So there's this guy who works out most mornings. He does a little cardio, he does a few of the weight machines, he sits and stretches. He really likes that very soft, thin cotton jersey material and shorts with 2-3 inch inseams. And going commando.
He jiggles on the elliptical. He flops on the weights benches (except when he doesn't flop and that's somehow far, far worse). And he hangs out when sitting and stretching.
I think my favorite outfit is his short-shorts unitard which allows for maximum floppage (or tenting, depending on how much he's enjoying his workout). It's also so thin it stretches to sheer over the asscrack, which gives yet another glimpse of stuff-that-should-not-be-seen-in-public.
I don't care how naked you are in the changerooms, but, dude! save it for your wife or partner or, really, anyone else. I don't need to see that.
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Bahaha, so gross yet so funny.
There is a young woman at my gym who uses the elliptical and wears some teenage style trendy tank top with hearts or stars on it, wears her hair down and loads of makeup (not sure how one exercises with their hair down, but that's not the point) and REALLY short cutoff sweat pant shorts...every time she moves on the elliptical (every second...) the shorts bounce up, and her full asss shows. it is so distracting!
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HA! "This is a family establishment, sir, please put the mouse back in the house"
Seriously though, gross!
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LOL, I just watched this episode the other day!
We used to have a guy like that at our gym and it always reminded me of the Friends episode when Phoebe dated the guy who always had his "junk" hanging out. "Hey Buddy, this is a family place...put the mouse back in the house"
THIS!
He knows.
I totally thought of that too! Gross!
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Yah totally agree on that one.
When you are in an environment that nudity would be expected, is one thing.
I echo the ewwwwws!
I would totally talk with an employee about this guy. Its inappropriate to be showing off his junk in a public setting. Your paying for the gym you should not have to put up with sh** like that... gross!