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Can we please have a 4 pager about Fat Val Kilmer?

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Re: Can we please have a 4 pager about Fat Val Kilmer?

  • Whatever.  I'm his huckleberry.
  • imageKittyCatBio:
    Whatever.  I'm his huckleberry.

    I am never starring in Tombstone if it means I'll look like this:

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    That just looks uncomfortable. 

  • imageKateAggie:

    imageKittyCatBio:
    Whatever.  I'm his huckleberry.

    I am never starring in Tombstone if it means I'll look like this:

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    That just looks uncomfortable. 

    While I am not on board with the combo of navy blue and black, as I'm old school in my fashion tastes, his ensemble is making him look slightly more comfortable.

  • I need to go watch Real Genius STAT.  He looks like he should be smoking a pipe.
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  • I was going to ask in the other thread, but was side tracked - Why did he get fat again? Was it for a role? Just life? Has he lost some of the weight?
    A big old middle finger to you, stupid Nest.
  • mr+msmr+ms member

    This pic might up the odds of a 4-pager as he looks pregnant here:

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  • He needs new people. I mean, gah, those outfits are so unflattering, AND I bet his doctor prolly isn't talking to him about his weight gain and he's just eating buttered poptarts and ish giving himself the diabeetus!
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  • Not really on the subject of fat, but on the subject of beating Val Kilmer with a stick: 

    Stephen Hopkins (the director of "The Ghost and the Darkness") once said that he wouldn't work with him again, even if he were making "The Val Kilmer Story." 

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    This is slightly disconcerting.  Not unnattractive, but not very Val Kilmer-ish.

    mmmm... so much pretty here.

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  • WTF happened to him?
  • My first response to this post is no, because I don't like to think about a fat Val Kilmer.

    My second response is what kind of phone is he using in that one picture???  It looks fairly old school and not in a "my hugeass smartphone" kind of way.

    My third response is, for me, he will always remain as seen here:image

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  • I think he looks like the love child of Chaz Bono and Gerard De Pardeau.  Which could have happened, in the past.

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  • Nice eyes. Strange teeth.
    proof that i make babies. jack, grace, and ben, in no particular order
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  • Ack, Val Kilmer! I had no idea he'd been stung by bees.
  • After sex, he smokes hams.
    Go babies Caden!
  • I don't think he's as fat anymore.  I went on a search for pictures with dates at IMDB.

    last fall http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1232583936/nm0000174

    last month http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2367271168/nm0000174

    of course, he could just be wearing more flattering clothes.  WHICH IS THE POINT.

     

  • Hmm. I've never been a Val Kilmer fan anyway, but he definitely is 'letting himself go." Isn't that the phrase we use for women post-baby who get fat?
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  • Eh.  He's a middle-aged guy who isn't a major movie star any more.  Why is it so terrible that he looks like a middle aged guy who isn't a movie star?
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  • OMG, what happened to you, Iceman?  Top Gun is becoming virtually unwatchable due to what the actors are like now.  I mean, Tom Cruise is all crazy and sh*t, and old.  Val Kilmer is fat, I mean wears unflattering clothes...

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  • imageReturnOfKuus:
    Eh.  He's a middle-aged guy who isn't a major movie star any more.  Why is it so terrible that he looks like a middle aged guy who isn't a movie star?

    Yeah, I agree. I haven't even thought the name Val Kilmer in years. i never thought he was good looking, the buck tooth SOB. i guess i liked him as Jim Morrison, but that was about it. He's just another Nicholas Cage to me...  

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    OMG, what happened to you, Iceman?  Top Gun is becoming virtually unwatchable due to what the actors are like now.  I mean, Tom Cruise is all crazy and sh*t, and old.  Val Kilmer is fat, I mean wears unflattering clothes...

    See I am feeling the need to go home and watch Top Gun, at least the beach volleyball scene, to comfort myself about what they have become.  think of that happy happy scene.

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  • My challenge to the photoshop adept.  see that picture up above with the mid 90s cell phone and the giant gut?  make it wear the snakeskin dress.  DOOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTT
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    This photo, besides making me say "Willow!" in a high thready voice, made me think-Whatever happened to Joanne Whalley (fka Whalley-Kilmer)?  and then I imdbd and saw she is on Gossip Girl and the Borgias.  Since I don't watch those shows, I was pleased she was still working.  I was prior to that impressed that it seemed Warwick Davis was enjoying the most successful career from that film. 

  • imageKittyCatBio:
    My challenge to the photoshop adept.  see that picture up above with the mid 90s cell phone and the giant gut?  make it wear the snakeskin dress.  DOOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTT

    I did just LOL at my desk.  Now I wish I knew how to use PS.

  • imageKittyCatBio:
    My challenge to the photoshop adept.  see that picture up above with the mid 90s cell phone and the giant gut?  make it wear the snakeskin dress.  DOOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTT

    Bonus points if you include Madmardigan hairstyle. 

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    After sex, he smokes hams.

    Crying  X 1000

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    imageKittyCatBio:

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    he realized how nice it was to stay in the fat Jim Morrison phase.

    Someone should remind him to stay out of the bathtub. 

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  • imageeclaires:

    OMG, what happened to you, Iceman?  Top Gun is becoming virtually unwatchable due to what the actors are like now.  I mean, Tom Cruise is all crazy and sh*t, and old.  Val Kilmer is fat, I mean wears unflattering clothes...

    Every time I watch that movie I'm struck by how godawful it is. The older I get, the dumber it gets, the hotness of Tom Skerritt not withstanding.

    YES, I LOVE TOM SKERRITT.

    Do you think he got fat too?

    And yes, it's well documented that Val Kilmer's career nose dived because he's a pain in the ass to work with. I bet that's comfort fat, buttered poptarts and all.



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  • OMG. Even if he's lost weight he's got that old man turkey wobble going on under his chin. Ew.
  • imagehindsight's_a_biotch:
    Every time I watch that movie I'm struck by how godawful it is. The older I get, the dumber it gets, the hotness of Tom Skerritt not withstanding.

    YES, I LOVE TOM SKERRITT.

    Val Kilmer, working with hot old guys (brando notwithstanding, ew) since the 90s.

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