuit
Unfortunately, it is for children.
http://www.rachelriley.com/us/index.asp?L1=girls&L2=clothing_%26_accessories&L3=beach_wear&pcode=19gss13ns&pcol=navy_%26_ivory
Oh, and I want a girl and to dress her all in these clothes
We used one for the first time last week (usually we have family do it, we're spoiled) and yeah, it was a quick $50 down the drain. TOTALLY worth it for us though as it meant we didn't have to schlep the kids 45 minutes away and then pick them up in the morning.
Winged, does this mean that I can get something quaint like a sailor suit and not something rocker-ish for this next kid? Because that would make my life.
I'm annoyed that the Nest's trip giveaway stipulates that you can only take your fiance or spouse. Does an internet spouse count? Because I'd totally take Fenton.
Also, I must reiterate that Birthday Cake Oreos = YES.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
It's madness! I mean, we'll put Charlotte to bed before we leave.
I chose the wrong business.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
Rock gear was never a requirement the first time.
By the way, new baby name book.
Asher? Avery?
yay or nay
I know a little girl named Avery and she's precious. Did you mean for a girl or boy?
I have a boy cousin named Asher. I think it's pretty biblical. I may be wrong. But they also have and Ezra and Rebekah, so I may be assuming things.
Avery is over-done. You're better than that.
Asher is Biblical, yes I believe so.
Avery is originally a boy name. I guess it has been overdone with girls though. I don't like it as a girl name.
Also, I kind of love Balthazar. I don't think I can convince Mr. Winged of it though. I can't even get him on board with Bastian or Alastair.
I like Bastian. A lot.
I spent an hour this afternoon doing nothing and it felt wonderful. I haven't done that in a while.
When my mom was here she kept saying that Emmett's "so busy" all of the time. She said that maybe 10 times in 2 days. I know that I'm constantly going all the time and I wonder if that makes me a bad mom and my kid will be a destructive tornado.
I just got an email about a summer concert series that's $200 a ticket but it's 6 shows from May to October. I kind of want to buy them so Ryan and I can have a fun night off once in a while.
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
Thanks wendy.
I get a lot of weird though that is not meant as a compliment I think.
I don't know. It's different. It's not like we named him Zoltar the Destroyer though.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
!!!!!!!
Congrats!
Cali - Tell me more about these birthday cake Oreos.
I like both Asher and Avery.
Christin...wha!?!?!? Is this why you've been glowing in all the OOTD pictures?!?!?
SHUTUP!! SHUTUP!!!
When are you due? How far along are you?
Also, I mean okla thanks. not wendy. sorry.
Congrats!!!!!!!! How far along are you?
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin