Politics & Current Events
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Fun: Political Rhetoric Generator

http://phrasegenerator.com/politics


"When I'm elected, I'll make sure gays and corrupt labor unions can't sabotage our hard-working neighborhoods."

 

There's also a wine review, NFL jargon, etc.

Re: Fun: Political Rhetoric Generator

  • I will work for an America where shifty Canadians and unstable nuclear regimes cannot destroy our right to kill foreigners.

    Crying

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    I will not stand for an America where 24-hour news networks and pot smokers can take away our sacred family values.

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  • When I'm elected, I'll make sure reckless bankers and rich oil companies can't destroy our right to use up the world's resources.

    I will not stand for an America where Mexican drug mules and angry chefs can undermine our brave military.

    I will work for an America where racists and drug dealers cannot take away our postage stamps.

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  • Unlike my opponent, I will protect our love for the Bible, our civil rights and our iPhone apps.
    A big old middle finger to you, stupid Nest.
  • I want an America where Hollywood liberals and Mexicans cannot make a mockery of our right to bear arms.

    Favorite.

  • When I'm elected, I'll make sure illegal immigrants and tribal warlords can't sabotage our Bibles.

     

    I freaking love this thing

     

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