The most delightfully hostile notes ever left on car windshields

JosiePosy · April 2012

I needed a laugh.

ablou · April 2012

I once left a note on a Hummer that said "Thank you for doing your part in killing our planet a little bit at a time."

Sibil · April 2012

That was enjoyable. Thanks!

laurenpetro · April 2012

i had someone completely park me in. he was directly behind me in his own made-up row when i had cars in front of me and to my left and right. it took me 20 minutes but i somehow managed to squeeze out thanks to my amazing k-turning skills. without those i might still be at that restaurant.

as i had no paper/pen on me, i smeared his driver's side window with the stickiest and glitter-iest lipgloss i've ever owned. in it i wrote "nice parking, azzhole."

DH and i were dating back then. he was MORTIFIED.

TarponMonoxide · April 2012

Years ago, I saw one that had this as its content: "Thanks a lot, putz, for taking up 2 spaces" accompanied by Mickey Mouse flipping the bird.

RedheadBaker · April 2012

TarponMonoxide:
Years ago, I saw one that had this as its content: "Thanks a lot, putz, for taking up 2 spaces" accompanied by Mickey Mouse flipping the bird.

I've seen that one also. Someone left it on XH's Dodge Caliber after he dared park too close to somebody else's car (said someone had pulled their vehicle about a foot OVER the line that separates two "face-to-face" parking spots -- XH had to park close or else leave the back end of his car hanging out dangerously).

Nonny · April 2012

So far my favorites involve drawings of peens. First was the one about "I wish your girl friend was as dirty as this windshield" and the second was the drawing of the skull with a peen inside the head. LOLOLOLOLOL!!! #D?ckJokesFTW