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I love a good understatement (Pinterest related)

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  • Well that's rather graphic. Who is pinning this stuff?!?
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  • umm, yeah, that was much more graphic.
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  • I wish someone would pin a photo of Gregging.
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  • And THAT is cunnilingus.
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  • imageHappyTummy613:
    I wish someone would pin a photo of Gregging.

    You should demonstrate it.  

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  • imageKristenBtobe:

    imageHappyTummy613:
    I wish someone would pin a photo of Gregging.

    You should demonstrate it.  

    I won't Greg for your amusement, Kristen B.  I'm not turning Gregging into something cheap and tawdry.*

    *Subject to reconsideration if propositioned by Blaine from Glee, Ryan O'Reilly, or Michael Imperioli with a moustache.

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  • imageHappyTummy613:
    imageKristenBtobe:

    imageHappyTummy613:
    I wish someone would pin a photo of Gregging.

    You should demonstrate it.  

    I won't Greg for your amusement, Kristen B.  I'm not turning Gregging into something cheap and tawdry.*

    *Subject to reconsideration if propositioned by Blaine from Glee, Ryan O'Reilly, or Michael Imperioli with a moustache.

    You will Greg when I say to Greg.  

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  • imageHappyTummy613:
    And THAT is cunnilingus.

    Eep! That is an example of something that I don't find the least bit appealing or arousing. I had to frantically hit the back button on that one.

    heh heh hit the back button heh

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  • imageKristenBtobe:

    You will Greg when I say to Greg.  

    Would you Greg, if I asked you to Greg?
    Would you Greg, and never look back?
    Would you cry, if you saw me Gregging?
    And would you save my soul, tonight?

     

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  • imageftnups:

    imageHappyTummy613:
    And THAT is cunnilingus.

    Eep! That is an example of something that I don't find the least bit appealing or arousing. I had to frantically hit the back button on that one.

    heh heh hit the back button heh

    Sorreh. Sorreh. 

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  • Doggie style, yes.  Artistic, nice, hot.  Clit commander close up...not so much.
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  • imagelindsayll:
    Doggie style, yes.  Artistic, nice, hot.  Clit commander close up...not so much.

    Clit commander Hahahahaha

    Fallin dude no worries. I knew it was something that would send me flailing for the back button. I like to challenge myself! 

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  • Oh my gah. you guys are funny. Even DH raised his head from the pillows for the clittorrific pic.
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  • imageHappyTummy613:
    imageKristenBtobe:

    You will Greg when I say to Greg.  

    Would you Greg, if I asked you to Greg?
    Would you Greg, and never look back?
    Would you cry, if you saw me Gregging?
    And would you save my soul, tonight?

     

    Save this for next year's calendar. Lololol 

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  • First pic. Yumm. (although my 40 year old self can't help but think irl I suspect that exact pose would make my back hurt)

    2 nd pic is why many women don't care for porn.  

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  • imagemodb1rd:

    First pic. Yumm. (although my 40 year old self can't help but think irl I suspect that exact pose would make my back hurt)

    It does, but it's worth it. Smile 

  • We have a picture similar to that first one on our hallway wall. And, so when we got rid of our old furniture a few months ago Mr. Winged put his old dresser on the curb and then thought better of it saying. "probably not good to have my cunnilingus decoupage out for the neighbors to see" #bethiemayunderstandmyweirdfriends
  • imagewingedbride:
    We have a picture similar to that first one on our hallway wall. And, so when we got rid of our old furniture a few months ago Mr. Winged put his old dresser on the curb and then thought better of it saying. "probably not good to have my cunnilingus decoupage out for the neighbors to see" #bethiemayunderstandmyweirdfriends

    Wait, similar to the FIRST one or the second one? The first one is lovely, the second one is not. You had a picture similar to that?? ::folds arms and gives winger a disapproving look while waiting for an answer::

    And this seems like the appropriate place to ask fallin who the turned lesbians are! Ali....are we counting the NEY mechanic bracelet gal? And who is number three?

    Because yes, that is a lot of turning in our little den of internet buddies.

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  • EmJo.  I'm not sure if Star is the third one or not.
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  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    EmJo.  I'm not sure if Star is the third one or not.

    Man I am out of it! I am even fb friends with emjo and did not know this. Hmph. Her adorable doggy pictures distract me from these things, obviously.

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  • It's quite understandable.  Her dog is ridiculously adorable.
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  • imageftnups:

    imagewingedbride:
    We have a picture similar to that first one on our hallway wall. And, so when we got rid of our old furniture a few months ago Mr. Winged put his old dresser on the curb and then thought better of it saying. "probably not good to have my cunnilingus decoupage out for the neighbors to see" #bethiemayunderstandmyweirdfriends

    Wait, similar to the FIRST one or the second one? The first one is lovely, the second one is not. You had a picture similar to that?? ::folds arms and gives winger a disapproving look while waiting for an answer::

    And this seems like the appropriate place to ask fallin who the turned lesbians are! Ali....are we counting the NEY mechanic bracelet gal? And who is number three?

    Because yes, that is a lot of turning in our little den of internet buddies.

    Lol! Similar to first. It's two people nude up close in that area of the body but not doing a sex act. Just intertwined. But the style is similar. The second decoupage was a photo of a man from behind in between a woman's legs. Very artistic again. But no naked bits except his ass and her legs. 
  • imagewingedbride:
    imageftnups:

    imagewingedbride:
    We have a picture similar to that first one on our hallway wall. And, so when we got rid of our old furniture a few months ago Mr. Winged put his old dresser on the curb and then thought better of it saying. "probably not good to have my cunnilingus decoupage out for the neighbors to see" #bethiemayunderstandmyweirdfriends

    Wait, similar to the FIRST one or the second one? The first one is lovely, the second one is not. You had a picture similar to that?? ::folds arms and gives winger a disapproving look while waiting for an answer::

    And this seems like the appropriate place to ask fallin who the turned lesbians are! Ali....are we counting the NEY mechanic bracelet gal? And who is number three?

