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Can we please have a 4 pager about Fat Val Kilmer?

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Re: Can we please have a 4 pager about Fat Val Kilmer?

  • imageReturnOfKuus:
    Eh.  He's a middle-aged guy who isn't a major movie star any more.  Why is it so terrible that he looks like a middle aged guy who isn't a movie star?

    I dunno.  I guess there are better ways for a middle-aged guy who isn't a major movie star to go to seed.

    See also: Elwes, Carey.

  • imageBrookles:
    Ack, Val Kilmer! I had no idea he'd been stung by bees.

    FT-MFing-W!! 

    "HOW many US citizens and ranchers have been decapitated in Arizona by roving bands of paperless aliens, and how will a requirement that I have papers on me make that not happen?"courtesy of SueSue
  • You know, we'd all be thrilled, thrilled with his, umm, clothing choices if it meant that he'd eaten Tom Cruise.

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  • imagecurlydoglover:

    See also: Elwes, Carey.

    now, as you wish and all that, but he's had some pretty rough days too.

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    he still came back around to fairly hot.  There is hope for Val.

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    and, you know, his Robin Hood did have an English accent. 

  • Val Kilmer is so fat when he sits around the house, he sits around the house.
    f.k.a.= Derniermot
  • imageKittyCatBio:
    imagehindsight's_a_biotch:
    Every time I watch that movie I'm struck by how godawful it is. The older I get, the dumber it gets, the hotness of Tom Skerritt not withstanding.

    YES, I LOVE TOM SKERRITT.

    Val Kilmer, working with hot old guys (brando notwithstanding, ew) since the 90s.

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    I adore Sam Elliot. I think it's his voice.



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  • val kilmer is so fat when he looks down at the scale it says to be continued...

    f.k.a.= Derniermot
  • Val Kilmer is so fat when he takes a shower his feet dont get wet
    f.k.a.= Derniermot
  • No mention of this metamorphosis?

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    "HOW many US citizens and ranchers have been decapitated in Arizona by roving bands of paperless aliens, and how will a requirement that I have papers on me make that not happen?"courtesy of SueSue
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    and, you know, his Robin Hood did have an English accent. 

    I love you.

    I sadly remember Val Kilmer in that horrendous film where he played a blind guy. I think Mira Sorvino played opposite him. I only saw it in the theater because some scenes took place at Ranger games. I never found him all that attractive.

    And I'm sure that, like Jessica Simpson, he's fine with his weight being talked about because that's the only reason people ever talk about Val Kilmer anymore. 

  • Blind Val Kilmer

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    Blind Val Kilmer

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    or at least mirrorless.  But blind would really be the only excuse for this getup. 

  • imageKateAggie:

    Blind Val Kilmer

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    Blind Val Kilmer

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    or at least mirrorless.  But blind would really be the only excuse for this getup. 

    /dead 

  • imageMeredithE:

    No mention of this metamorphosis?

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    I may have cried when I saw this a few months ago. I used to watch that video over and over again. ::sigh::



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  • Here, HAB.  Have some laughter through your tears.

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  • Sigh.

    I had a wicked crush on him in junior high. In high school I read an interview with him where he came off as a total wacko and said something about making spiritual love with his bison or something. I don't think he was fat then (just not in Batman condition), but his extra chin sure isn't helping me get over the whole "not into lusting after people who spiritually or otherwise bang their farm animals" thing.

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  • imagehindsight's_a_biotch:
    I adore Sam Elliot. I think it's his voice.

    I love him for his mustashe.

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  • Anyone wanna take a stab at captioning this?

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    I can't stop staring at the shiny boots and the crotch. 

  • imageKittyCatBio:
    imagecurlydoglover:

    See also: Elwes, Carey.

    now, as you wish and all that, but he's had some pretty rough days too.

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    he still came back around to fairly hot.  There is hope for Val.

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    and, you know, his Robin Hood did have an English accent. 

    Oh, I know.  But he never got quite as bad as poor "I butter my butter" Val seems to have....

    ETA: Also, his hair never, ever got as nasty-ass scraggly as Val's.  Get that man some Panteen or something.

  • imageKittyCatBio:
    imagecurlydoglover:

    See also: Elwes, Carey.

    now, as you wish and all that, but he's had some pretty rough days too.

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    he still came back around to fairly hot.  There is hope for Val.

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    and, you know, his Robin Hood did have an English accent. 

    Sweet mother of mary, what the f'uck happened here?!! Ew

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  • imagehindsight's_a_biotch:
    imageMeredithE:

    No mention of this metamorphosis?

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    I may have cried when I saw this a few months ago. I used to watch that video over and over again. ::sigh::

    OMG. Who is that, what happened to him, and how can we get him to change back? Even with stretch marks from apparently eating his weight in big macs, there could be real potential for double-clicking-the-mouse material here.

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  • I'm going to comment on his wetsuit.  Unflattering.

    *Turns in feminist card.*

    Go babies Caden!
  • imageKateAggie:

    Here, HAB.  Have some laughter through your tears.

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    OMG, I'm dying. DYING, I tell you!



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  • imageKateAggie:

    Anyone wanna take a stab at captioning this?

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    I can't stop staring at the shiny boots and the crotch. 

    He looks like the love child of Jabba the Hut and Princess Leia.

    "This isn't the Val Kilmer you're looking for."

    No shiit.



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  • imagehindsight's_a_biotch:
    imageKateAggie:

    Anyone wanna take a stab at captioning this?

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    I can't stop staring at the shiny boots and the crotch. 

    He looks like the love child of Jabba the Hut and Princess Leia.

    "This isn't the Val Kilmer you're looking for."

    No shiit.

    HAB, you were dead on when you hinted that a 4 pager about Val Kilmer was needed.   

  • imageKateAggie:

    Anyone wanna take a stab at captioning this?

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    I can't stop staring at the shiny boots and the crotch. 

    The level of not giving a fvcks is really high, here.  really high.  Also really high? val kilmer. 

  • imageKateAggie:

    Here, HAB.  Have some laughter through your tears.

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    That is so, so wrong, which is precisely why I have tears rolling down my face.

    Cary Elwes appeared on Psych last season and it was appalling how awful he looked. I actually doubted it was him until I watched the credits again. He came back this season and appears to have gotten his act together. 

  • imageis_it_over_yet?:
    imageKateAggie:

    Here, HAB.  Have some laughter through your tears.

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    That is so, so wrong, which is precisely why I have tears rolling down my face.

    Cary Elwes appeared on Psych last season and it was appalling how awful he looked. I actually doubted it was him until I watched the credits again. He came back this season and appears to have gotten his act together. 

    A fellow Psych watcher???  Is it my birthday?  Whaaaaaaaat? 

  • imageis_it_over_yet?:
    imageKateAggie:

    Here, HAB.  Have some laughter through your tears.

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    That is so, so wrong, which is precisely why I have tears rolling down my face.

    Cary Elwes appeared on Psych last season and it was appalling how awful he looked. I actually doubted it was him until I watched the credits again. He came back this season and appears to have gotten his act together. 

    I heart his character on Psych so much. H ws convinced he got blown up. Silly H. You don't blow up Cary Elwes that early in a show.

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  • Supposedly Val was and still is a really horrible actor to work with.
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