September 2009 Weddings
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STF
Who's got something juicy? 'cause I got nothin'...
Re: STF
We need to spice things up. Missionary sucks.
I need some dirty ideas ladies. Help me out here!
updated 10.03.12
We took one of our position books and wrote almost every position on a slip of paper (some are just out of the question) with the page number it's on in the book. When we're feeling like mixing it up, pull a slip from the bag. It was H's idea and I was a little skeptical at first, but it's been a lot of fun!
Our dog is ruining our sex life. He sleeps in our room and we usually get busy once the baby goes to bed. The problem is if we lock him out of the room is cries and barks and T wakes up but if we leave him in the room he wants to jump on the bed to see what we are doing and starts whimpering.
The other morning we tried before the baby got up and he kept getting to close for comfort so I lost the urge.
You sound like you live in our house!
Our last DTD was 12/23. I remember the date because it was the last time we were both off from work and the baby was in DC.
I have ZERO drive (still!) and am not really complaining. I'd rather get the extra half hour of sleep and not risk the dog's barking waking the baby up.
Not sure how you ladies feel about porn...but my husband got a bit creative since our sex life has been lacking.
He created a file on my computer desktop with a couple of porn clips in it (labeled do not open this file- I guess he knew too well that was the first thing I would do). When I found it I was confused and asked him what the deal was. He explained that they were things he found "hot but do able for a normal couple". So now when we happen to have some free time together (rare, but it does happen) one of us will initiate our own version of one of the videos. And he was right, they were hot and do able.
Now I think I may make my own file for his computer...if I ever find the time!
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OMGZ NOT PORN!!!!
No seriously... it's cool.
updated 10.03.12
Lol, good. I know some women get seriously freaked out by the topic. I wanted to start with a heads up so people could choose not to read further if needed.
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Charlotte stayed with my parents this weekend so we had some alone time - Saturday night I fell asleep - we saw a very bad accident on our way home from a party where someone died and it killed the mood- We made up for that on Sunday...
MB likes pirate porn....arrrrrgh.
dude, Pirates is the best!!!
updated 10.03.12
This is actually a really great idea!
I'd be up for it, but H is so... I don't know... subdued (is that a good alternative to "safe & sorta boring"?).. when it comes to sex. So I may have a hard time getting him to go for it.
Maybe you can each have a certain number of ones to veto? Or maybe start with just the ones that are more basic, less adventurous? Gradually work some more adventurous ones into the pile?
It's a possibility. I'll maybe run the idea past him and see what he thinks. He hates voicing his thoughts on sexual stuff, I really need to bust him out of his shell! He was fine until we got PG, but then he shut-down on the extra fun stuff.
H and I did it up the pooper last night.
Just kidding. I'm pretty sure that's one thing I will never do in the sack. And H hasn't voiced any real desire to try it, fortunately. I just figure we'd be one of the couples to end up in the ER with an embarrassing story.
I do think we need to do something juicy this weekend, but I need to order a huge tub of Slippery Stuff. It's the greatest lube ever and we're completely out. And I NEED some in order to comfortably do anything anymore, these damn lactation hormones have really taken a toll on my lady garden.
Hey, man.... don't knock it 'til you try it!
updated 10.03.12
So I stopped spotting on Wednesday and thought maybe, JUST MAYBE, I'd have a shot at getting lucky when DH got home on Thursday morning. But guess what I got for my birthday? My period. And that is a no-go in our house. So better luck next week...
Congrats to both my TTC buddies, Amberley18 and sb2006 on their beautiful babies!
You beat me to it!
Embarrassing stories are entertainment for the rest of us
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Speaking of embarrassing stories...
Did I ever tell you guys my jalapeno popper story?
updated 10.03.12
Um no? Do tell!
One day, my husband decided to make jalapeno poppers from scratch. Without wearing gloves.
....
updated 10.03.12
I have a similar story. Only i was roasting Hatch chiles without gloves. Typically doesn't bother me. But then I changed my tampon.
DUDE! I have the same story! Except these were habanero peppers he was adding to chili. He had washed his hands multiple times, hours after touching them, but apparently that sh!t stays in your skin forever. He reached down and touched me later that night and I was into it for about 10 seconds when all of a sudden, I realized it felt like someone lit a match on my cl!t and I ran into the bathroom in search of something to put out the fire. I ended up lying on the bathroom rug in the fetal position moaning in pain.
I felt like he got payback though when he went to take his contacts out and touched his eyeball. Hehehe.
updated 10.03.12
I made friends with my detachable shower head.
Two nights a week, I don't need a man any more. Sometimes my alone time in the shower is all I need.