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Randoms?
I don't think there has been one since MM, so, hi.
Daylight Savings can really suck it. I am so tired I want to curl up under my desk.
I am doing some deposition prep and my boss lady is asking for stuff that I know she will not have the time to review. It is making me want to kick things. See above random.
Anybody want to share anything so that I can further avoid work?
Re: Randoms?
I've been up to my ears today in work I neglected last week due to MM.
Zane is leaving wednesday to go visit his dad, and I'm not looking forward to single parenting it for a few days. I am, however, stoked about having ultimate control over the television once the kid's in bed.
I am so sick, I want to die. I have a horrible cough, and I don't even get the nice bonus of sexy sick voice. Instead I have old woman who smokes too much trailer park voice.
At least my H surprised me with a donut for breakfast.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I'm starving, and I have yogurt for a snack, but I forgot a spoon. This is filling me with rage. Also, there are still people in my office that don't know I'm pregnant, and are all surprised when they hear. Which makes me think that they've just been wondering why I'm so weirdly fat for the last 3 months.
In happier news, the spring season of my bocce league starts today, and I'm excited to go play.
Also, I'm sad that my dogs are losing, but I'm kind of relieved that I won't have to campaign anymore. MM is a lot of work.
Baby Boxer is coming! 5.23.12
www.focushunting.com
I'm mad at you slags for not commenting on my bizarre boyfriend. MAD! I posted pics here. ML hasn't even seen pics. I see how it is now.
/cries in corner
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
I hate springing forward. I need all the hours in the day I can get. We are leaving for Florida in 5 days! I can't wait! I have absolutely no motivation today and am considering sneaking out a little early to enjoy the beautiful weather.
I'm also tired. I just want to sleep, man.
I'm all nervous and weirdy today. It's totally throwing me off.
Random: I have a guy in my MBA class, Adam, who is seriously the world's most pompous asss douche. Every class, no matter what the topic, he argues with the profs, talks down to everyone else, and is generally just a fuckpencil.
The other day in class, a couple of students were expressing concern about not knowing what formulas were required for the final and stuff (accounting). Adam, in his snottiest voice goes "Ugh, come on guys, it's just high school algebra."
So, the next class, he's once again arguing with the prof about why an accounting problem is wrong, and the prof was to the point of being incredulous, like "Dude...no, it's right." And another girl in our class pipes up with "Ugh, come on Adam, it's just high school algebra."
The whole class dissolved into hysterical laughter, and I have NEVER felt so satisfied in my life. Comeuppance!
Even though my animals all lost, I can't quit you guys.
Im wearing Hunger Games nail polish and I love it.
Does your city government have a 'false alarm reduction unit'? we found out ours does after last week's helium balloon burglar alarm incident. they sent us a letter stating that we need a permit to have a home alarm system, which was installed by a previous owner. this is entirely new information to me and without knowing to look for such details, i don't know how i could have possibly known about this.
does this seem fuuked up to you? THEY WANT MY MONIES.
http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/64214698.aspx
He's not gonna be everyone's cup of tea. But, c'mon. That first pic is HYSTERICAL. Goggles?! Xmas lights?
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Also, if you were hiring someone to create a website for you, wouldn't you get your *** together and have all of your copy finalized before pushing the site live. I have a client that keeps sending me copy edits weeks after the site went live. I mean, it's more money for me, but I just want to be done with them. Away with you.
Ugh. This sounds incredibly annoying.
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
I'm enjoying applesauce as we speak. I feel like a toddler. A very, very satisfied toddler.
I'm starting a pottery class tomorrow and I'm ridiculously excited about it. Making things! Clay! Getting out of the house!
Buddha, I think you can legally murder that person. I'm pretty sure.
we all fall down sometimes
brass and ballet flats
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Essbee, I want to take a pottery class!
Move to Canada so I have someone to do fun things with.
I'm hoping that if Annabelle and Moe make it to the next round, that they're matched up. They could be twinsies!
Does Moe want a girlfriend? Annabelle wants a family.
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
We haven't applied for Paige's SSN yet. We had to wait for the birth cert and once it finally came, it didn't seem like a priority. Guess what we need to do our taxes? I'm blaming Jimmy for this one, as he took responsibility for getting it done and then lost the BC. But either way, he's probably going to have to file for an exetension, and the whole 2nd baby adoption process is on hold until we get that return. Sheesh.
Also, this morning I opened the door to get the mail, and I found Alison pooping on my doormat. Totally gross. Paige only poops in diapers. Vote for Paige!
http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/64207248.aspx
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
MM physically exhausted me. I'm spent.*
*It could have more to do with the sinus illness of death, but I'm sticking with MM.
oh groomz, that just can't be. i can't even entice her to poop on her potty, I could never train her to poop on a doorstep (outside!) or (for the time being) anywhere but her diaper.
lies.
What what? 132 points is what!
November, I am also going to Florida this week, but leaving on Wednesday. DH and I have a wedding to go to on Saturday.
This trip could not come at a better time, since my neighbor's dog, who apparently doesn't understand daylight savings time, nighttime, walls, or air, kept me up for 2 days barking at 3am.
Me too. And Alzigator too -- her back and forth with Boxer in the beginning was amazing.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Yes! Is she a MLer? For some reason, I thought she was a lurker/infrequent poster.