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Your moment of Zen

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  • mashedpotatomashedpotato
    you're such a giver, Christin.
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  • ChristinSChristinS
    I really love to party.
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  • salimoosalimoo member

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    Hezz didn't have to fly in an aeroplane.

    I thought our next GTG was going to be in scenic Branson. No?

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  • HezzerlahHezzerlah

    God, I love abortion jokes even more than rape jokes! They're so fresh and funny.

    Fenton, you ***, I got on a motherfvcking BOAT after my mucus plug started falling out.

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  • HappyTummy613HappyTummy613
    New Plan:  Go to Branson and attend Dolly Parton's Dixie Stampede as a group...in flesh colored unitards.
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  • ChristinSChristinS
    Hey guys.  Guess who just got her own key to mom's brand spanking new condo in Branson?  2 bedrooms, 2 full baths!  HOLLA!  Mom and Jim are down there finishing the remodel right now.
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  • ChristinSChristinS
    imageHezzerlah:

    God, I love abortion jokes even more than rape jokes! They're so fresh and funny.

    Fenton, you ***, I got on a motherfvcking BOAT after my mucus plug started falling out.

     My miscarriage jokes are getting better too Hezz.  I was e-mailing with Cali earlier telling her that I might have gone all first-tri crazy last night and spent an hour googling miscarriage info.  And then I was all "Speaking of, I wish I could miscarry those chicken fajitas I had for lunch."  ZING!!!  I'll be using that one a lot.
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  • noisy_penguinnoisy_penguin
    Lorne will be figuring out his schedule for next year at some point in the next month or so. I'm crossing all my crossables for him to have some time off when the next GTG rolls around. 

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  • salimoosalimoo member

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    New Plan:  Go to Branson and attend Dolly Parton's Dixie Stampede as a group...in flesh colored unitards.

    This idea is the tits.

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  • ChristinSChristinS
    Oh man.  If I miss my chance to meet KB and NP, I'll just, Ugh.  This is turrible.  Missing this GTG and my annual lake weekend with my IRL girlfriends is probably going to be the worst part about all of this.  
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  • KristenBtobeKristenBtobe

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    Oh man.  If I miss my chance to meet KB and NP, I'll just, Ugh.  This is turrible.  Missing this GTG and my annual lake weekend with my IRL girlfriends is probably going to be the worst part about all of this.  

    If I get a vote, October is turrible for me. Let's do earlier in the year so I can rub your belly.  Pregnant. I wouldn't rub an un-pregnant belly.

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  • mashedpotatomashedpotato
    imageKristenBtobe:

     I wouldn't rub an un-pregnant belly.

    son of a biitch, are you sure?

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  • cmc714cmc714
    I vote for earlier too because a GTG without Christin is like a day without sun. And I will reiterate my vote for finger lakes!
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  • KristenBtobeKristenBtobe
    imagemashedpotato:
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     I wouldn't rub an un-pregnant belly.

    son of a biitch, are you sure?

    Oh, okay. If you ask nicely.

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  • BobLoblawBobLoblaw

    We never go in the summer because rental houses usually won't rent for only a weekend, and the prices are insane anyway. 

     

    Told you guys babies ruin lives. No one listens to me.  

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  • salimoosalimoo member
    I wish humans gestated like penguins and couples could trade off incubating.
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  • ChristinSChristinS
    You guys can GTG without me.  I don't really know how to have fun without alcohol anyways.
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  • noisy_penguinnoisy_penguin
    If you get some gall bladder problems, they'll give you drugs. I'm sure you could learn how to have fun with opiates instead of booze. They're safer for your fetus, anyway. Well, I think. If Will turns out to be an axe murderer we can blame it on that. 

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  • ChristinSChristinS
    D got me roses for Valentines Day.  All week the smell of the roses has made me want to vom.  This is random, but it smells in here.  And I can't bring myself to throw them away.  
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  • FallinAgainFallinAgain

    imageHappyTummy613:
    New Plan:  Go to Branson and attend Dolly Parton's Dixie Stampede as a group...in flesh colored unitards.

    I've been to Dixie Stampede. I have photographic proof.  But I had on a blue cardigan, not a flesh colored unitard. 

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  • WendyTooWendyToo
    I would totally be down for a branson gtg (or st Louis) and I'm pretty sure okla would come along as well for a roadtrip. 
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  • KristenBtobeKristenBtobe
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    imageHappyTummy613:
    New Plan:  Go to Branson and attend Dolly Parton's Dixie Stampede as a group...in flesh colored unitards.

    I've been to Dixie Stampede. I have photographic proof.  But I had on a blue cardigan, not a flesh colored unitard. 

    I think this means Fallin would come to a Branson GTG. At least that's how I read it. 

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  • ChristinSChristinS
    My sister's first big job was as a back up dancer in "Legends in Concert" in Branson.  Marilyn Monroe brought my grandpa up on stage and sang "My Heart Belongs to Daddy" to him.  It was sweet/creepy.  Also, thanks to that job she was later able to add "Large headdress experience" to her resume.  No.  Seriously.
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  • ChristinSChristinS
    Fallin would never GTG with me.  She's afraid to fall in love.
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  • KristenBtobeKristenBtobe

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    Also, thanks to that job she was later able to add "Large headdress experience" to her resume.

    I need this on my resume. 

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  • modb1rdmodb1rd
    imageKristenBtobe:

    imageChristinS:
    Also, thanks to that job she was later able to add "Large headdress experience" to her resume.

    I need this on my resume. 

    No one will ever check that reference. Go for it

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  • salimoosalimoo member

    imageChristinS:
    Also, thanks to that job she was later able to add "Large headdress experience" to her resume.  No.  Seriously.

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  • FallinAgainFallinAgain

    imageChristinS:
    Fallin would never GTG with me.  She's afraid to fall in love.

    Truth. 

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  • buddhagoudabuddhagouda
    Fallin had better not go to St. Louis before she comes to NOLA. BUDDHA SMASH.
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  • FallinAgainFallinAgain

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    Fallin had better not go to St. Louis before she comes to NOLA. BUDDHA SMASH.

    Who would want to visit New Orleans when they could visit Missouri? 

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