    Because yes, that is a lot of turning in our little den of internet buddies.

    Lol! Similar to first. It's two people nude up close in that area of the body but not doing a sex act. Just intertwined. But the style is similar. The second decoupage was a photo of a man from behind in between a woman's legs. Very artistic again. But no naked bits except his ass and her legs. 

    Ok whew. Stand down. If you had a "helloooooooo clitoris!" photo, I was gonna have words with you. :p

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  • imagewingedbride:
    imageftnups:

    imagewingedbride:
    We have a picture similar to that first one on our hallway wall. And, so when we got rid of our old furniture a few months ago Mr. Winged put his old dresser on the curb and then thought better of it saying. "probably not good to have my cunnilingus decoupage out for the neighbors to see" #bethiemayunderstandmyweirdfriends

    Wait, similar to the FIRST one or the second one? The first one is lovely, the second one is not. You had a picture similar to that?? ::folds arms and gives winger a disapproving look while waiting for an answer::

    And this seems like the appropriate place to ask fallin who the turned lesbians are! Ali....are we counting the NEY mechanic bracelet gal? And who is number three?

    Because yes, that is a lot of turning in our little den of internet buddies.

    Lol! Similar to first. It's two people nude up close in that area of the body but not doing a sex act. Just intertwined. But the style is similar. The second decoupage was a photo of a man from behind in between a woman's legs. Very artistic again. But no naked bits except his ass and her legs. 

    um, I don't think I'm a prude, but that seems a little odd to have that kind of art with a child in the house.  I know it's all natural and everything, but just not something I'd want in my house especially with a little one.  at some point they are going to ask and probably when they are too young to really explain it to them.  maybe I'm a closet prude.

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  • imagemashedpotato:
    imagewingedbride:
    imageftnups:

    imagewingedbride:
    We have a picture similar to that first one on our hallway wall. And, so when we got rid of our old furniture a few months ago Mr. Winged put his old dresser on the curb and then thought better of it saying. "probably not good to have my cunnilingus decoupage out for the neighbors to see" #bethiemayunderstandmyweirdfriends

    Wait, similar to the FIRST one or the second one? The first one is lovely, the second one is not. You had a picture similar to that?? ::folds arms and gives winger a disapproving look while waiting for an answer::

    And this seems like the appropriate place to ask fallin who the turned lesbians are! Ali....are we counting the NEY mechanic bracelet gal? And who is number three?

    Because yes, that is a lot of turning in our little den of internet buddies.

    Lol! Similar to first. It's two people nude up close in that area of the body but not doing a sex act. Just intertwined. But the style is similar. The second decoupage was a photo of a man from behind in between a woman's legs. Very artistic again. But no naked bits except his ass and her legs. 

    um, I don't think I'm a prude, but that seems a little odd to have that kind of art with a child in the house.  I know it's all natural and everything, but just not something I'd want in my house especially with a little one.  at some point they are going to ask and probably when they are too young to really explain it to them.  maybe I'm a closet prude.

    Oh - I read it wrong. I mixed up the moving furniture, dresser, etc - I thought it used to be on the walls and they found when moving stuff to put on the curb. I'm a long-time fuddy duddy, though, so I guess we know I would not have that as art at anytime.

    But still, at least it's not the Peeping Clitoris staring at you from the hallway!

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  • imagemashedpotato:
    imagewingedbride:
    imageftnups:

    imagewingedbride:
    We have a picture similar to that first one on our hallway wall. And, so when we got rid of our old furniture a few months ago Mr. Winged put his old dresser on the curb and then thought better of it saying. "probably not good to have my cunnilingus decoupage out for the neighbors to see" #bethiemayunderstandmyweirdfriends

    Wait, similar to the FIRST one or the second one? The first one is lovely, the second one is not. You had a picture similar to that?? ::folds arms and gives winger a disapproving look while waiting for an answer::

    And this seems like the appropriate place to ask fallin who the turned lesbians are! Ali....are we counting the NEY mechanic bracelet gal? And who is number three?

    Because yes, that is a lot of turning in our little den of internet buddies.

    Lol! Similar to first. It's two people nude up close in that area of the body but not doing a sex act. Just intertwined. But the style is similar. The second decoupage was a photo of a man from behind in between a woman's legs. Very artistic again. But no naked bits except his ass and her legs. 

    um, I don't think I'm a prude, but that seems a little odd to have that kind of art with a child in the house.  I know it's all natural and everything, but just not something I'd want in my house especially with a little one.  at some point they are going to ask and probably when they are too young to really explain it to them.  maybe I'm a closet prude.

    The dresser or the print? Dagger sees more of mr. Winged and I nude than what is shown in the print so I can't imagine it would make him more curious. 
  • I think the dresser would bother me more.  nudity isn't really a big deal to me, but sex acts (although simulated) would give me pause.  Really it's probably because I wouldn't want to try to explain cunnilingus to a 5 year old.
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  • But maybe I should take a pic of it sometime. I could agree that I would not want that pic from pinterest where Dagger could see it but the one we have which is similar in style and a nude is not something I blink twice at. It's the sexual pose in the first that's the difference to me. I agree that would be awkward to explain. 
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