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Re: Randoms
i know! i read this and suddenly got really pissed off at the grilled chicken salad i was just about to go fetch from the break room. jerkoff salad.
I'll have you know I'm now committed to driving 11 miles away for my favorite lunch buffet. Motherfukker.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
It was the same for us. They transitioned him slowly, but we were still dropping him off in the infant room. Then, when he fully switched, he was fine the first one or two drop offs. Then, baam, freakouts for a week or so until he just stopped.
That's reassuring, thanks. Hopefully he'll be doing better soon.
Butt sauce should go up against Hidden Valley Ranch in MM.
We successfully made it through the first month of charting. I'm both excited and terrified.
As sad as I am that Ivy lost yesterday, I should probably get some work done today and tomorrow.
Damn it, why you ain't tell me?? Did you get a good deal??
Yesterday Maggie packed her backpack full of doll house toys, Jessie the cowgirl, and Chip and said "I'm going to the airport to go to Disney World. Bye!"
then Owen started chanting "DISNEY WORLD! DISNEY WORLD! DISNEY JUNIOR DOT COM!"
We need to go back ASAP.
Yeah, when we took airfare into account, it was actually cheaper than a few of the non-Disney locations we were considering. We're staying at Wilderness Lodge this time. Hopefully we won't regret the lack of monorail access.
We're going in December, considering WL because of the holiday decor. I'll be anxious to hear your review.
You work in the boonies?
I can get fresh *** meat within a couple of miles. But they did just open a Greek and Lebanese place on this side of the river!
we all fall down sometimes
brass and ballet flats
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
HA!
That is c00n.
But racoon meat.
Not the meat of black people. I'm pretty sure that's illegal now.
we all fall down sometimes
brass and ballet flats
Of all the things running through my mind as to what *** meant, this was not one of them.
i'm going to try to plant the 'lets get indian takeout tonight' seed. for sure.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
Trying to figure out what was behind the asterisks and coming up with SB saying "I can get some fresh f vcking meat!" + this explanation = fall off my chair laughing.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Porkchops and buttsauce for all!
I am so excited for you, lindsay! Normally I hope people have one of each, but I'll be pulling for you to have another girl.
During my run the other day, I was listening to the lyrics of Ignition Remix by R. Kelly and the line where he says, "It's like murder she wrote once I get you out of them clothes," and I started pondering whether he was saying he wants to sleep with Angela Landsbury or that he wants to kill the woman.
I think I'm going to have to make chicken tikka masala this weekend because you guys are bastards. Since my H won't eat it, I'll have lots of leftovers to freeze.
I'm working from home again today, and for some reason my work screen won't maximize so it's only taking up about 1/3rd of my monitor. It's forcing me to do a lot of scrolling.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Since your last visit all I keep thinking about is how I can't wait till the girls are old enough to take them and have breakfast with the princesses.
No, it's not that -- it's that the window that is showing me my workscreen is teeny tiny and won't expand. It says to hit ctrl-alt-break to make it full screen, but it's not doing anything. It's full of lies.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Sean had a fever for the past two days and broke out in the croup overnight. He came to bed with us around 1 but in the interest of Dan getting some sleep befire work I got up with him at about 4 and went to the couch. It sounds so horrible. This week has been exhausting. He's extra clingy, I haven't been able to trade with Mouse because of sickness in one house or another, and I'm losing my mind. I'm just letting him watch as much TV and play as much on the Kindle Fire as his sickly little heart desires. And I don't even feel guilty about it.
This uninteresting whiny screed has been brought to you by 3 hours of sleep.
The poster formerly known as PDXPhotoGrl
And we are the exact opposite. Mr. Mod and I are now eagle-eyed for acquaintances that don't have kids that we can become friends with. We identify them. We watch quietly for a few weeks (like a bear stocking prey because WE BEARS). We discuss and we decide to make an effort to become friends with them. So far there is a 100% success rate of those couples becoming pregnant within 6 mos of initial identification. So, if want to have a kid, just get on Mr. Mod's and my shortlist. It's a fertility booster I tell ya.
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
Dear Mod and Mr. Mod,
Let's be friends and hang out.
Sincerely,
The Spidermans
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Poor Sean. We've avoided croup so far but it seems just miserable. TV and cuddles sounds just about right, no reason to feel guilty about that. Hope he is better soon.
Dear Caliman,
If you can get Mr. Caliman out of the videogame room long enough to move to san francisco it is possible. Our newest non-child having friends are due in August, so it's time to pick a new couple.
The Mods
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I watched the video for Misery by Maroon 5 yesterday for the first time, and now I can't get it out of my head.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
The movers are here. They loaded all of the place to sit in the truck first. So I'm sitting on the floor in the corner nursing the baby.
Dawg, my kid has pooped with the diaper off twice. It's amazing, like a stream of poo just shooting across the room. She hit my mom both times. I have to remember to thank her for that.
Crap...I Mean Crafts